Lines from Yue Yunpeng's cross talk "Be a Rich Man"

Have you seen Yue Yunpeng's cross talk "Be a Rich Man" by Sun Yue? Here are the lines from the cross talk, let's enjoy it together .

Lines from Yue Yunpeng's "Be a Rich Man"

A: Let me introduce my partner. His name is Sun Yue, Teacher Sun. He has been in poor health recently

B: Got some illness

A: Got leg cancer. You say a person is sick

B: Hey, hey, hey, what is leg cancer?

A: It’s leg inflammation

B: Leg trouble Disease

A: The doctor advised him to ampute the leg below the eyebrows, but he did not agree

B: Wait, amputation below the eyebrows is called craniotomy

A: Anyway, I am just sick.

B: I’ve never heard of it. If there’s something wrong with your legs, open your head.

A: Just open your head and open your legs.

< p> B: That’s outrageous.

A: Anyway, our health is not particularly good, but we will still work hard to perform for everyone.

Teacher Sun

B: Your teacher

A: I’m very good at crosstalk. I’ve liked talking about crosstalk since I was a child

B: I’m in elementary school

A: I started studying when I was four or five years old, and then I started working after graduating from elementary school

B: Wait, I started working after I graduated from elementary school

A: Yes< /p>

B: How old was I when I graduated from elementary school

A: 23

B: Oh, my youth

A: Are you there? I married your class teacher when I was in the fourth grade of elementary school

B: Let’s play

A: Really

B: Really, no

A: It caused a sensation throughout Jilin

B: Hey, hey, hey, never heard of it

A: What's going on?

B: Graduated from high school

A: Oh, graduated from high school. I started working right after graduating from high school

B: Yes

A: Working as an animal in Beijing Zoo

B: Yes

A: How courageous is this man?

B: Wait, is it okay to be an animal? Raise animals

A: Just raise animals

B: What do you mean by raising animals

A: OK, you raise animals

B: Right, right, right

A: Raising elephants, elephants that have been raised for ten years

B: Ten years

A: The elephant is getting thinner and thinner, he... you know Yes!

B: What do I know? You’re talking about my head

A: I just admitted it today

B: Who admitted it? No. So savvy

A: Anyway, we talked about cross talk later

B: Hey, don’t talk nonsense

A: Some friends said, you guys talk about cross talk Is it to make money?

B: Really?

A: Yes, hehe

B: Ouch, you are so straightforward

A: We just want to make money, but he is not

B: I am not

A: The family is rich

B: The family is a little bit

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A: He is a rich second-generation dog

B: Me

A: Really

B: All the rich second-generation dogs in your family Is it just?

A: He is a rich second generation

B: So disgusting

A: He is a rich second generation

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B: One or one

A: He is a rich second generation, what is a rich second generation?

B: Tell me

< p> A: His brother is richer, he is called the rich second generation

B: Wait, everyone in your family is talking about the same generation

A: Who

B: My father is rich

A: His father is rich, and his father is the boss of South Beauty

B: Why is there still South Beauty

A: The boss of South Beauty, he recently got a girl named Big H

B: Let’s not talk nonsense

A: It’s true, Big H, he made one Honda’s face, big H? Big H has a sister named Xiao H

B: Make a modern face

A: Modern, modern face is slanted

B: Coming here, little H

A: Little H, he is rich anyway. After he has money, he will buy a house, a car, and an RV

< p>B: Are you so poor?

A: He is no exception

B: Me too

A: Let’s buy a house!

B: Bought

A: Bought a house in Beijing, a big house in the Second Ring Road

B: Oops, if you have money

A: Bought a nine-bedroom apartment

B: Oh, a small villa in the Second Ring Road.

A: I want to kill you, you know? Nine bedrooms, all nine bedrooms are on the first floor, nine bedrooms, nine bathrooms, no kitchen. The one with the money

B: Wait,

A: The rich second generation

B: Wait, the ninth house is on the first floor, the ninth house , Jiuwei, no kitchen.

I built a floor like Home Inn

A: Did I say you built a floor like Home Inn?

B: Nonsense, there are nine rooms on the first floor, and there are five rooms here. There are four rooms here, leaving one as a staircase

A: Look how familiar he is, the one with a yellow exterior wall in your house

B: Our door sign is still there The blue one

A: It feels like home

B: Just like home

A: Even if it is, I have money. I bought a nine-bedroom apartment in Rujia. I thought about it mentally. I have nine bedrooms. Can I marry nine wives?

B: This is a beautiful wish.

A: Check it online. , no

B: You are short-sighted. You still have to search online. Just ask.

A: What should I do?

B: Find someone to ask

A: You are stupid, there is no need to ask

B: Oh, yes, no need to ask

A: I will ask After many years, it just doesn’t work. He wants to have a group of wives and concubines

B: Wishes

A: Beautiful wishes, and finally came up with a good idea

B: What’s the idea?

A: Write wife on the largest house, concubine on the remaining seven, and miss on the last one. What a beautiful wish

B: Yes

A: For the first night, take your wife to the first room to sleep

B: Yes, first time Stay

A: For the second stay, I took my wife to sleep in my concubine’s room. For the last stay

B: Hey, hey, no, no, the last room. , which part about the lady is for guests

A: Then who plays the role of the lady

B: Whoever comes to visit me and stays with me, whoever plays the role< /p>

A: Okay, I’ll let you go

B: Oh, you can’t let me go

A: Okay, baby, I’ll let it go You, just say, your good wish is to buy a house

B: Have money

A: Have you bought a car?

B: Bought it

A: I bought a nine-hand Alto

B: This rich man is really cheap

A: That car license plate is blue A< /p>

B: This is from Qinghai

A: The brand of the Qing Dynasty

B: Wait, wait

A : Ouch

B: What are you ouch

A: What are you doing

B: Did the Qing Dynasty have cars? The Qing Dynasty had cars. How could Emperor Cixi still be raped? Being overtaken by the Eight-Nation Allied Forces

A: The Eight-Nation Allied Forces drove Ming A.

B: Isn’t this nonsense?

A: It’s the brand of the Qing Dynasty anyway

B: The brand of Qinghai

A: Okay, this Qinghai brand will stop working after only a few days of use. Throw it away

B: You shouldn’t buy it

A: Throw it away and buy another car

B: Why does it sound so awkward to me? Are these shoes or a car?

A: I changed my car and bought an Olympic Circle

B: Wait a minute Wait

A: Ouch, Olympic Circle

B: Wait

A: Ouch, why do you keep pushing me?

B: Why are you so beautiful here? You are so oops

A: I will draw a circle and curse you, and fart you to death. Isn’t this popular now? What oops?

< p>B: Okay, please explain to me what an Olympic circle is

A: That’s the five Audi rings

B: Hey, hey, hey, that’s the four Audi rings

A: Yes, four laps is Audi, five laps is Olympics

B: Who asked you?

A: Audi A8,

B: What a nice car

A: Dear friends, who can afford it

B: Most people can’t afford it

A: Audi A8, eight cylinders, more than one million. I drove this car and played on the street. I was happy and drove forward. There was a nine-hand Alto in front of me. He scolded me, how can I sell it to you? Come on, grandson. point.

B: Hey, that’s it.

A: Pay off A’s brand.

B: I was forced to change cars like this, right?

A: Anyway, if you’re not happy, just drive forward.