2、? When I woke up, it was dark.

3、? Life is like a play, it all depends on acting.

4、? Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

5、? I didn't swear.

6、? I believe in the law, but I doubt the judge

7、? It's okay, Zhong Wuyan. It's okay, Xia Yingchun.

8、? Love is drinking poisonous wine with a smile.

9、? I'm sorry to make you laugh.

10、? Mayflies shake trees, which is ridiculous.

1 1、? Money is like dirt, and righteousness is worth a thousand dollars.

12、? People are not smart and bald like others.

13、? Women like themselves, men like themselves and they are poor.

14、? Rather than fishing in the forest, it is better to retreat and build a net.

15、? Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

16、? Only state officials are allowed to set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps.

17、? Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

18、? Know that you are a bitch, don't show it in a hurry.

19、? Failing in ideological and moral standards is better than not thinking at all.

20、? No one who doesn't know him has ever eaten pork.

2 1、? You think you are a pencil box with so many pens in it.

22、? A fly parked on a fly swatter is the safest situation.

23、? At least it's a man. He sounds like a little Shenyang.

24、? I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.

25、? Get out before I kick you again.

26、? People can't extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.

27、? Don't say that you are not qualified to drive, you look illegal.

28、? Even if you have someone else, it won't stop me from fighting for the person of my dreams.

29、? Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm beautiful.

30、? If beauty is a letter, then kindness is a credit card.

3 1、? Children regard toys as friends, while adults regard friends as toys.

32、? Why do you pack wine when it's all water, and sheep when it's all perverts?

33、? A woman without talent is a virtue. I think I must be too wicked.

34、? Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

35、? I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me?

36、? I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

37、? If there is no health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

38、? No matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.

39、? Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

40、? After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

4 1、? A tree will die if it is not skinned; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

42、? Love bought by face will be torn up one day.

43、? If he always holds an umbrella for others, why don't you wait for him in the rain?

44、? Trust me, you're not cheap or annoying. It's just that the world is too perfect.

45、? If you choose 45 to look up at others, don't blame others for looking down on you.

46、? As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

47、? Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

48、? Work hard and live a comfortable life; Live comfortably and live hard.

49、? How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother.

50、? I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

5 1、? I think you are like two pigs, because one pig is not enough to describe your stupidity.

52、? Some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited for.

53、? The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

54、? Any altar is an altar at the end and any circle is a wreath at the end.

55、? Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.

56、? Boredom is how a person feels about a plate after eating the food on it.

57、? Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

58、? A man's handsomeness lies not in his face, but in his wisdom and calmness accumulated over the years.

59、? Don't treat me like an animal! If you want to treat me like an animal, I'll treat you like an animal.

60、? A great person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.

6 1、? If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

62、? What you lost, in fact, never really belonged to you, and you don't have to regret it.

63、? Happiness can be obtained through study, although it is not our mother tongue.

64、? I tried to find hope, for fear that luck was around, but I accidentally missed it.

65、? I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget, so why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

66、? The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow; Bamboo shoots in the mountains have a thick mouth and an empty stomach.

67、? The rich are afraid that others will know that he has money, while the poor are afraid that others will know that he has no money.

68、? How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

69、? There are only three kinds of human relations: he scolds me with you; You scold him with me; I scold you with him.

70、? Shut up! Shameless old thief, you dare to rap here when you know that everyone in the world is willing to give birth to your meat!

7 1、? You were born a cucumber! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnuts, lacking a hammer! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking!

72、? The biggest shame of politicians is to call it a temporary change.

73、? I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

74、? My method is that others call him a bastard, and I can prove that he is a bastard.

75、? What makes us move on after constant disappointment? It is something called hope.

76、? Sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.

77、? Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

78、? The so-called show coquettish easy to hide, dark base difficult to prevent. It is absolutely true that foxes are not free from vulgarity, and they are pure coquettish.

79、? There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

80、? If the children in this country have lost their innocence, then the future of this country must lack imagination.

8 1、? Do you know why you are so ugly? Because * * * ate too much durian when she was pregnant with you, and durian was ugly.

82、? Egg tarts are used as tanks. It's useless to pack four pieces. It's just eating shit! Egg tarts as tanks, rotten cards as iron, eat shit!

83、? For men, the saddest thing is that there are two men and one woman in the trip, so that they will never achieve internal unity.

84、? Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, there is no signal on my cell phone, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road.

85、? The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

86、? But gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

87、? You may not succeed, but you can't help growing. Some people may hinder your success, but no one will stop you from growing up.

88、? My method is that everyone else is a bastard, but I have a skill, and I can prove that you are a bastard.

89、? Reality is always imperfect, which makes hope like a * *. Losing is very painful, so would you rather not pursue it?

90、? Speaking of awesome, you have to sit as low as shit. No matter how hard you blow, you have to sit down even if you shit.

9 1、? When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

92、? Sometimes the joke of fate is that you have been hesitating until you finally make up your mind that it is time to take a curtain call.

93、? People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

94、? We all drove back to Beijing. Mr. Yu is taller than us. He looked down on us when we were driving, so he rode back by himself.

95、? Sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter. It's a kind of grace. If you pay sincerity, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party.

96、? I gave you a gun, hoping you could protect me, but in the end I stopped in front of her with the gun I gave me. I didn't have a knife with my bare hands, so you drove in my direction with a gun to find him.

97、? When you were young, you got it too easily at first. You think it's the result of my efforts You just turned around. When you become more mature, you find that many people actually support you.

98、? Literary world is a fart. Don't pretend to force anyone. Some seniors should write something seriously. They shouldn't be pornographic or violent. In fact, their hearts are more turbulent than those of young people. Don't get together and disguise something as an altar or a circle. What altar ends with an altar and what circle ends with a wreath.

99、? This is a noisy era, and your mood depends on which direction the sound you hear today comes from. In the face of the era of massive information, sometimes you will find that all the voices are helplessly sweeping towards you, drowning you indiscriminately, leaving you wondering what your mood should be.

100、? 1。 Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going 2。 Tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead. 3。 Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper. 4。 Draw your life with your 2B pencil. 5。 What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big. 6。 It's good to know what you are. 7。 Someone told you that my toilet uses mineral water. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute. 8。 Position yourself, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously. 9。 I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all. 10。 When I become a swan, you are still.