(20 1 1 Zheng New Year's Eve party)
Word: Liu Qingwei
Yao: Stop fooling around. I came to see Xiao Cui, not for the Spring Festival Gala. What are you showing off? Just look at your pig's waist and face, I know that your grade is too low and you have never seen the world. I feel ashamed to walk with you!
Liu Qingwei: You've been nagging me for decades. Can you change it? Now I am the standard Guan Gong face!
Yao: This is a red face. I've watched it for decades. This shape is a little stronger than the donkey face over there, but a little worse than Xiao Cui. Remember everything I told you!
Hey, hey, can you give me a hug? Good boy, ah.
(Black soil knocks at the door)
Yao: Xiao Cui-open the door.
Dong Changqing: Oh dear! Aunt and uncle are here!
Yao: I'm coming.
Dong Changqing: Aunt Baiyun, I have been thinking about you.
Yao: Now my name is not Baiyun. Baiyun's name is too loud. There are many people who want to sign autographs and take photos. In order to avoid traffic jams, it is called Cai Yun.
Dong Changqing: Where's uncle? ...
Liu Qingwei: Recently, your aunt is stealing vegetables, saying that black soil is not good, so she will call it red soil if she doesn't increase production.
Yao: I said, can you stop talking? Cui, aunt, I came to see you. Why don't you show any signs of being moved? This is so insincere.
(Dong Changqing wipes his tears)
Liu Qingwei: What are you pretending to be? Why are you crying? This is not idle at home. I'll drop in on you if it's all right.
Yao: What are you doing idle? What? Nothing to do! I'm very busy recently.
Dong Changqing: What are parents busy with?
Yao: What else can I do? Sign autographs, give speeches and do celebrity interviews. The schedule is very tight. If I can't get over it, I will have to get rid of the old man. The newspaper didn't say that I was a star who couldn't even invite CCTV Spring Festival Gala.
Liu Qingwei: Fool, you are sick at home, so don't come out and do something!
Yao: You said your memory was poor, and you swore on the way here. What's going on now? Very disobedient, annoying!
Dong Changqing: What vows of eternal love?
Yao: You have to swear in front of Xiao Cui! Please, there are no outsiders. Why are you shy? Look at your blushing face You thought it was a red light. You must stop suddenly, it will damage the tire!
Liu Qingwei: Hey, I swear: To be a man, I want to be a wolf, love my wife, catch fat sheep, do all the housework, and I want to help my wife Cai Yun realize her magnificent dream that shocked the world!
Yao: What a good boy!
Dong Changqing: Aunt Cai Yun, what are the ideals that shake the world?
Yao: Hey hey, I said gray. Now a celebrity like me has no spokesman, and you can't say anything for me!
Dong Changqing: Then tell me, uncle!
Liu Qingwei: Nothing, just climbing the highest peak, swimming in the North Pole and skating in the South Pole. After that, I will try to land on the moon in my lifetime and lower the house price!
Dong Changqing: It's really ambitious.
Liu Qingwei: Yes, it's usually difficult to be ambitious. It's quite difficult!
Dong Changqing: How is it now?
Yao: That's very effective!
Liu Qingwei: What was the result? I'm going to climb Songshan for a drill. Who knows that there happens to be Zheng Kai Marathon? If I have to participate, how can my organizing committee live?
Yao: I'm a celebrity.
Liu Qingwei: It's still a celebrity. As soon as the shot rang, it fell forward with a jerk. Two front teeth were reimbursed on the spot, and the urban management who cleaned up the hawkers took them directly to the hospital. On the front page of the evening paper, Zhengzhou was beaten by the city management, and two front teeth flew out on the spot.
Dong Changqing: Oh, it's rare to do a good thing. Why did you report it wrong again?
Liu Qingwei: Yes, the leaders of urban management went there that night. Please clarify it for your aunt so that they can explain it to the city government! The people's leaders came to see her, but they ruined your aunt's scenery and made a porcelain tooth that day.
Dong Changqing: What did you do at last?
Liu Qingwei: There was also a clarification meeting, but people remembered that they didn't believe it and asked if we were intimidated by the urban management. I told you that it is not easy for people to manage cities. It's rare to do such a good thing. You can give them a good name. Finally, of course, the leader came forward and walked away.
Yao: It makes me very angry. In the end, Songshan was not built and the plan could not be carried out. In order to recuperate, I was forced to click. Really, two front teeth killed my great plan.
Dong Changqing: Isn't there going to the moon and lowering house prices?
Liu Qingwei: The moon landing was not in line with the national plan and was postponed. Then your aunt braved the cold wind and made a speech in our village, "Let the people have a house to live in".
Dong Changqing: What's the effect?
Liu Qingwei: However, the effect is very remarkable. House prices did not come down, and vegetable prices rose sharply.
Yao: It's cheap for him these days. Green vegetables are more expensive than meat. He likes chef sun's plum braised pork best. Recently, he has been addicted to it. I cook him four meals a day.
Dong Changqing: Why four meals?
Liu Qingwei: Go to Chef Sun's for another meal at noon.
Yao: For the sake of my uncle's strong body, I will let him learn martial arts. I said, why can't you cooperate and show Xiao Cui something?
Liu Qingwei: Punching Shaolin Temple and kicking Wudang Mountain.
(Liu Qingwei played two tricks)
Liu Qingwei: A few days ago, I had a routine physical examination. The examination shows that the blood lipid is too high, so it must be adjusted, otherwise it is dangerous!
Yao: You can't help talking about worrying things.
Liu Qingwei: OK, Xiao Cui recently heard that you left CCTV. How's the job search going?
Dong Changqing: Oh, this matter is even more worrying! I'm busy looking for it
Liu Qingwei: May I introduce you?
Dong Changqing: Thank you first.
Yao: I said, Xiaocui, don't listen to him. All the business leaders I know are much older. I'm considering who to introduce you to.
Liu Qingwei: I said that Cai Yun and Zhengzhou Hi-tech are quite good. What else do you want? Why don't I ask them manager Lu?
Yao: Go ahead.
Liu Qingwei: Manager Lu, little Cui Can can't walk, can he?
(Please cooperate with Manager Lu) Welcome!
Dong Changqing: Thank you very much for introducing me to work. I invited my parents to dinner. Let's talk over dinner!
(The phone rings and Liu Qingwei answers it.)
Liu Qingwei: Don't prepare, it's not high. The new chairman wants to invite us to dinner!
Yao: Is there a special bus?
Liu Qingwei: I always think about special cars. I'm Li, the boss of a high-tech company. He wants to see Xiao Cui. The car will go outside the door and go straight to the canteen!
Yao: Let's go. Can't you help me, too?
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