Some people like to leave a funny word in their signature to show their personality. Do you also want a funny word as your signature? Now I want to share some funny personality signatures.

Ren Lei funny personality signature 1 1, don't fall in love with me, hypocritical, get married if you can.

I will always think of you when I feed the pigs.

Don't even know Beckham, how dare you talk about basketball with me!

4. Men can be romantic but not obscene, and women can be romantic but not have an abortion.

Fools sit and wait for money, while wise men sit and wait for money.

6, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

7. The ship sank naturally after hitting the bridge.

8. Explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is story telling.

9, love at first sight, the clock is not love, but face.

10, play dumb, and when it's done, it's called stupidity. Well done, it is called deep.

1 1. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.

12, I hate to hear the word "sorry", because it shows that I have been taken advantage of again.

13, I am 23 years old, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and my car has a flat tire! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

14, what a world! People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

15. Lie down where you fell.

16, Tian Lingling, Di Lingling, another ice cream.

17, now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many people who have changed sex now!

18, my father asked me why I learned to smoke behind his back. I said, "I'm depressed that Taiwan Province can't come back!"

19, please don't let him think. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt.

20. Between friends, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

2 1. A celebrity is someone who doesn't know who he is before he becomes famous and who he is after he becomes famous.

22. You said you would wait for me to come back. You did it. You found someone to wait with.

23. I thought from the beginning, I am Han Han, too! I failed eight of the nine exams.

24. The advantage of news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a whole news.

25. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

26, Bajie, don't think that you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

27. Try not to make any noise if you can.

28. I am not your little raccoon. I can't play your' fun'.

29, the pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with cola.

30. Behind every successful man, there is a woman; Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

Ren Lei funny personality signature 2 1 a stag, it goes faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway.

2. Some people melt in the darkness because of distortion; Some people hurt the stone forever because they accidentally touched the darkness.

3. Is there such a person that a short message can make you smile?

4, a goodbye, isolated from too many memories.

Sometimes, there is nothing to do but say goodbye.

I want to go to many places. I want to go to the ends of the earth alone, and I want to swear to each other.

7. I have an emotion called inexplicable sadness.

8. Cover up my sadness in the crowded street.

9. Sometimes jokes are often the real thoughts in the subconscious.

10, I rummaged through the list again and again, only to find that very few people contacted.

1 1. Trust is the easiest thing to lose and the hardest thing to recover in this world.

12, the sadness that I can't give up flooded my eyes.

13, the bravest thing I have ever done is to listen to people say you and her love with a smile.

14. In my story, all the vicious and ugly characters are you.

15, there is no shortage of love these days, but people who take love seriously.

16, I really don't want to say that you look like a car accident scene.

17, only one thing. We have a tacit understanding. I won't contact you unless you contact me.

18, I learned to be calm and calm, even smiling is quiet, but I feel that breathing is unpredictable.

19, I haven't changed, what has changed is time, and what I can't go back is the past.

20. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

2 1, less detours, and missed the scenery. Anyway, thank you for your experience.

22. Life is a beach of scattered sand, but love makes time gather sand into a tower, and life goes on, so I can't forget you.

23. The most free and easy person in the world is my aunt. Come whenever you want, and leave whenever you want.

24. I am a humble person, but you said that you can only see me in your eyes.

25. Be gentle, but don't compromise. We should be calm and unhurriedly strong.

26. Looking at your drifting figure, I grabbed it with my hand and touched my tears, not your body.

27. People who laugh a lot have unspeakable pains in their hearts.

28. It was because I saw it too thoroughly that I began to live badly.

29, who hurt you, who defeated you. It doesn't matter. What matters is who makes you smile again.

30. The so-called missing is just wishful thinking.

3 1, it will be dark and people will change. Three points favor, seven points cheat.

32. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that my handsome is not obvious.

I hope that one day you will need me as much as I need you.

34. People are always contradictory, eager to understand and afraid of being seen through.

You won't laugh at the same joke over and over again, but why do you cry for the same person over and over again?

36. I don't want to say that you broke the pixel of the camera. Everything you shoot is mosaic-free.

No matter how hysterically you cry, it doesn't mean how sad you are. Only a bright smile is the strongest.

When you marry Russia, you bet yourself on Russia. How can Russia let you lose?

39. When you don't reply to me, I always feel that you are typing a long sentence.

40. There is a river. What's the name of jumping in? Don't get me wrong, I told you to catch fish.

4 1, dreams are rusty, so why find any reason?

Every day, I will report to you on time and tell you that I am still by your side.

43, no response, no matter how deep feelings have to go back.

44. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

45. When you look up at others on the ground, you can't blame them for standing up straight and looking down at you.

46. I am just one of so many ambiguous people around you.

47. The past is an experience, the present is an attempt and the future is an expectation. Try with experience, and you will meet your expectations.

48. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone.

49. Remember one sentence: thinking too much will ruin you.

50. What can't be broken is always the truth, and hallucinations always make people too warm.

5 1, the cruelty of life is that you can only be young once. If you don't do something now, you really won't have a chance to do it later.

52. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.

You explained the fact that I love you with a smile, and I infected the reality that you love me with tears.

54. It is a kind of happiness to hug the person you like at any time.

55. Can you care about protecting my vulnerability?

56. Life is like a blank sheet of paper. If you want to make your life colorful, you can only write something on it.

57. Love is a handful of sand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it leaks.

58. When I die, I have something to burn; Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave.

Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

60, don't be confused, don't fall in love. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past. Okay, then. 6 1, not pretending to be silent, just confused.

62. When love overflows, people will eventually be torn to pieces.

63. Love means that you love me, I love him and he loves her.

64. Don't be infatuated with elder sister, who removes makeup and makes you vomit blood.

65. Growth is like this, painful and happy. You have to accept all the harm that the world brings you and grow up without fear.

66. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

67. When tears came down, I realized that separation is another kind of understanding.

68. Wages are like a period. Come once a month and end in a week or so.

69. Lonely little planet, there is no reason to appease me.

70. People who love you will love your shortcomings, but people who don't love you can't understand your beauty.

7 1, alas, liar, there is no beef in the beef instant noodles.