Three dwarfs walked into a snack bar. They planned to go to the beach for a vacation after they were full. Strangely, everyone around them, including the waiters, looked at them with undisguised curiosity.
In order to avoid these annoying looks, a dwarf took out a newspaper he had just bought and unfolded it to cover his face. Suddenly, he looked excited, flushed, screamed, put down the newspaper, and looked at his companions with bulging eyes in astonishment.
"What's wrong?" The other two dwarfs quickly took the newspaper and read it. On the front page of the newspaper, there was a news that the city had been hit by a rat plague and the situation was very critical. Fortunately, three dwarfs came and led an army of cats into the city and wiped them out like a hurricane. mouse. There is a description of the dwarfs in the newspaper: "These three dwarfs are the saviors of our city. It is easy to recognize them because all three of them are small in stature. They have three special names: 'Hand Cage' , who always wears a large leather muff; the 'bearded', who has a natural moss beard covered with lingonberries; the 'half-shoe', who always wears shoes without toes in order to facilitate the movement of the toes . Their residence is a red caravan equipped with all daily necessities."
The last paragraph is what makes the dwarf even more excited: "Dear compatriots, don't forget us. Our benefactors! We must pay attention to them anytime and anywhere and pay our respects to them!" "Half Shoes" was happy: "The people in the store are not looking at us, but they are looking at us! You are 'showing respect' to us!" He became proud.
But what happened next made them at a loss. An aunt thanked them softly. He also took out chocolates from his bag and stuffed a piece of chocolate into each person's mouth, almost treating them like dolls. What was even more embarrassing was that she picked up "Hand Cage" again and stroked him while saying, "Ah, my little darling!" "Hand Cage" was made red in the face, sweating profusely, and his two His partner looked at this scene with a frown, not knowing how to help him.
Their emotions were ruined. They planned to leave here quickly, but it was too late. The waiter enthusiastically brought cream cakes and various drinks, and the customers also wanted to entertain them. Everyone ordered twenty-four snacks for them.
They could no longer sit still. "Look, run away quickly!" "Hand Cage" whispered.
"It's disgraceful," "Big Bearded" said breathlessly, "We have no crime, but we want to run away like thieves."
"We are escaping from honor. I didn't expect the burden of honor to be so heavy." "Half Shoe" sighed.
As soon as they ran to the parking lot, a young man blocked the way and asked them to sign autographs as a souvenir. The "Hand Cage" satisfied his request. Unexpectedly, another group of people suddenly came, each holding a notebook, calendar, or a piece of paper. They had to sign one after another, which was very tiring for them. What's even worse is that there are not fewer and fewer people around, but more and more.
"Please help me, I'm dizzy!" "Half Shoes" suddenly screamed, stretched out his arms weakly, and fell to the ground with a thud.
People started shouting in surprise, and "Hand Cage" and "Big Beard" seemed to be stunned.
When they woke up, they squeezed out of the crowd and drove the car over. Fortunately, a cleaner used a broom to help them clear the way. They finally put "Half Shoes" on the light folding bed in the car, and then drove away. As soon as Chang turned around a street, "Half Shoes" sat up and said, "Hey, you guys Tell me, what is my military strategy?"
Only then did "Big Beard" and "Hand Cage" suddenly realize.
"I hope we are safe and sound when we get to the seaside." "Big Beard" said. They excitedly drove the car to the bathing beach. Unfortunately, as soon as the car reached the intersection closest to the bathing beach, another group of enthusiastic people gathered around, and the "Hand Cage" had to brake suddenly. Seeing that the terrible situation was about to happen again, "Shou Congcong' found a big house next to him with a signboard with the word "hotel" hanging on it. He turned the steering wheel and drove the car into the courtyard of the hotel: " Why don't we stay here first? It would be great to go out early tomorrow morning when there is no one on the street! "Everyone agreed with this approach. They walked into the hotel.
The hotel manager was writing something with his head down, with a cold look on his face, "Do you have a letter of introduction? "
He asked.
When he raised his head, his gloomy face immediately became kind, as if he was a different person: "It turns out it's you!" He quickly arranged a "private room" on the thirteenth floor for them. He felt a little uneasy. Said, "But there are only two beds."
"Big Bearded" expressed his willingness to sleep in the open air in the yard.
The administrator breathed a sigh of relief, "That's great! Our yard is well organized and there is a pretty good kennel there for the occasional guests with dogs. Prepared, I think you can still stay..." The "private room" is indeed worthy of its name. The three dwarfs admired the slender-necked glass bottle and the large mirror with a gold-plated frame..." The phone on the desk suddenly rang. The bell rang.
They couldn't help but trembled.
"Don't answer it," "Big Beard" said. “Nothing good will happen! "
However, "Half Shoe" has already grabbed the microphone: "Hello? "
"I'm down in the hotel lobby. I must, must, and see you right away. "A woman is talking.
"Who are you? "Half Shoe" asked politely, but the strange woman had already hung up the phone.
Within a few minutes, someone knocked on the door.
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"Please come in! ”
A middle-aged woman walked in. She was dressed beautifully and was obviously a well-groomed person.
< p> "Hello, my little friends! " She smiled kindly, sat down in the easy chair, and looked at them. After a while she said sadly: "I am single and very lonely. I came here hoping to find a long-term interlocutor. I used to There was a very cute dog, but it was a pity that it died of old age. Maybe one of you can replace it. "
"Replace the dog? "Big Bearded" grunted.
"That's exactly it." "The wife smiled slightly. She looked at the three dwarfs carefully.
"'Beard' is the most suitable. "She said.
"Me? "Big Bearded" trembled.
"Yes, and you are an excellent decoration, a living vase!"
"Spare me!" "Big Bearded" shouted. "I will never abandon my friends under any circumstances. The three of us are inseparable and share the joys and sorrows."
"Half Shoes" also said: "He was inseparable at night You can only sleep in the yard, so you can't talk to him at night!"
The three of them thought hard and found many reasons.
The wife stood up from the easy chair and whispered: "Okay, I'm leaving. Goodbye, my dear!"