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(Character: Guo's ex-girlfriend and extras) (Location: in a school)

(Guo crouches in the middle, and his ex-girlfriend walks up to Guo with a group of people wearing masks. )

Ex-girlfriend: wax gourd!

Guo: Why did you and I bring so many people here today?

Hey, today is special.

Guo: Nothing special.

F: Because I have something interesting to tell you today.

Guo: What?

Former: I read a book these days called "We were lovelorn together on graduation day" and I liked it very much. So let's break up! I graduated from high school anyway.

Guo: What! All the extras hate Guo Xiang.

(At this time, the music came out-Richie Jen's "Birds")

(Guo lowers his head)

F: Then let's break up! Let's go (Take everyone down)

(Music ends)

(A monk walks by)

Monk: grocer. how much is it?

Guo: 555

Monk: Fifty cents? What a bargain!

The monk is still going to pick up a fifty-cent leather coin. )

(Lights out)

Act ii

(Location: University Campus) (Character: Guo, Jin Daxi)

Guo: This is an old story of my last love. Nothing was left but shameful memories.

Kim: Can't you look on the bright side? Just talk about scars, but don't remember good memories, affairs and the like.

Guo: Remember I'm not sure! I'm telling you, you won't kill me, will you?

Kim: Oh, how come? I'll castrate you at most. (comparing the movements of scissors) However, I probably know how you feel.

Guo: What?

Kim: Only the memory of scars.

Guo: Do you people in the psychology department have to talk about such a profound topic? What do you mean, "memories with only scars"?

Kim: Dead benzene, let me give you an example. I was bitten by a cat when I was a child. Every time I see a scar, I think of the pain of being bitten, but the cat that bit me has long forgotten what color and species it is. Understand? (Guo shakes his head) Pig! In other words, man is a stingy animal. Once injured, he will firmly remember the wound, and he will remember everything better than that memory. Even more than the cat itself that caused this wound.

Guo: (looking around) Go. I don't believe it, because all cats in the world look the same. Look at that Hector Lequitte and his friends. If it is a person, you will never forget it.

Kim: No! It should be the same. During the Cultural Revolution, ...

Guo: What a big poster (pointing to a man holding a poster of Jay Chou) (Kim Jong-un will be angry) is from Jay Chou!

Kim: (immediately forgetting what he said) Ah! Idol! (Looking at the poster) He is coming to Guangzhou to sing! I'm leaving. (A man wants to turn around and say hello)

Well, it has been a great pleasure for a long time. ...

Guo: (turning away) Don't move. I'll see when it opens. Hey, it is next month. I think I'm going to buy a ticket.

Kim: Yes! Yeah! Then you line up for me!

Guo: Of course. By the way, meet some female fans in Jay Chou! Hey hey.

Kim: Whatever! Do you think anyone still values you? Only you, the melon.

(Lights out)

Three acts

(Outside the stadium window) (Character: Guo, Fang Gang, group performance)

Everyone is waiting for tickets in each square. )

Queue A: (Seeing the queue again) Shit, queuing two days in advance is not the first! (Join the team) (Guo comes out with a box)

Guo: Bread, bread! Buy something to pad your stomach first. (selling in turn)

(Fang Gang and his brother)

Fang: Shit! There are already so many people waiting in line. (At this time, Shi Rencheng squatted down, and people on both sides blocked him. )

Brother A: That must be arranged!

Fang: I don't believe it. I came, saw it, and plugged it in. (Fang said as he cut into the team, just in front of Guo)

Guo: Don't be so obvious if you want to jump the queue, okay? Want to be shameless?

Fang: (looking at Guo silently) ...

Guo: You! (Fang gives Guo a hard push with a smile)

(Everyone looks at Fang) (A man walks up to him, and then the team separates, revealing him)

Man: You think this is a big dining hall? Cut in line when you say it? Besides, you are not a teacher. Get in the back

Fang: Let me tell you, my name is Fang Gang.

Man: It's no use. My name is Shi Rencheng.

Everyone agrees to put Fang in the middle. "Fang Gang, can't you see that we are the dawn?" Send a pose together)

Fang: (stopping) OK, OK, OK, I'll row.

Everyone goes back to their seats and shouts, "I'm the first." It was already dawn when we arrived in Guo. )

Conductor: Congratulations! You are the hundredth in our line. The company has a special discount and sells it at half price.

Guo: Hehe, that's great. (After Guo bought it, it was Vincent Fang's turn. )

Conductor: You happen to be our 10 1 fan, and you can also enjoy a half-price discount.

Fang: OK, OK, OK, OK.

Conductor: (pause) Ah! Sorry, (bowing) I read the script wrong. You should have sold out by now.

Fang: What the hell!

Conductor: (grabs Fang's ticket) I can't help it People in the script have to bow their heads. (below)

Fang: Me! Depressed!

(Kim Dae-hee appears)

Kim: wax gourd! You bought it! Hey, that's great!

Guo: Yes! Besides, I made a fortune. I happened to be the hundredth, and I got a 50% discount.

Kim: Ha, we are so lucky. (Several policemen appear)

Policeman: Stop. You! That man.

Guo: Huh?

P: You set up stalls everywhere, illegally operated, and were fined for coming here.

Guo: No, police brother, I ... (I saw Vincent Fang's brother A was one of them).

Were you the one who cut in line last night?

Brother Jia: Don't talk nonsense. We Korean men all look the same. You must be mistaken.

Guo: (recognizing B again) You pretend to be policemen!

Brother B: Ah! Has been discovered.

Brother a: let's go! Grab the ticket! (Kicks B) (Two people start fighting) (Music "A Hard Classic")

(Guo turns around and sees a group of migrant workers from a moving company, so he collects all the money. )

(Music stops)

Guo: I'll give a hundred dollars to whoever drives these fake policemen away! (Several people across the street hate Brother A at the same time)

Migrant workers A: It seems that they earn more there.

Migrant worker b: yes! (see c) I can't say.

(Music of Hamtarot)

Migrant Workers C: (Stand up straight) Hunan Migrant Workers Union will always be a partner of justice. Let's go, let's go.

(Three migrant workers rush to the fake police, and A takes the money)

Migrant worker A: For justice!

Migrant worker B: For justice!

Migrant worker c: mainly money! (Fake police running)

(Music stops)

Guo: annoying! It is this Jay Chou who has caused so much trouble.

Kim: Nonsense! People blame the knife for being blunt.

(Lights out)

(Guo: Su Daxi: Jia Nan Wensheng Fang: Wen Togo Ge Jia, B: Luo Jiaqing Shi Rencheng: Geng Migrant Workers A, B, C: Jiang Bohu Duan Yongjie Ticket Agent: Tian Hongjuan Queue: Zhang small swallow Shen Hong)

Four acts

(Jay concert)

(Guo, Jin Daxi, Group Performance, Jay Chou)

(Lights only for Jay Chou)

Jay Chou sang: "Hum, hum, hey, I lifted the signboard of a populous country!" (Kick open a row that says "1400 million people")

Jin Daxi: Let's wave together!

K: Oh, great. Everyone is shouting "Jay Chou, I love you".

(Everyone shouts) I can't stand it, facing Kim) Guo: This man writes lyrics and songs well, but he can't sing.

Kim: Huh? Speak louder.

Guo: This man can't sing!

Kim: Speak up! I can't hear you.

Guo: This man is no good. (Everyone is staring at Guo)

(The lights are all on)

((Jay Chou starts to eat instant noodles)

A: Whoops, what did Jay Chou do? You call him that.

B: (walks over to comfort Jia and looks up at Guo) Get out!

C: Look at you silly. I said you can't!

Guo: Just go. (I want to pull gold, be happy)

Kim: Go by yourself! Do not pull me.

When Guo goes out, he calls back "Jay is a fool" and throws something on the stage. )

(Jay Chou puts down and stands up, shouting "I kicked it away again")

(Lights out)

Five acts

(After the performance)

(Character: Guo, Jin)

Backstage, Zhou got into a car surrounded by fans and left. Duan Yu jumps out to ask for an autograph and pushes away.

Kim: How could you? Have no tolerance at all?

Guo: No, it's obviously a misunderstanding. Besides, what if you have no tolerance?

Kim: No bearing, not a man.

Guo: If it is not a man, it is not a man. Aren't you going to abolish me? Yeah, you save trouble.

Kim: Don't make fun of me. What bothers you most is that you know nothing! Also, I have always liked some inexplicable jealousy. Last time I was a junior and a senior, this time I was Jay Chou from Class Two, Grade Three. I don't know if you will be jealous of the placenta next time.

Guo: No, I told you it was a misunderstanding.

Kim: I don't care! I must break up with you today. (Kim is angry) Don't follow me! I'm not kidding.

Guo: (I tried to chase, but I stopped again. Squat in the corner and take off your hat. Whatever.

(The fat man walks by and sees Guo. )

Fat man: Last time I saw you selling things, now you are a beggar. Oh, poor man. (Throw some money on the ground, say it again)

(Add music "The Great Compassion Mantra")

The second sentence of the third line of the Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra: All laws are empty, immortal, unclean and restless, neither increasing nor decreasing, so the qi is colorless. (Music stops)

Guo: (Looking up at the monk devoutly) Are you trying to enlighten me? What does this sentence have to do with me?

Monk: (after waiting for a long time, he raised his head and said slowly) This-this has nothing to do with you. Donors should not be emotional.

(After the kiss xiu, the music of "The Great Compassion Mantra" started again) Ha ha ha!

Guo: (throwing shoes) Idiot!

(Music stops)

(Lights out)

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Six acts

(Ten years later) (Characters: Guo, You, Jin)

(Guo sees the poster of Jay Chou 15 anniversary concert)

Guo: Dead pig, at your age, you still have to sing. (One-time cutting)

Friend: bother him so much?

Guo: That's right. I don't know why, but it seems that the university started at that time.

Friend: For women?

Guo: Maybe? It slipped my mind. (Kim walks by and sees him confirming)

Kim: Wax gourd? Do you still hate Jay Chou so much?

(The music loudness of Li Wa Xiao Xiao is extremely low)

Guo: (I am so happy that I speak slowly) Who is the young lady ...? Do you know me?

Kim: ouch! I am Kim Dae-hee! Have you forgotten? Your sophomore year belongs to my boyfriend.

Guo: Sophomore? I like you?

Kim: (dumbfounded) Sure enough, no matter how many happy memories there are. You still only remember the wound. (venting) Hum, you didn't believe this before. (Looking at the silly Guo) Well, I mistook you for someone else (walked by).

Guo: I have already admitted my mistake.

(End)