Eating Tang Monk's meat can lead to immortality. I wonder if Tang Monk's feces has the same effect? ??The following is what I have carefully compiled for you. I hope you like it.
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1 Mistresses have become a profession, and a marriage certificate is worth less than a certificate of merit.
2 He loves his wife. Make you all jealous to death.
3 I am not an orange, shake it when you want to drink it, nor am I iced black tea. Not another bottle.
4 Touching the breast through the bra. Fucking pussy through ***.
5 In our Northeast, "calf" is a magical thing - it can be rolled, pulled, protected, finished, deflated, and installed...
6 Discover every Everyone who holds an iPhone forgets that they have a pocket. . . .
7 How many girls only wear pajamas at home and never change their clothes until they go out.
8 Who invented these two bloody words "encounter, parting, parting, encounter"
9 Promise is like fart, earth-shattering at the time, but pale and feeble afterwards.
10 When you say bad things about me, can you please stop adding more fuel and vinegar to it, just to make it a stir-fry?
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1 At first I fell in love with you because my brain was filled with water, but now my brain is dry.
2 Every time the get out of class bell rings, the teacher pretends not to hear CAO.
3 It hurts to say: the quality of the teacher’s class determines the traffic of the mobile phone this month.
4 I sang out of tune, did you laugh? I knew you deliberately went out of tune to make me laugh.
5 Don’t be obsessed with me. Sister takes off your makeup and asks you to vomit blood.
6 [I am arrogant and unreasonable, I am bitter, I am duplicitous, I am willful, I am childish, I am lazy, I am impetuous, why don’t you take care of me.]t
7 Even if you are bruised and bruised, you still have to live a beautiful life.
8 If you stick to TMD, it will last forever, but if you go to TMD, it will last forever.
9 Maturity means: you must believe in yourself, never trust others!
10 It’s true that you and I are sisters. I can give you whatever you want, but we men can’t. One, if you want him, you must kill me first!
11 Dear son, I’m so sorry, your mother hasn’t found your father yet, please wait a little longer, I wish you a happy Children’s Day in advance !
12 Only after the long-lasting herbal fragrance of love did I realize that Panax notoginseng is more powerful than donkey-hide gelatin! It almost turned into a fairy medicine!
13 When the love is deep, the legs will open on their own. Say goodbye when you get tired of fucking
14 I watched you fall in love and kiss makelove and eventually die of sexually transmitted diseases
15 If you are handsome, beauties will take you for granted; if you smile casually, the world will be ruined Screaming for you. The weekend is here, for the sake of peace in the world, don’t go out casually!
16 He is so handsome that he is earth-shatteringly beautiful and a blockbuster
17 "The PE teacher is busy, so I will take my place." I have heard this sentence A tough student!
18 The worst thing is that when watching ***, the parents suddenly show up and the computer gets stuck
19 There are thousands of men in the world, and the ones that piss me off change every day. .
20 No matter how manly I am, I am still just a girl. Menstruation will hurt, I will be sad when I am wronged, my heart will be cold when I am betrayed, and no matter how strong the flower is, it will wither
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1 Among a hundred people, only one person is sincere in upgrading the software, and ninety-nine are for *** that upgrade tip!
2 After hundreds of episodes of Xi Yangyang and Big Big Wolf, there is no It was a painful realization to see Big Big Wolf eat a sheep once.
3 °mm/Twinkle, twinkling, crystal °mm/The sky is full of vixens
4 いGood men, made in ChinaゝいGood women, made in China
5 Find some time, find some free time, play a dozen games! Get whipped! My parents always say, success is not the key! Chase what is important. yes. . Changed for love
6 When I was a child, I asked my mother where I came from. My mother replied: \'I picked it up from the trash can!\'
7 You smile so well that you are not obscene. What a laugh ***
8 After two days of rest on the weekend, everyone is very tired now...
9 You don’t need to pee to know what you look like.
10 Sometimes, except for the lies that are true, everything else is false!
11 When it comes to choosing a girl, the skirt is so tight.
12 When you see a dime, why bother? Just throw it to the begging buddy next to you and let him be depressed...
13 I have no sleep at night, I just want to have fun and have sex. , with no trace of anyone, and a wild dog at work.
14 The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.
15 If you kill the birdman, I will be an angel!
16 That’s right! People are forced out.
17 I research professional academic issues such as Tyrannosaurus rex feed, eunuch fertility, and how much start-up capital is needed to engage in real estate on Mars.
18 A woman is like a book on a bookshelf. Although you bought her, she was more or less read by several men before you bought it...
19 Mandarin ducks playing in the water, They all fucking drown; flying together, they all fall to death!
20 Sometimes you will feel very happy if you are silent in life, but if you are silent in life, it will be miserable...
21 *** is also a quality! Missing is a kind of madness!
22 I didn’t guess the beginning of our story, nor the end of it...
23 Who can tell me what people on TV use to keep their hair from getting messy when they sleep!
24 "I love you!!" "No! It's me who loves you!"
25 Men are divided into two types: those who are lustful and those who are very lustful; women are also divided into two types: those who pretend to be innocent and those who pretend to be impure.