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Douyin’s most popular humorous life copywriting sentences (32 selected sentences)

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"If you can't see that I like you, you can donate your eyes to people in need." In this life where information exchange is indispensable, chatting with friends often involves sharing some information with each other. Favorite sentences, any mood can be expressed in sentences. What are the sentences that generally interest you? Below, we recommend Douyin’s most popular humorous life copywriting sentences for you. Please read it, it may be helpful to you! Douyin’s most popular humorous life copywriting sentences (1--16 items)

1. I think it’s time for me to forget a certain period of time. Remember you are not a spare tire, time will change everything

2. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you.

3. You have grown up, and there are some things you should know: the sky is for wind and rain; the earth is for growing flowers and grass; I am for Prove how great human beings are; you are used to stew vermicelli.

4. 〖Funny message〗When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked: What wish do you want to make? I said: Please take care of the person who is reading this message. May she be happy and happy forever. Protect her when she is frustrated and unhappy

5. If you can’t see that I like you, you can donate your eyes to people in need.

6. Women have countless QQ accounts just to tease a man. Men often use one QQ account to fill it with all kinds of women. How many accounts do you have?

7. It’s late at night, the birds are sleeping, and the mosquitoes are coming out. I miss you and look forward to you. I am destined to have insomnia tonight. The dream is lost, the soul is lost, why don’t you return the heart that was stolen from you?

8. How many times have I told you, go to bed early at night and don’t go out, but you just don’t listen. No, it came into my dream again last night, making me unwilling to wake up!

9. The four "sleeps" of men: sleeping on the ground when a beggar sleeps, sleeping with his wife is paying taxes, sleeping with a lover is tax evasion, and sleeping with a sister-in-law is sleeping with added value.

10. Since you don’t know how to decide, I will help you cut off all the ties between us.

11. I can’t live on just relying on memories.

12. Have you heard of it? Five hundred times of looking back in the past life are only exchanged for one brush with each other in this life. For close friends like you and me, it seems that we didn’t do anything in our previous lives except to look back!

13. Your future depends on your dreams. So, go to sleep.

14. As a pig, you can also have ideals, such as protecting Monk Tang from studying in the West.

15. Before a person becomes the best version of himself, he does not deserve the best partner.

16. Male: Every time I miss you, the stars will shed a tear. This is how the ocean is formed. Woman: I fart every time I miss you. This is how the ozone layer is formed. The most popular humorous life copywriting sentences on Douyin (17--32 items)

17. On the day when a certain person took the driver’s license test, he was very nervous. The examiner gave him a hard time and asked him to stop at a fire hydrant on the side of the road. This guy said nervously: "Report the fire hydrant, there is an examiner on the roadside, parking is not allowed!".

18. [Funny Quote] If one day you think of the people who loved you, then I will always be one of them. If one day no one loves you anymore in this world, that will be when I die!

19. [Funny Message] I wish you: a safe journey, you will not get lost along the way; you will always smile, and you deserve to die laughing!

20. Are you as afraid as me of getting up one day and finding that you have nothing?

21. There are many people who are very good to dogs but very bad to people.

22. There was a teacher who stayed up all night playing mahjong. When he saw that the blackboard was not wiped, he was furious: "Who is playing banker today? The blackboard was not wiped!".

23. There should be a better way to start the day than getting up every morning.

24. 〖Funny message〗My wife has an explanation when I go out: drink less and eat more vegetables; if you can’t reach it, stand up; if you can’t drink it, rely on it; if you can’t finish it, bring it back.

25. The only way to get rid of temptation is to surrender to temptation.

26. What I hate the most is when three people are together, and two of them suddenly whisper, as if I have been left out.

27. [Funny message] Dear, it’s late at night, I’m here This faraway place puts its arms around you and kisses you passionately, just like at home...

28. The person I love has his own name. The person who loves me is miserable. He either becomes bad in debauchery or perverts in silence. My wife is tasteless, my lover is too tired, and my lady is too expensive. It’s okay. Have a men's and women's party and break up the couple.

29. Thinking of you is so beautiful, stuffed with Xinjiang’s roasted leg of lamb. Although you are fat, I miss you, but you still have weight in my heart.

30. I am a bit vulgar, a bit weird, a bit boring and cute! A bit lazy, a bit bad, a bit smart and a rogue! A scoundrel is a scoundrel, a glib man talks about love! If you want to love me, then love me.

31. If you want a sweet love, if you don’t have one, a bad one will do.

32. A certain female classmate was feeling pity for herself one day, and suddenly turned to the person behind her and said: Is my chest hair beautiful? He was startled, and then said: Oh, I wanted to ask if my eyebrows are fierce.