1. Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; food processing can make people vomit; you need proof, this is how Qu Yuan was poisoned to death!

2. I miss your smile, savor your taste, take off your coat, reveal your beauty, suppress my mania, think about my needs, and finish you off as soon as possible...ah, Zongzi ! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

3. Your clothes are clean and environmentally friendly, your body is crystal soft, your skin is white and smooth, your heart is rich and colorful, your figure is well-proportioned, you have sharp edges and corners, and your breath is fragrant. I really like you, dear Zongzi!

4. Everyone praises you for being smart and eager to learn, and you are like whatever you learn. I remember the day you learned to sing from Andy Lau, it was really similar. The Dragon Boat Festival is here. I think you should imitate Qu Yuan's suicide by jumping into the river. How about it?

5. Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick it and then take a bite, my heart flies to the sky, ah, my favorite rice dumpling!

6. I originally bought rice dumplings for you and sent you a text message, but the thief took your mobile phone. My dear, let’s jump into the river together!

7. Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick it and take a bite, my heart will fly to the sky... Ah, Zongzi!

8. In order to commemorate the great poet Qu Yuan, we should eat more rice dumplings, although those rice dumplings should be thrown into the river.

9. I want to hold you just like this and never let go. Your fragrance is so charming and your body is so even. I really want to take a bite of you. The rice dumplings are so delicious.

10. Although you are in good health, Qu Yuan said: Exercise more and play mahjong less so that you can eat more rice dumplings and be healthy every day!

11. The red flag is held high and flies out of the deep Yangliuzhu River. The drum beats the spring thunder, breaking through the smoke waves and returning far away. The cheers shook the ground, frightening away the fighting spirit of thousands of people. To the west of the golden building, I won the first place in the championship.

12. A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented rice dumplings after he was laid off from his job. However, not only did the sales not be good, but he was also exploited by gangsters. He was so frustrated that he finally went to Guangdong and jumped into the sea.

13. Turn off your mobile phone, slowly close your eyes, think about me, think about Zongzi, you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi.

14. What to do if you are hungry during the Dragon Boat Festival? Have some hot pot shabu shabu! What to do if you are thirsty? Go to the beach! What to do if you have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What to do if you don’t have the guts? Practice with bin Laden! What if I miss you? Check out the pig pen!

15. I was making rice dumplings by myself that day, and I was about to wrap them, but I searched for a long time and didn’t know what kind of meat to put in them. Until I suddenly saw you, I decided to put some pork head in it.

16. I heard that something strange happened during the Dragon Boat Festival this year. I happened to pass by at the time, but I didn’t believe what I saw: the pig actually looked like a human on his mobile phone and was reading text messages. !

17. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don’t forget to throw a zongzi for yourself! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

18. May you face it every day with the mind of the sea, sleep like a piglet, bask in the South African sun, spend with Gates’ dollars, drink with Bush’s daughter, and drink with Bin Laden’s Ways to evade taxes! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

19. On the journey of friendship, sometimes you can’t see me beside you... It’s not that I forget you, let alone let you go alone... It’s that I choose to walk behind you, when you are not careful If I fall, I will run up and step on it... Happy Dragon Boat Festival!