1. Sleeping in class, jumping around after class, and failing in exams.

2. Don’t disrespect every enthusiasm and don’t please any indifference.

3. If you don’t like me, don’t hang around in front of me all day.

4. I don’t want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs care!

5. It’s not me, it’s just that I can’t find the direction to be reserved.

6. No matter how much I can live with this, I still love my parents!

7. Don’t think that just because you have a bird feather on your body, you are an angel.

8. Don’t pretend to be pitiful. In fact, I can act better than you.

9. Don’t always criticize others, first check who you are.

10. There are only people who can’t figure it out in the world, and there is no impossible road.

11. Life is like a journey, you may end up overturning somewhere.

12. The most important thing is to keep your word. If I don’t pay you back, I won’t pay you back!

13. From then on to whether I believe it or not, you killed my trust.

14. Sad people like to drink wine, while lonely people like to sing old songs.

15. If you don’t like me, this is a disease that needs to be cured. It must be cured.

16. You are either late in puberty or early in menopause.

17. You can’t be eaten as food, but I feel full when I see you.

18. You are so good at cheating, aren’t you afraid that your balls will get cold?

19. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

20. Every time you hurt me, I will never forget it.

21. If you dare to make my sister sad, I will make you completely heartbroken.

22. Do you believe that I love you, or do you believe that there are ghosts in the world.

23. Your father was so worried about you that he burst out of the urn and cried.

24. You are wrong. What I just beat was not a human, but an animal.

25. You said you like me, and you also said you wanted to talk to him.

26. You look good, how can I put it? The pixels are relatively low!

27. An excuse is just an excuse. There is no need to package it so beautifully.

28. In fact, when others throw eggs to me, I also feel the joy of collecting flowers.

29. In fact, I am not lazy, I just don’t want to do those unnecessary things.

30. When you look back, she has become the person you love.

31. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

32. The white of winter, the red of Christmas, and the blue in your eyes.

33. Several years of youth, several years of friendship, classmates and teenagers always remember each other.

34. Others eat longevity noodles on their birthdays, but I eat dried noodles on my birthday.

35. Don’t yell at me. I was scared by a dog when I was a child.

36. Don’t always say that you are fine. Being fine is nothing.

37. I advise you not to have plastic surgery. It is more reliable to reincarnate as soon as possible!

38. In ancient times, one sword conquered the world, but now one humble person leads the world.

39. He just let go of his hand suddenly and continued walking alone.

40. As long as you confirm in your eyes, my love is meaningful.

41. The biggest pain for a foodie is to watch others eat.

42. I cannot change my mind and follow the vulgar ways, otherwise I will be miserable and end up poor.

43. I am not Zhang Xinzhe, and I cannot sing love songs that make your heart beat.

44. Alas! If this person is out of shape, even his headache will be migratory.

45. See yourself clearly in times of great joy and great sorrow. See your friends clearly through ups and downs.

46. No matter how high the sky is, standing on tiptoes will bring you closer to the sun.

47. A woman pretending to be better than that is called capital, and a man pretending to be better than that is called perversion.

48. Girls should not be too smart, because being smart is annoying.

49. If I can’t keep my eyes open during class, can I still keep my face open?

50. Even if my sister is not beautiful, you will never catch up with her.

51. Girl, I stride forward, no matter how many dogs are behind him.

52. If Confucius cannot solve the problem, I will help you solve it.

53. All the top students are struggling, and all the bad students are watching the top students struggle!

54. Children treat toys as friends, and adults treat friends as toys.

55. How many parents-in-law and parents passed by each other at the parent-teacher conference.

56. Home! Home sweet home! The most beautiful thing in the world is home!

57. For girls: if you go out to hang out, you will get pregnant sooner or later.

58. Tolerating you does not mean that I can accept your presumption.

59. Look over at the pretty girl across from you. Look over at me and I’ll kiss you.

60. What belongs to me, I’m afraid you won’t be able to hold on to it if I give it to you.

61. With a calm smile, no one can see the sadness underneath.

62. When ** became a regular employee, he lost his unique charm.

63. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. People will see it after a long time.

64. It’s my fault that I can’t hide my love for you, the dark circles under my eyes are showing my love to you.

65. The situation will not change, the way to manage is to change yourself.

66. Successful people influence others, while failed people are influenced by others.

67. I won’t let people who don’t cherish me stay by my side for too long.

68. There is no memory between us at all, so where are the memories?

69. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked the oil.

70. I will let the old lady touch the red lips and give you some color.

71. I will find another good husband who can watch Resident Evil with me.

72. I can only love you, so what can you do to keep me!

73. How can I have such a good temper? I am not afraid of losing you.

74. I like to be noticed, especially by people who look down on me.

75. I hold the fork in my left hand and the knife in my right hand, enjoying life slowly.

76. I am not single, there is a girl with a hard drive accompanying me.

77. I miss you without explanation, because you are mine.

78. I want to get to know you again, starting with your name.

79. I am a generous person and will fall in love with everyone in the world.

80. I have not stopped loving you, I just decided not to show it anymore.

81. I don’t have so many emotions, I just want to have someone to accompany me.

82. My temper is like this, and there’s nothing I can do about it if I don’t like it.

83. I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.

84. I say others are introverted, but others say I am abstract.

85. I am afraid of annoying you if I look for you, but I really miss you if I don’t look for you.

86. Put away your shameless spirit.

87. Only by cutting off your own retreat can you gain a better way out.

88. Shamelessness is also a quality! Missing is a kind of passion!

89. When you wake up in the morning, tell yourself to sleep for one more minute.

90. The early bird catches the worm; the early bird catches the worm!

91. The early bird catches the worm, and the early bird catches the worm.

92. Spring was not made by shouting, but by real swords and guns!

93. It’s so embarrassing to be awakened by my own cuteness every day.

94. Being silent does not mean that I am weak, but that I think you are not qualified.

95. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

96. There is no old love that cannot be forgotten, only new love that is inappropriate.

97. Taking photos requires seizing the opportunity, and deliberateness will never be good.

98. Love is not enough to use sunlight to penetrate the ice-like barrier.

99. I don’t love those who love me, and I will kick those who don’t love me to death.

100. Never say sorry if you have loved me. I have never regretted it.

101. I would rather not get the love I get with humble efforts to stay.

102. Men are all born of women, and women are all fucked by men.

103. Pain is the enjoyment that only sober people can have.

104. Looking at your teeth, do you and dogs have the same ancestor?

105. When I see you, I lose my appetite, so why talk about sexual desire?

106. Watching me continue to gain weight like this, there is nothing I can do.

107. True feelings are not afraid of lack of contact, and true friends are not afraid of suspicion.

108. True friends are always hard to find, and one already feels rich.

109. The mining disaster continues under review, and property prices rise under control!

110. While waiting for the bus, I heard an old man and a young man say: Run, the road is coming.

111. If you have nothing to worry about, put in more stuff, don’t even have some water.

112. Self-esteem, but not narcissism; self-confidence, but not arrogance.

113. Either love it or hate it, don’t pretend to be pitiful for me!

114. No matter how beautiful the oath is, it is still false, and no matter how tragic the ending is, it is still true.

115. Words that cannot be spoken are called worries, and people that cannot be retained are called stories.

116. Who said that domestic flowers are not as good as weeds? Don’t argue with half-hearted people.

117. There are no swear words in this world. You will get them if you do too much homework.

118. If they are all water, why bother pretending to be alcohol? If they are all perverts, why bother pretending to be sheep!

119. Shut your stupid mouth, I am not yours.

120. It’s not only the teeth that are hard to extricate themselves from, but also the pair of long johns.

121. Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

122. The son born to two people with blood type B will definitely be B.