When I get rich, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

If someone asks you why you gained weight, just say you forgot. . Don't explain, the more you explain, the sadder it will be.

The farthest distance in the world is that you are at home in Australia and I am cooking porridge at home.

If there is a road in the mountain of books, it is respect to work first, and to learn from the eight treasures in the sea to make porridge.

I come quietly and leave quietly. I wave my sleeves and leave no one alive.

We are good friends. I will help you when you fall, but you have to wait until I finish laughing.

I had no intention of studying, but I ended up failing the exam.

I raised my head at an angle of 45 degrees just to prevent the snot from leaving my nose. Lower your head at 45° just to wipe your nose so that no one can see it.

Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if tails, go to sleep, if it stands up, go do your homework.

The biggest lie every day is: I have to go to bed early today... I have to get up early tomorrow...

Confucius said: "If you fight with bricks, it won't be messy, just take care of your head." , I will never die again.”

Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind

I am really a carefree person. I just left during the winter vacation. Summer vacation.

The four eminent monks of Shaolin Temple: Yuantong, Shentong, Huitong and Zhongtong. . . Abbot: China Unicom. . .

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first~

Teacher, if you ignore the school bell again, don’t blame us for ignoring the school bell.

The salary is like an aunt coming once a month.

You said I was your life, but you didn’t die when we were separated

Behind every Ultraman, there is a little monster who was beaten silently.

If my life is a movie, then you are the advertisement that pops up.

Happy days are days when you go to bed with enough food.

Lick your breasts, lick your breasts, lick your breasts with a smile. The words were spoken between the lips.

You are the wind and I am the sand. When the wind roars, the sand is startled, and soon there is a sandstorm.

On the night before school started, my country's electricity consumption increased rapidly.

I remember the most domineering sentence when I was a child: "You wait after school."

Don’t look at me for failing in height, but I have perfect personality!

The most inspirational words in Spirited Away - Don’t eat too fat, you will be killed,

For celebrities Things that have been used are called cultural relics, and things used by mortals are called waste

When I turned into a swan, you were still an egg.

I looked for her thousands of times in the crowd, and when I looked back, I saw that person was dismissive of me.

Speaking of being mean can’t bring out how mean you are. You are already so mean that it cannot be described as mean.

If you don’t fall asleep in class, you get drunk at the wine table

The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the little bird says, morning, morning, morning, you are sick and you woke up like this Morning~

When I give birth to a daughter, I will call her beautiful, and when others see me, they will call me beautiful mother.

I plan to get a haircut, but the bangs are swung so hard that my neck feels crooked.

What the RMB should do is to follow the path of the US dollar and leave the US dollar with nowhere to go.

Those who have poured cold water on me in the past, I will definitely boil them and return them to you.

A man who breaks a woman’s heart in this life will become a sanitary napkin in the next life.

It turns out that Goku has always been very sexy: the most powerful leopard print skirt + red stockings + black boots + steel pipe in history.

Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don’t understand my darkness during the day

I have a heart to lose weight, but I can’t help but have a mouth of a foodie

Hey, blame me, blame me, I forgot to wear my glasses when I fell in love with you! I regret it so much

“Waiter, let’s have a cup of loneliness.” “I’m sorry! Sir, we only have one left in our shop. Empty. "

The night gave me a pair of eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, my name is: Prostitute

What is the pain that can be touched? I am obviously very hungry, but when I touch my stomach, it is full of meat.

Classmates are used to blackmail, friends are used to betray, and teachers are used to deceive.

Don’t give me tenderness that is hot and cold. My resistance is weak and I am afraid of catching a cold.

It takes ten years to smile once, but if you smile twice, you will die immediately.

For every holiday, I want to say: I want to borrow another five hundred years from heaven.

If you don’t give up, I will never leave you in this life; if you dislike me, I will die and leave.

Give me a pillow and I can sleep for a century

What is abortion - meeting a gangster in the vast sea of ??people.