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Harry: One snitch, two snitches, three snitches ... Wood, I don't want to be a seeker! ! !

Hermione: One book, two books, three books ... many books that can't be borrowed from the library! ! !

Ron: One mouse, two mice, three mice ... full of stains!

Dumbledore: A pair of plush socks, two pairs of plush socks, three pairs of plush socks ... I like Christmas.

Malfoy: A pile of horse manure, 2 piles of horse manure, 3 piles of horse manure, 4 piles of horse manure ... smelly! !

Snape: Potter deducted one point, Potter deducted two points, Potter deducted three points ... Lily I LOVE YOU

Lupin: One moon, two moons, three moons ... Half a moon climbed up and looked at my girl's dresser.

Tonks: One wolf, two wolves, three moons.

Hagrid: One dragon, two dragons, three dragons ... Norbert, come back! ~~~

umbridge:' One dementor, two dementors and three dementors! Go get Potter!'

Peeves; "One dung egg, two dung eggs and three dung eggs ...' Throw it at Filch!

Mofen: One snake, two snakes, three snakes ... hiss.

Mr. Weasley: One gossip, two gossip, three gossip, four gossip to Kincha

Harry: one Foday (two legs), two Fodays (four legs), three Fodays (six legs) ...

Filch: one student, two students and three students ...

Dudley: One birthday present, two birthday presents, three birthday presents ... two less!

Wood: One goal, two goals ... Got the snitch. Haha

Neville: What are you counting? Mibu Mibao, a rice ... cloth ... rice ... purr ... purr

Fenrir: a child. . . Two children. . . Three children. . . If the children in this post don't sleep, Fenrir will climb to your window. . .

Gloppe: One Hagel ... One Hermi ... Two Hagel ... Two Hermi ... Gloppe wants Hagel! ! ! ! !

Voldemort: one horcrux ... two horcruxes ... three horcruxes ... four horcruxes ... I have gone further than anyone else on the road to immortality ...

Hermione: one house elf, two house elves, three house elves ... more than I am hungry today ...

Ron: one broom, two. Two flavored beans, three flavored beans ... smell of earwax ...

Voldemort: kill one person, kill two people, kill three people ... continue to kill tomorrow ...

Fudge; "One Voldemort, two Dumbledore, and three Harry Potter ...' Oh, my God, one is worse than the other. I'd better go home!

Ginny: One Harry, two Harry, three Harry ... I love Harry!

Mr. and Mrs. Granger: One tooth, two teeth, three teeth! (I can't sleep, it's so painful)

Molly: One Weasley, two Weasleys, three Weasleys ... How did I give birth to so many

Hermione: One Ron, two Harry, three Draco ... Who should I choose?

Mundungus Fletcher: One crucible, two crucibles, three crucibles ... make a fortune!

or: one galleon, two galleons, three galleons ... let's go!

krum: One Hermione, two Hermione, three Hermione ... Ron, there are so many Hermione, so we don't have to argue.

Dobby: one wool hat, two wool hats, three wool hats ... The Gryffindor lounge is really nice.

Professor McGonagall: one cat, two cats.

Sirius: One mouse, two mice, three mice ... Wormtail, I will kill you ...

Vernon: One order, two orders, three orders ... Harry Potter, you spared my good deed ...

Neville: One toad, two toads, three toads, which one?

Ron: One minute, two minutes, three minutes `````` Lavender, how long do you want to kiss ...

Lavender: "One rollo, two rollos, three rollos ```````` Ah, my sweet rollo! !

Luna: One sings the devil's advocate, two sings the devil's advocate, three sings the devil's advocate ... Business is really good, and Dad prints a lot.

Neville: one candy paper, two candy papers, three candy papers ... (It's a little sad ...)

Voldemort: a glass ball, not mine and Harry's; Two glass balls, not mine and Harry's, three glass balls, not mine and Harry's ... < P > Lagerhorn: One drop of spider poison, two drops of spider poison, three drops of spider poison ... rich!

Dumbledore: One exquisite urinal, two exquisite urinals, three exquisite urinals ...

Umbridge: One drop of genuine liquid, two drops of genuine liquid, three drops of genuine liquid, four drops of genuine liquid, five drops of genuine liquid, six drops of genuine liquid ... 997 drops of genuine liquid, 998 drops of genuine liquid, 999 drops of genuine liquid. )

Lupin: one way to identify a werewolf, two ways to identify a werewolf, three ways to identify a werewolf ...

Phantom monster: one look, two looks, three looks, four looks ... seventeen thousand eight hundred and sixty-two looks, seventeen thousand eight hundred and sixty-three looks ... I'm exhausted ...

Hermione: one copper coin, two. Buy waste newspapers! Come here ...

Voldemort and Dumbledore (happen to coincide): one teacher defence against the dark arts, two teachers defence against the dark arts, three teachers defence against the dark arts, four teachers defence against the dark arts, five teachers defence against the dark arts, and six teachers defence against the dark arts (every time I count here, I have to count from the beginning)

Draco: bullying a small classmate, bullying two small classmates, Bullying three small classmates ...

Myrtle crying: share a toilet with Harry, two toilets with Harry, and three toilets with Harry ...

Mad-eyed Moody: Eye exercises are on! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight; Two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight ...

Colin Clivi: one, two, three, eggplant! One, two, three, eggplant!

Lagerhorn: one candied pineapple, two candied pineapples, three candied pineapples ... delicious.

Mad-eyed Moody: blink once for magic eye, twice for magic eye, and three times for magic eye ... It hasn't worked since that scumbag wore it ~~

George & Fred: One sniff, two sniffs, three sniffs ... When are you going to get rid of Umbridge?