The first sentence, hated people have no pain, but people who hate others will eventually be black and blue, so never hate others.

In the second sentence, fate is a book. If you turn it over inadvertently, you will miss it. If you read it too carefully, it will flow.

Third, don't argue with a fool, or you won't know who is a fool.

The fourth sentence, education is a bronze medal, ability is a silver medal, contacts are a gold medal, and thinking is a trump card.

The fifth sentence, successful people don't win at the starting point, but at the turning point.

In the sixth sentence, there are two kinds of money: money is spent, not property; What is not spent is "paper", which is a kind of inheritance.

The seventh sentence, take out your temper, that is called instinct; It's called skill to suppress your temper.

The eighth sentence, repeat simple things, you are an expert; Do it with your heart, and you will win.

The ninth sentence, so beautiful and handsome, I don't know, this is temperament; So rich and talented, but others don't know, this is self-cultivation.

The tenth sentence, mind your mouth, don't talk nonsense for the sake of temporary happiness. "A good word, warm in three winters, hurts in June." Speak with your head, be sensitive and be careful. It's no use talking too much. If you don't publicize others, you will naturally turn your enemies into friends.

Eleventh sentence, a life without love is like a desert, giving people roses and fragrant hands. To "learn to love others is actually to love yourself", let love warm everyone's heart like the afternoon sunshine.

The twelfth sentence, understand and respect others, always be tolerant and grateful. Tolerance is a virtue and also a kind of wisdom. How vast, thank you for your help; Be grateful to your enemies. They make you strong.

In this world, we have to do two things: one is to seize the time, and the other is to stop and see if our mentality is good. A good attitude is a good partner in life and makes people happy and healthy.

The fourteenth sentence, human feelings, human feelings, human nature, be charitable and be good at communication. It is not feasible to "not burn incense at ordinary times and cram for the Buddha's feet in an emergency", so "people's emotions should be stored", just like bank deposits. The more you save, the longer you spend, and the bigger the bonus.

Fifteenth sentence, don't be impatient when something happens. Don't jump to conclusions, especially when you are angry, don't make a decision, learn to put yourself in the other's shoes, accept it, simplify the complicated things as much as possible, and never complicate the simple things.

Learn to be content. The biggest trouble in life is to start with the most meaningless comparison. There are always people who are inferior to you, and there are always people who are better than you. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him, and you don't have to look back at who is cursing you. If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back? Don't care too much about other people's curses.

Don't take work as a burden. It is better to face it positively and happily than to be angry and complain. When you regard work as life and art, you will enjoy it.

People who live for a day are blessed, so we should cherish them. Life is only a few decades, so don't leave more regrets for yourself. At sunrise, the East China Sea sets in the West Mountain, and there is also a day of sadness and joy. People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.

Tell me about diaosi's favorite classic comedy.

I want to be a pig, have a master who loves me and raises me … and then eat me when I am happy.

I have made up my mind that if I have a son, I will be a robber and if I have a daughter, I will be a princess.

There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions: one is "lying in the trough can also prove" and the other is "lying in the trough can also prove"

I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

Men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped and face problems; I got dumped. You're fucking crazy! !

I have taken the exam for so many years, why not have an anniversary? For example, if I take 40 exams, I will get 20, if I take two exams, I will get one, and I can be exempted from any two exams.

Isn't it just a little thinner? I have to bite a few pieces of my meat, which is too fat. Dead mosquito!

Wei Zi: Erkang, are you happy? Erkang: Don't you remember, my surname has always been Fu.

Talent and genius are just a "two", so talent is good, and genius is always a little stupid.

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital in the world.

In fact, it's all your wishful thinking, so why pretend to do it?

You should get more sunshine, so as not to be called an idiot.

We all sleep in class! Jump after class! Die in the exam

I don't mind scolding you at ordinary times, but I didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you!

People have lost their waists and bottoms. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

Girl's voice: I will always lack a dress and a pair of shoes ... but I will always gain a catty!

When you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one. Oh yeah!

If you are the one, the female guest will turn off a man's light again, and the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off a whole floor!

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, dynamic means turning over.

If I go down one day, remember, I will come up for you.

God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds.

The happiest thing every morning is to get on the subway, and the most tragic thing is to get off in the wrong direction.

The secret admirer changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt a change of heart.

I often tell myself not to hang myself in a tree, and I get lost in the Woods.

Winter is the most rogue, and he always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

If you treat me like a game, I'll kill you.

People are looking for him for thousands of times, and you can take two steps without illness.

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God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

It's not that I didn't do my homework, but I didn't know what it was when I wanted to do it.

Every time I see less and less money in my wallet, I know that my life has fallen.

Like her period, Big Wolf always says, "I'll come back again!" " "

The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

I thought I had grown taller overnight, but I found that the quilt cover was horizontal.

I met a dog by the roadside. I squatted down and asked him, "Will my peach blossom luck be very prosperous in the second half of the year?" It thought for a moment and said, "Wang!" "

The exam is a cloud, and it will turn into a dark cloud after the exam.

Writing your name in the sky was taken away by the wind, so I wrote your name in every corner of the streets … Shit, I was taken away by the police.

When I have money, I will build two toilets. I want to go to the men's room. I want to go to the ladies room.

Toad jumped off a cliff and pretended to be Batman.

Mowing in the afternoon, nothing depends on the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

When I was a child, I was confused. When I grew up, I decided whether to study in Tsinghua or Peking University. Now I know how to worry.

When I was a child, I always thought there were only two countries in the world. A porcelain. Foreign countries.

Buy a bucket of instant noodles, six packets of seasoning packets, two forks, and a bucket …

If I can choose my own afterlife, I would like to make a quilt and overwhelm the whole world.

Wukong, get the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks for the master. Jason Wu, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is cooked.

You love me or you don't love me. I was there, holding you tight.

Whether it's a beauty or not, you'll know when you take off your clothes. Handsome or not, just get a flat head.

If your girlfriend is a foodie, marry her. As the saying goes: eating goods is good for feeding.

Next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

If someone asks you how you got fat, just say you forgot, don't explain, the more you explain, the more sad you are!

Diaosi's particularly funny sentence

The earth will turn, people will change, loving you is eternal, and it is impossible to marry you!

Your shameless appearance has my youthful charm.

When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.

Others tell the truth after drinking, but I only vomit food after drinking.

5. How many students lost to the last part of the text: reciting the full text.

6. How can a blood-stained painting compare with a little cinnabar between your eyebrows?

7. Damn mosquito, I'm not your father. Why do you always eat mine and drink mine?

8. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ!

9. What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

10, you are a steamed stuffed bun, and the dog is right to follow you.

1 1. I must be reborn as a man and marry a woman like me in my next life.

12, I don't know who can't conquer high heels like me.

13, no one looks down on you, because others don't look at you at all, and everyone is busy.

14, in fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents.

15, some people are alive, she is dead, some people are alive, he should have died!

16, stop screaming, no one cares about you anymore, you are just a pig!

17, people like you can only live two episodes in one drama.

18, when you are sad, hold back your sadness and smile bravely.

19, the earth will turn, people will change, loving you is eternal, and it is impossible to marry you!

20. I have enough ambition to satisfy anyone's madness.

2 1. As a stay-at-home girl, I am very satisfied with my behavior.

22. His cleverness is unmatched, and his stupidity is unmatched.

23. No one is looking for a girl these days. If you do, it means you are incompetent.

24. Although I am not a good horse, I am not an ordinary donkey.

25. I don't want many people to fight, I just want people who dare to fuck.

26. The most beautiful sound in the world is the bell.

27. I am confident, because confidence is free.

28. mistress: I really love you. Big money: there is a word missing from your words.

29. If you are drunk, you won't obey anyone, just hold the wall.

30. I still can't write emotional words.

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1, black silk stockings baby, where can I find a good woman like you?

2, only for one person's true feelings, but it hurts the hearts of thousands of girls in Qian Qian.

The last thing a man likes is his own woman and mixing with other men.

Never has such a stupid girl made him panic.

I miss you at night and always smoke quietly alone.

6. Men are just a pastime.

7. All the girls taught me how to grow up.

8. Falling in love is just to satisfy a woman's possessiveness.

9. Picking up girls is like fishing. It is necessary to cast a net in an all-round way and focus on training.

10, don't tempt you with your chastity, you will regret it.

1 1. Men will try to be a woman sooner or later even if they are rebellious and chic when they are young.

12, buddy, I'll give you a prize of silence forever.

13, big steps, easy to pull eggs; Small steps, easy to squeeze eggs; Don't pull or squeeze, idle eggs hurt. How tired it is to be a man.

14, please don't say that men are playboys. How can a man with no heart deserve the word playboy?

15, maybe one day, you put on your wedding dress and I put on my cassock.

16, women are like clothes, and my brother is wearing a brand that ordinary men can never afford.

17, men can fall on the front line, but never on the prostate.

18, I know you know my heart, we don't need verbal communication.

Actually, I just want to go to the beach with you to watch the sunset.

20. My dad said: Go to sleep quickly! If it is very hot at night, wrap the quilt tightly.

2 1, brothers are like brothers, they don't have to share happiness, but they must share difficulties.

22. Be strong with me and ruin your world!

23. After you like me, I will definitely give you a dazzling meal.

24. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.

25. Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Pick her up for two hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

26. When I made up my mind, I found that you had traces of him in your heart.

27. Don't blame my brother for being crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

28. No heartless person has ever experienced heartache for someone.

29. There was a power failure. I called my brother to complain that he was not online. My brother said a gorgeous sentence: I just know to watch TV online.

30. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

3 1, money can be spent, but brothers can't spend it all. Don't lose your brother for a few dollars.

Ceng Xiaoxian is not the only good guy.

Don't be infatuated with my brother, he belongs to her.

34. Men always say one thing and do another, and bring one at a critical moment.

35. The person I used to like very much is now my brother, and I want to give him up.

36. Brothers should also play like this. I was wrong about you.

37. If I die of a fever in Henan, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you! There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

38. If you want to play, I'll play. My brothers are all Altman.

39. My brother said that not every girl can wear stockings.

You and I may be like parallel lines that will never intersect, but the only focus is yours and mine.

4 1, don't call me an otaku, please call me a gentleman.

42. I'm Altman, and my skills are more changeable than those of Transformers.

43. Brothers are more important than Mount Tai, and daughters-in-law are supreme!

44. My wife told me that explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is to be cleaned up!

45. I don't like you having an affair with others. I don't like you being spoiled with others. I don't like the sentences you have said to others and to me, although you are not mine.

46. What if you lose and you win the world?

47. Pupils have changed from brats to goddesses, and I have also changed from brats to big children.

48. Brother is the flower of the motherland-cannibal flower.

49. Boys holding hands are called gay friends, while girls holding hands are called Tie.

50, the internet is full of lovely sister papers, how come there is no one on the street!