2. Rudder: "Just because you are thin, are you a' doctor'?"

Rudder: "I'm standing behind the doctor, I'm a postdoctoral fellow ..."

3. (Nana): At first, some people said that I looked like Nicole Kidman. Later, I proved that I am Nana, I am me, and I am not Nicole Kidman!

(He Laoshi): You are not Nicole Kidman.

4. Haitao said, "Look into my eyes."

I said, "I can't see ~"

A guest asked Nana, "Why is your face so red?"

Nana said, "Because of her popularity."

6. Nana: Up to now, the audience watching Happy Camp has exceeded 2.2 billion.

Me: One day Nana will let aliens watch our program.

7. Allegro said by the girl who graduated from the Chinese Department of the Golden Daughter group: bamboo board, listen to me for a short time from point to point.

This is my program. ...

Nana didn't respond after listening. It took a long time to laugh: I have been standing on this stage for more than 70 years, and I was fooled for the first time!

He Jiong: "False woman. ...............

8. He Jiong asked Peter Ho: What kind of girl do you like? ? For example, Jia Wei doesn't like crazy girls very much. "

Jia Wei: "Yes, I don't like crazy girls very much."

Everyone can't help but focus on nana. Nana: Don't look at me crazy outside. I am surprised to play guzheng and write poems at home. . . . . . (deliberately acting rather arrogant)

He Jiong: If Nana is really like this at home, then she is completely crazy!

9. War and Beauty Nana: I brought you a present. Charmaine Sheh: What gift?

Nana: Hoo-hoo-hoo-darts! ! !

Also, Nana's Allegro:

You're jealous that my arms are thicker than yours,

Jealous that my eyes are smaller than yours,

Jealous that I didn't graduate from primary school, didn't-finished-graduated!

Nana: Yo, there are three beautiful women on the stage (snickering ~)

10.5566: After watching Nana's performance, I really want Nana's phone!

Happy family and audience: Oh! ......

5566: drag her into the forbidden language, and then I won't answer it! !

1 1. Nana: I've really been here 18 years, and no one dares to compare with me.

Wang Renfu: Are you sure? I'm just curious about which brand of skin care products you use. Do not use them in the future.

12. The last issue of Happy Boys had a singing session with water. Nana and Jason are in a group. He Laoshi said: What are you singing, dear? The moon represents my heart, bangs chop firewood, and both husband and wife go home? How about singing a song that everyone is familiar with, Jay? . . . . spray water

13. In the issue of Jason and the Birds, after Jason talked about his fame, many girls went to the snack bar opened by Jason's mother to eat rice noodles in order to get autographs, and Jason's mother gave them all away for free. He Laoshi and Nana performed a scene in which Jason's mother met a star. For the first time, before Nana could speak, He Laoshi said, "Oh, it's Nana!" Nana said, "Wait a minute, I am a little star." After the second performance, Nana said, "Hello, Aunt, I'm Xiaoxing." He Laoshi said, "What is Jason's title song?" Nana couldn't answer. He Laoshi said, "You can't answer. You're not a little star. Let's go ... "

14. Wei: After the last program, many viewers called and asked: Is Nana a man or a woman? ! Today I must clarify: Nana is indeed a man! ! !

15. VanNess Wu: "Impossible, why is my son so short?"

Nana: "We don't lack He Jiong, but we crouched in He Jiong ... He Jiong stood up ..." Then Jia Wei lifted He Jiong.

6. Orfila: Three frogs!

Land Rover: 1 Leg

Nana: Help! What strange three frogs! They only have 1 leg! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

17. Sun: I am a superstar, a superstar in China. I just fired my hundredth assistant. I think it's her problem, okay, so I'm going to recruit my next assistant. He can come in.

Sue: Hello, Mr. He, this is Xing Huan: Take your hands out of your pockets, young man, and be polite. Why should I hire you as my assistant?

Sue: I think you have three reasons.

Ji: One by one, the first one.

Sue: First of all, I can speak some English, so you can go to the world.

Ji: Hahaha, internationalization? I said my next step is popularization. Well, I have long been an international artist, and not only I, but also the one I just fired, can speak English very well. fool

it is me

Sun: Nanachi, this young man is coming to recruit an iron assistant, who is your successor. He told me that he spoke English very well. If your English is better than his, I will invite you back.

Tina: (pointing to Sue) What's your name?

Sue: My name is Allen.

A: What?

Sue: Allen.

Na: Allen, OK.

Sue: What's your name?

Na: Nana.

Na: How are you (fainted again)

Sue: Fine, Sisi. How are you?

How old are you?

Sue: 23

So what are you doing now?

Sue: I'm working

Then: (pointing) Who are you?

I am your boss.

My boss is very nice because he is very small-minded.

18. Three-tone combination Jia Wei: Brokerage companies should have a division of labor when they put you together. Which part is Jay in charge of?

[Jay Chou]: 15-25 years old

Adu: I'm in charge of 25-35.

Andy Lau: I manage more than 35.

Rudder: So Nana belongs to Andy Lau! (Laughter)

19. Happy family; Hey, what combination do you have for the youngest one in your family? Male ... 19 years old. A happy family; 19 years old! ! ! We Haitao are also 19 years old! Haitao, come. Haitao Haitao stepped forward.

Laugh in groups and speak in fluent Chinese after the discussion; .. who lied to me?

Hey; In fact, we always thought he was lying to us.

20. I am not a champion, I am not a champion, I am not a champion! ! ! Friends can make new ones, I am the only champion! Winner is king, loser is enemy! You guys! ! !

2 1. After An Qixuan's shoelaces broke up, the happy family also broke up, saying that they were studying with superstars. Later, I learned that I accidentally stepped on it. He Jiong said: "I just accidentally grew so short, as if everyone didn't want to grow taller!" "

22. I remember that the happy family asked the teacher to sing, and then the four of them stood in a row. ..........

Yi: There are some young people's activities now, and they won't let me participate. [grievance] However, I really like (singing opera). Am I old?

Boss: My happiest summer vacation is to go to KTV with Jiajia earlier, from 8 pm to early morning 1 pm.

Nana: Is that KTV?

Haitao: It was called karaoke at that time!

23. In Ray Ma, because Ray Ma is a student of the Theatre Academy, five presenters have to compete with Ray Ma for acting skills, and then they perform in groups.

Ray Ma said, "Yes, I want to be with Sister Nana." Nana is also full of innocence. He Laoshi said, "Are you two from kindergarten? (referring to Nana) One is four years old and the other is five years old. "

Nana said, "I'm glad you made me one year younger than him." It's actually the same. "

24. When He Jiong is speechless, he will say goodbye.

25. Everyone is talking about the embarrassment of being an artist.

He Jiong: Nana, the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Nana: Just abroad. Many foreign friends asked me for autographs and said they loved me. I feel particularly embarrassed!

Everyone was speechless. After a few seconds, He Jiong said, you are embarrassed because we don't believe you! Nana, smile, quack' …

Fahrenheit: "Thank you ... and our happy family. There are five, three are already very powerful, and one can host the program from beginning to end. ...

27. When He Jiong learned that Wang's monthly salary was going to imitate himself, he said, "I want to ask the director what you just said he was going to imitate? I can't say that I am not a thing, but I am not happy when you say that I am a thing! "

28. On another occasion, An Qixuan and Nana replied in Chinese:

Ann: You have beautiful eyes. ..

Tina: Yes, many people say so.

Ann: I want to eat spicy hot pot ... now.

Tina: OK! You do the show first and I'll buy it!

29. There is also the Golden Finger Award.

Me: Congratulations to Nana for winning the most incongruous award this year. Nana's acceptance speech is also super funny. "I am an exterminator."

30. Haitao: If you are also an entertainer, please contact us as soon as possible. Maybe the next person standing on the stage of Happy Camp is you ~ ~ all the audience and happy family: "Happy Camp, have a good mood every day!" "

2. Happy Family and He Jiong: "Welcome to Happy Camp, we are: Happy Family!"

3. Nana: "All right!"

4. Nana: "Goodbye!"

5. Haitao: "If you are also an entertainer, please contact us as soon as possible! Maybe the next person standing on the stage of Happy Camp is you! "

6. The band teacher, Pig Bajie recited his daughter-in-law's music.

7. He Jiong: "Now someone sings" Gardenia Blossoms "to us.

8. He Jiong: "The winner is king, and the loser is kou! You guys! Get me out of here! I can make new friends! ... "Jia Jia:" We just think you are crazy ... hahahaha! "

9. Thank you for being a man.

10. Happy family: "La ~ La ~ La ~! ... "(Cheerleading)

1 1. Shiyang sells kettles:

Ma Li Fei ni Wu da Xi kettle

Ma Li Fei Nimunani Kettle

Fei Li Ma Ni Guna Xi kettle

Fa melani Mu Na Nisu Gaqi Kettle

12. Nana: "Up to now, the audience watching Happy Camp has exceeded 2.2 billion!"

He Jiong: "One day Nana will let aliens watch our program."

13. He Jiong: "Fake woman ..." Most people say Nana.

14. Nana: "Blue drops into the sky ~ ~ Green drops into the lake ~ ~ Aye ~ ~" Trembling ~ ~ ~

Orfila: A frog. Haitao: "One leg" Nana: "What a strange frog" has a stomachache. ..

16. He Jiong: 5566 Those five lovely big boys. ...

Nana: Four!

17. Wei: "After the last program, many viewers called and asked: Is Nana a man or a woman? ! Today I must clarify: Nana is indeed a man! ! "

18. Nana: "How many heads does a He Jiong have? One, two, three, He Jiong is three! " "

19. VanNess Wu: "Impossible, why is my son so short? "

Nana: "We He Jiong are not short, we He Jiong squat ... He Jiong ... stand up ..."

Nana: I'm Miss Ma from Malan Village and Malanpo in Malan Town. ...

Nana: Yes, that's right. Do you know how old I am this year?

Dicky Cheung: How old are you?

Nana: Over a thousand years old ~

Dicky Cheung: Poor thing. You've been selling radishes for over a thousand years. ...

Nana: You can't hear cuckoos when you go abroad.

Dicky Cheung: That's all right. I want to eat more sweet potatoes abroad, and I want to make myself a cuckoo. ...

It's hit5 ~ Na: There are more than 50 young men in our village who like me ... I won't let you take advantage of me ——————————— cute and silly, thanks! The most awake! 2. Wu Peici question: Wu Peici is a fashionista; Nana is a fashionable village girl. 3. Nana mentioned in two issues: Malan Mountain, Malanpo, Malan Town ... and that sentence: Don't applaud the following slope fans! 4. He Jiong also mentioned in several issues: Director, this issue needs more money! Then the latest issue of He Jiong just blinked and said, You know, director! What else is there? Let's talk about it

This is a long time. ...........