(-) Why irrigation?
In fact, to sum up, the emitter is nothing more than the following situations:
1. boring
When I surf the Internet, I have said everything I need to say and done everything I need to do. But I always feel that there is nothing to do, so I water the flowers and kill time.
unleash
If you encounter unpleasant things in reality or on the Internet, you will feel uncomfortable.
mischief
I don't have any purpose, just want to make a scene and have fun.
send one's regards to
Sincerely say hello to everyone and see if there are any friends online.
5. It's entirely Netease's fault to improve the experience value-it invented the experience value (although it has no practical use).
show off
I like to talk more to attract everyone's attention and satisfy my vanity.
chat
I'm too lazy to go to the chat room. As soon as I meet like-minded friends, the movie will start immediately.
8. make trouble
As the name implies, it is a malicious act, an extreme means to retaliate against someone or something.
9. Conspiracy (perhaps conspiracy) to make statements with a certain purpose and do some preparatory work for achieving a certain purpose in the future. (For example, apply to be the moderator of a certain edition or increase the popularity and influence for the smooth development of related work in the future .....)
10. Others
Even the irrigators don't know why they need to irrigate, which may be the early symptom of network syndrome.
Irrigation skill
The grades of emitters are high or low, and the taste of water poured out is different.
Some of them are so bitter that no one wants to drink them at all.
Some water is sweet, and everyone thinks it comes from My Sweetie after drinking it.
Some of them are moist, and everyone needs them very much. Drink them to quench their thirst.
Some of them are too full for everyone to drink, or they may still be wet.
Some people still can't tell what it tastes like, and everyone drinks it very tastefully.
What kind of people irrigate what kind of water, as for the taste of water, it depends on the ability of the irrigator!
Generally speaking, irrigation skills are divided into three levels: junior novice, intermediate expert and advanced killer.
1. Primary irrigation:
This level of irrigation does not require any technology. The irrigator is a typical novice with a simple mind. Usually, the articles they publish are easy to let people know that they are pouring water, and the water smells so bad that most people don't even want to touch it. Unless they are very similar, there is nothing to say. The ID of these rookies is basically short-lived, because they will soon be exposed and killed by people (moderators). Like this.
A.tell everyone that you are watering. For example, "I'm watering", "whether the moderator is here or not, I'll water it", "I'll water it" and so on.
B. When answering other people's articles, there are no words, only some hem, hem, hem, hem, hem, hem, hem, hem, hem and hem. Sometimes there is not even a word. Just posting to increase experience value.
C published many articles with titles in one breath, occupying many pages, but the articles were meaningless, almost no one was willing to reply, and even caused resentment from others.
D. respond crazily to many things in your own or others' articles that have no practical meaning or words. I have seen several people posting nearly a thousand posts together. Hehe ... horse;
E. Swearing posts, such as "fxxx", "Cao ..." [Peruvian place name] Chao ... "And so on ... are also unpleasant.
F. advertisers. The basic consequence is being brushed by others ... 2. Intermediate irrigation: An.
Irrigators at this level are usually difficult to deal with. They are of high quality and flexible mind. They are familiar with the basic law of the community and other relevant laws and regulations. They know how to grasp the edge. It's hard for you to tell whether he is irrigating on the whole, even if you know that he is irrigating sometimes, you can't help it. If you dare to delete his post, he will argue with you with relevant regulations. Then he will giggle with you. It makes you laugh and cry. Being intermediate is the biggest headache for all moderators. Their ID usually lasts for a long time, because they know how to protect themselves and are not easy to be killed. The water they fill is bitter, sweet and moist, but it is often too full, which makes everyone full. The following conditions are their characteristics:
A. Ask some novice questions intentionally in some technical fields, but pretend not to understand.
For example, "What are the good Internet cafes in Guangzhou?" "Can I use the account number 163 to access 169?" After asking, I looked at others' answers and laughed to myself. .....
B. You can see him in every edition, and only two or three related posts will be published in each place, which will bring you considerable income at the end of the day.
C. groan for sympathy and find a topic to talk to others. For example, "My cat is broken ..." "My girlfriend broke up with me ..." In fact, his cat may have just been bought by his girlfriend, and she is playing with him. ....
D. Seeing other people's problems is like a cat meeting a mouse, and he quickly goes over to solve them "enthusiastically". Sometimes his patience can't even be believed by himself (with a bad starting point but beneficial behavior), and he usually hits it off with those who whine or pretend to be pigs to eat tigers and become long-term good friends. ..
E. use the topic. As soon as something small happens, he immediately has something to talk about, big or small. "It's none of his business, hang high" has never been his motto (I don't know in reality)
F. When discussing in some current political and ideological debates, he expressed some so-called views that are neither salty nor light. In fact, he has never thought about some problems himself, just joining in the fun. What is the economic development of democracy, autocracy, sovereignty and personality?
He is not interested in the adjustment of stock market finance to the development of national economy. Looking at more and more experiences, he is most concerned and happy.
G. Discuss related topics, and then publish your own advertisements skillfully, or advertise the three-level advertisements of the websites you want to promote in your signature. Anyway, there is no rule that there can't be anything in the signature.
3. Senior killer:
Not many people can reach this level, all of them are elites. Generally speaking, they are relatively large. In the network, they are old executives or moderators in charge of network management. In reality, maybe some great people are doing great things. Their quality and IQ are first-class. They have rich experience in reality and network. They have profound views on things, and have their own way of life and doing things, which is a little different from normal people. Laughter, anger, anger, joy, sadness and joy may all be willful. They are well-known on the internet or in reality and can be seen in many places or websites. Many people will know him, but he doesn't necessarily know who he is. To some extent, this has become a celebrity effect. Their articles are generally very interesting and have a special taste, which can make people savor it carefully and make you memorable. No matter the length of the article, it is a pleasure, an inspiration and a teaching for everyone. Can arouse everyone's voice. Even if you don't care about watering, playing some pranks and creating some atmosphere, it will make people.
Some people think that the water belongs to My Sweetie, and sometimes even other moderators have to give him some face to fill it ... but unfortunately, there are not many such killers now. If there are more such killers, the network will be more prosperous and interesting.
Ha ha! I didn't expect so much "irrigation". After reading it, everyone will understand the level and type of each irrigation person. I can decide the level of irrigation in the future, but don't make people feel uncomfortable, it's a little bitter, and no one wants to drink it at all.
Some water is sweet, and everyone thinks it comes from My Sweetie after drinking it.
Some of them are moist, and everyone needs them very much. Drink them to quench their thirst.
Some of them are too full for everyone to drink, or they may still be wet.
Some people still can't tell what it tastes like. Everyone tastes good when they drink it. Is it "bitter"? Is it "sweet"? Is it "quenching thirst"? Is it "too full"? Or "all five flavors"? Finally, it depends on your irrigation level ~ ~ ~ Hehe, you know ~ ~