There is always one heart in the world looking forward to and calling for another.

How do you worship your ancestors? I burn dollars and don't set off firecrackers. I threw grenades down the hill! "

I'd rather keep silent and make people look like fools than prove it at the beginning.

You are stupid, or you are not stupid, just stay there.

People who are not good at math are generally more beautiful.

We use RMB to buy Mingbi.

My mother said that I would give a bottle of Fuyanjie to anyone who bothered me when I was playing games.

Tomb-Sweeping Day should go to his alma mater to visit the grave, because your youth is buried there.

You won't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience Monday morning.

Lonely men play dota, and empty women wear stockings.

A smart head keeps its mouth shut, and a smart head makes a false face.

Don't be proud, only young people know how to play dirty, don't admit that you are that identity so quickly!

I am a farmer and have land at home, but I don't want to farm, so I will study hard and make progress every day.

Someone asked me what to do if someone robbed you. I didn't hesitate to say that I didn't even recognize him!

Then, wait, I will go to your cemetery the day after tomorrow. Don't thank me. I have a lot of money. "

I like daytime because there are ghosts at night.

The most painful thing in the world is that tomorrow is the end of the world and today I won the lottery.

It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, and pedestrians on the road want to go to the grave.

Don't envy others for living better than you, they are faking it.

What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone. Press the front brake as fast as possible.

You treat me like a game, and I will abuse you to death!

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

I want to ask my mother, why does the PLA uncle like to wear a cuckold?

Men are mud, women are water, and too much mud is mud; Too much water and thin mud; No more, no less, squeezed in two clay figurines.

Don't give me the tenderness of hot and cold, I'm afraid of catching a cold. That girl is the clothes you can't afford to wear.

If you are healthy, it will be a bolt from the blue.

If the person you love wants to hug you, ride a motorcycle.

Fan Ershi makes you laugh and cry when you are moved.

When I am in Tomb-Sweeping Day, I must put an Iphone4S on paper for my ancestors.

In my next life, I want to be an onion. Whoever bullies me will make him burst into tears.

Remember when we said to the teacher.

This woman is mine. If anyone dares to rob me, I will send her into the fire and bury her in the field. Is Tomb-Sweeping Day happy? .

Children who play with art will never learn badly. ...

The tortoise went out and met the tortoise. The tortoise said it was a family.

Wukong, do you know why the teacher sewed you this short skirt with a straight B? Why? It is convenient for us to take sperm.

You got my body at school, but you'll never get my heart!

Look at what I wrote for flowers or eggs, at least to prove that I exist in your eyes.

People live to die better, not much to say.

Go back to school to sweep the grave, because it ruined your youth.