2. Waste air when alive, waste land when dead, and waste RMB when half dead.
3. Life is like taking a shit, sometimes you work hard and only fart comes out.
4. See you. I suddenly understood what Picasso was like.
If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.
6. Are those two light bulbs on your face? ! Don't plug in at night! Blind!
7. Teacher, I have saved a homework for the winter vacation, which is touching. Why don't we hand it in?
8. mow the grass at noon, you sell it to mom, no one wants it, and give it to the bachelor on credit!
9. Flip a coin: surf the Internet head-on, sleep on the opposite side, and stand up to do your homework.
10. You pretend in front of me, and I have to smile and watch you continue to pretend.
1 1. Shit, I've been complained! The client said that the mp3 file I gave him had no image!
12. Go straight ahead, be careful that there is a dog behind you, and there is no place to hide after being bitten.
13. The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!
14. I saw you hide yourself with a leaf, but I smiled and brushed the dust off your body.
15. What are you staring at those two holes for? Do you scare the dog's eyes when you look in the mirror every day?
16. I swear that all previous vows will be cancelled from now on! I swear I will never swear again!
17. I really sympathize with your ancestors. How can you be such a vulgar and despicable descendant!
18. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.
19. The jeep runs in the deep mountains and forests, and you need 30 cents to order a lamb chop. There aren't many cows in the village.
20. Excuse me; I can't invade countries and cities; But I will be the girl in that stupid dream for you; Cry down the Great Wall Wan Li.