1. Some people are just so ignorant. If you don’t (blocked here) mother, he won’t know that you are his father. 2. If you are not drunk, everyone will get drunk. When others are sober, I will get drunk alone. I use the wine to embolden me to commit crimes. 3. My lover calls me the third person! good! People are forced out. 4. If you strike first, you will suffer disaster; if you strike later, you will suffer even more disaster. Apples are not pears because of Newton. And I am not Newton because of my father. 5. No one is born who is afraid of death, and no one who is afraid of death is fucking born, so no one should fucking pretend! 6. Give me a woman and I can create a nation; give me a bottle of wine and I can lead them to conquer the world! 7. The beasts still have some compassion, but I have none, so I am not a beast. 8. The duck is too arrogant, the rabbit is too talkative, stop at the red light, go at the green light, go at the yellow light... stop at the light! ! I am a pig and I am very good. 9. No matter how old a member of the human race is, they are all young when it comes to money. 10. The evil person said: "If you say that I am an evil person again, I will kill you!" The evil person is never funny, and the evil person must seize the time to do evil. 11. The difference between a girlfriend and a female friend is only one word, and that is - sex. 12. I once had a pair of wings, but instead of flying in the sky, I put them in a pot to stew soup... 13. Oh my God! I picked up another penny, which is a huge profit! 14. Facing the enemy's severe torture, I only said three words: I said... 15. It takes ten years to grow trees, a hundred years to grow people, and a hundred years later to create an epitaph. 16. The so-called "person" means that if you add anything more to it, it will no longer be a "person"! 17. Comrade police, if I'm driving too fast, what about you? People who play Go love to rob. 18. Get up at 5:50, do morning exercises at 6:10, and only have ten minutes to tidy up the housework. Don't put your wet hands (corpse) on the cleaned windowsill. 19. In high school, love was a luxury that only a few people could afford. In college, love is an everyday commodity, nothing too shabby. 20. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? ! So you should be more realistic as a human being. ． ． twenty one. It is a kind of beauty for a woman to wear makeup before she is thirty years old, and it is a kind of virtue for a woman to wear makeup after she is thirty years old! Brother, let me throw a brick first, and if there is jade, just throw it over. twenty two. Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research. twenty three. In front of a beautiful woman: if there is danger, you must save her; if there is no danger, you must save her if there is danger. twenty four. I thought I was quite evil, but after getting to know him, I realized that there are almost no people who are kinder than me. 25. I never write wrong words, but I always write false words. 26. The intelligence test is to see how stupid you are. 27. A man's decisiveness appears firm, while a woman's decisiveness appears rash. 28. I installed a one-inch monitor to make my mistakes appear smaller. 29. Someone's goal: One cobbler can kill three Zhuge Liang. 30. I won't watch you jump into the hot bed, I will close my eyes. 31. As the saying goes: If you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you; if you cry, you will be the only one in the world crying. 32. I gave classmate B a bigger apple, but unexpectedly there was a bug as big as J*B inside. 33. The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person! 34. If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible. The topic that third parties are most concerned about this year is the cancellation of third party liability insurance. 35. Although the famous flower has its owner, I will loosen the soil! It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money! 36. During the dinner, the principal asked me to find a few female students to drink with me and add to the fun. But as a teacher, how could I do such an unreasonable thing? Anxiously, I went to the hall outside and saw several young ladies sitting on the stage. So he stepped forward and asked them to come with me. The Taiwan fee was doubled as usual. The only requirement was that they must say that they were film school students from beginning to end. Unexpectedly, several girls cried with joy and said: "Brother, you have really found the right person." , we are from the film school!” 37. What is passion? Do I have to have TNT strapped to my body to carry out terrorist activities all over the world, or to hijack an Air China plane with a knife in my pocket to be passionate? ! ! 38.

I want to be an emperor, but I'm afraid of being wordy; I want to be an official, but I'm afraid of having too many things to do; I want to eat, but I'm afraid of cleaning the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble