There is food on your teeth B: If you want to eat it, I will take it off for you

Except for temptation, I can resist anything

The greatest sorrow in life is Youth is gone, but acne is still there

Use the blues spirit of hip-hop to live a life like the erhu

No matter how beautiful I am, I will still fool you.

Sleeping is an art and no one can stop me from pursuing art

Will the child produced by the cooperation of two people with blood type B have blood type B?

We will know about tomorrow’s events the day after tomorrow

Your left brain is water, your right brain is powder, and it turns into paste when you move

I must go The supermarket crushed all the chocolates to see who could give them away!

The school’s wisdom is: we won’t let you do whatever you want.

Women like bad boys, not bad-looking boys

One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind...

There were too many liars and fools.

I never I have never been deceived because those who deceived me are not human beings

It is better to send cauliflowers than roses on Valentine's Day. They can be eaten and save money.

The promise you said is as difficult to fulfill as eating shit, and it is as easy to say it as shit

Ever since Einstein discovered the theory of relativity, there are no absolutes in the world. .

Since ancient times, everyone has to die early or late.

There are always thirty days a month when I don’t want to go to school

Valentine’s Day is not scary, it’s scary The best thing is that the person who accompanies you every year is not the same person.

The fool stole the beggar's wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which startled the deaf man. The lame man flew up, and the madman said: Oh, everyone, please be sensible

If you fall, stand up and change into a better-looking position before falling down again.

If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out a long time ago

You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death

There is no charge for exchanging autographs every day.

The boss burst into tears when he came to the bowl.

I chase and chase you with Cupid’s arrows, and you wear a bulletproof vest and fly.

Death is not scary. The scary thing is that you dare not die.

Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk if he becomes a monk because the sutras he recites are so nice

A must-have prop for the Spring Festival Gala magician: Dong Qing!

Life is like anxiety, there are no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

It is better for me. I sent him a text message and he gave me a reply.

The mistress cried. Because Xiaosi broke his beautiful life.

Salary is like a big aunt, once a month and gone in about a week

Every girl wants to have a eighth brother, but unfortunately not everyone can be Qingchuan

Man, man, I hope you are a good person.

My character is good, so my parents have no worries.

As the sun sets in the west, heartbroken people are dancing.

Goods have an expiration date, people have to hate things. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

What you say is like a young lady saying she is pure

Cultivation yourself Dig other people's roads and let others work with me to build roads

Believe it or not, I could slap you on the wall and you can't even dig it out

White-collar workers are nothing but raising pigs. Talented

The computer has the same language as me. Every time I look at it gently, it will freeze subconsciously

Why is the RMB so expensive? Because there are Grandpa Mao is the spokesperson

God created virgins, men created women

In this era, Wukong is pursuing leopard print fashion and sexiness

The cashier said: I have no change, I’m looking for you Two plastic bags

Others laugh at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others for being cross-eyed

As long as you practice hard and poop seriously

Just listen to English songs good. I've been listening to it for half a year and it doesn't bother me at all. Because I don’t understand.

Everyone else eats longevity noodles on their birthdays, but I eat dried noodles on my birthday.

After looking at the lotus lantern, I discovered that Chang’e is a homebody.

Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Hold the cup in one hand and the washing utensil in the other.

You can run away with her with peace of mind and I will keep watch for you

At first, I was your oxygen, then, I was the air, and finally, I became carbon dioxide

My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: If Han Hong is not dead, I will get Han Hong’s disease.

When buying roasted sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what kind of stuffing they are

What are bad people? Men who take off their pants during the day and women who do not remove their makeup at night

Minecraft. No one is allowed to interfere. You are here, please sit inside

Why do you talk more nonsense than Hunan Satellite TV's advertisements

I want to be thin and become a lightning to light up all the obscene fat people

There is no such thing as an inseparable couple, only a mistress who doesn’t work hard

The hair is gone and the dandruff is even more noticeable

When I feel depressed, I use the landlord’s toothbrush to clean the toilet

Cucumbers are for shooting, life is for having fun

Brains are daily necessities, not decorations

Someone with tattoos is not necessarily a gangster, he may be Yue Fei

The most painful thing in the world is not the separation between life and death but the exam. Others are reviewing and I am previewing

Your smile is brighter than that piece of shit in the sun

If two people are together for a long time, it would be romantic to stare at each other.

My heart is not a bus, it is not a place where you can sit down if there is space

Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, just count the moon

Mermaid, I love you Only you will not cheat

My ears are not trash cans, don’t throw anything here

If sister dies, burn a brother to her

You call me Diving Brother for fun, and you call me Lurk for fun

The most useless thing in the world is your salary slip. I get angry when you look at it, and you wipe your butt too carefully

Leave without medical treatment Sickness, alcohol can’t solve the problem

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Life is like poop, and we are intoxicated in it like dung beetles.

Leave the last sip of water to the comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice

Some people look much prettier when wearing facial masks

I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has turned me into a shrew. .

The most common thing a thick-skinned person says is, "I will treat you well."

Do you know what a big shot is? She is a little person who keeps working hard

For men, having breasts is a mother. For women, money means a man.

Looking at your photos, I have the urge to make them black and white and hang them on the wall!

Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a shot of snow beer.

Eat all your money and use up your health, gamble and go whoring and use up all your energy to die.

Excuse me: Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I am not from here.

The reason for refusing to confess is often that we are not from the same world and it is inappropriate. Am I from Mars? Not suitable for people on earth?

I am working hard to make money now to buy a plane ticket for 20xx

Don’t charge me, because I have caller ID here

Do you think others call you You? Le Mei, are you beautiful? Do you know that Youlemei is a disposable product? Why give roses on Valentine’s Day

In the West, Valentines day is Valentine’s Day. Valentine's Day is not only the best time to express your love, but also the best time to propose to your beloved. There is also a poignant legend about the origin of Valentine's Day. Around the third century AD in Rome, the tyrant Claudius was in power. At that time, the country was in a stage of war. In order to replenish the supply of soldiers, all men within a certain age range had to join the Roman army and serve the country with their lives. A husband leaves his wife, a young man leaves his lover. He even banned people from holding wedding ceremonies and ordered those who were already married to break their engagements. In the capital, there lived a highly respected monk named Valentine. He couldn't bear to see couples parting ways like this. So he secretly held wedding ceremonies for couples who came to ask for help. After the tyrant found out about this, he once again showed his true colors and threw the monk into prison, where he was eventually tortured to death. The monk died on February 14, 270 AD. In the customs of Valentine's Day, flowers and chocolates are essential when celebrating. So do you know the details and meaning of this? It is well known that roses represent love, but roses of different colors and numbers also have other auspicious meanings!

Red roses represent passionate and true love;

Yellow roses represent cherished blessings and jealousy and lost love;

Purple roses represent romantic true feelings and precious uniqueness;

White roses represent purity and innocence;

Black roses represent gentleness and sincerity;

Orange roses represent friendship and youthful beauty;

Blue roses represent honesty and kindness. . Valentine's Day Roses

Roses are the flowers of love. On Valentine's Day, young people swimming in the river of love use this flower to express their feelings to their sweethearts. In ancient Greek mythology, roses combine love and beauty. They are not only the incarnation of the God of Beauty, but also blended into the blood of the God of Love. It can be said that around the world, roses are the universal language used to express love. Roses represent love, but different colors and numbers of roses also have other auspicious meanings!

Rose Flower Language - Color

Rose (Red): Passionate, loving you, I love you, passionate love, I hope to have passionate love with you.

Rose (blue): honest and kind.

Rose (pink): touching, declaration of love, keeping in mind, first love, courtship, love and special care, eternal love, I like your brilliant Smile

Rose (white): innocence, purity, respect, humility, our love is pure

Rose (yellow): unfaithfulness, jealousy, joy, happiness, apology, Broken love, fading love

Rose (purple): melancholy, fantasy, love to dream.

Rose (bouquet): happy love

Rose (orange-red) ): shy, giving you a mysterious love full of youthful atmosphere and the mood of first love

Rose (orange): desire.

Rose (red and white): war

Rose (red and yellow): happiness

Rose (black): You are the devil and you belong to me

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Rose (green): pure and simple, eternal youth. Champagne rose flower language: I only love you. Tips for buying roses on Valentine's Day

Dedicated to the electric love with emotion:

My heart beats at this time, I lose control at this time, I fall in love at this time. It’s all because God’s agency hides jokes, and all eyes and eyes are traps. A bouquet of roses is dedicated to the loving people in the world - you define and interpret The power of Love. You are so weird and charming that I am fascinated by you. You are so beautiful, with a touch of magical realism.

Sir, the outermost layer of the flower is the protective petal of the flower. You can peel it off if you don’t like it. After dispersing the bouquet, trim the roots at a 45-degree angle according to the height of your bottle. For flowers placed in a vase, cut the roots and change the water every two to three days to ensure that two-thirds of the flower branches are immersed in water. To ensure the freshness of flowers. Don’t worry if you get a haggard bouquet. For every 500L of water, dissolve one bag of Kelixian in it. The bouquet will be fresh the next day. NOTE: Never place flowers in excessive heat or bright light.

As Valentine’s Day is approaching, I would like to send this document to all the lovers in the world.