Select girls with personalized signatures after 70.
1) ? Doctor, what about big pores? Turn down the pixels. ?
2) Rome was not built in a day, nor was it built in a day.
3) How much love around you can be messy and how many broken shoes are waiting.
4) Youth is running hard and then falling down beautifully.
5) My quilt is ill, so take good care of it.
6) I counted my fingers and found that I was missing in your life.
7) It's not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding.
8) Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
9) Confucius said: don't sleep at noon, collapse in the afternoon. Laozi said: Confucius is right.
10) Eat steamed buns. Eat kimchi. The rest of the money is used for dating.
70-year-old girl's signature collection
1) There are too many bacteria in the outside world, and I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.
2) The teacher always says that I swear and stink. Can you sit next to the trash can and keep your mouth from stinking?
3) A woman without talent is virtue. I must be too evil.
4) Don't think that you can play Mercedes-Benz in the street by driving a tractor.
5) You know, under my tough skin, I am a fragile person.
6) BMW will clear the way in front, Mercedes-Benz will follow, and donkey will be inserted in the middle.
7) Don't say you love me very much. If you dare, you can take me to meet your parents in the New Year.
8) Good and evil will be rewarded. You rob my man, just wait and see, I rob your man.
9) Go ahead, hold your head high, face higher requirements, and resist the North Nose _ Challenge If You Are the One.
10) Let me count my fingers. I am destined to be your husband.
1 1) While waiting for the bus, I heard a couple say: Run, the road is coming.
12) Spitting is used to count money, not to make sense.
13) The longer you are in contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.
14) Do you want to eat or not?
15) Mom said: People who blush most easily are often the kindest.
16) the biggest pain in life is that I didn't see the rainbow after the storm and caught a cold.
17) As long as the spirit does not decline, winning is better than losing.
18) I wanted to delete my records after I entered your space, but who thought I didn't have permission? I really laughed.
19) Attitude determines state, and state determines state of mind.
20) Laugh for ten years, and you won't be killed if you laugh twice. You think you will be in my heart for a long time. I'm telling you, you think too much.
Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much I can gain weight by eating one more.
In the spring morning, I woke up easily and yawned at home. I can't sleep at night and I can't wake up during the day.
23) The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in one word: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.
24) The class bell is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the class bell collapses than anxiety.
25) I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.
If the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have thrown you out.
27) There are always a few people. As soon as the teacher called them up to answer the question, the whole class laughed?
28) Living in this fucked-up age, we should hold a fucked-up attitude.
29) You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember that fart is a breath of shit.
30) The teacher asked, why did you choose A instead of C for the answer to this question? The student answers, because the question is stupid.
3 1) In order to prevent us from puppy love, the teacher invented something called teacher-student love.
32) Examination is a big event. Without you, I wouldn't have.
33) Someone sent a note in class and really wanted to beat him when he saw the content? It said: Are you there?
34) class? Hello, is the teacher over? Goodbye, teacher? I said, teacher, are you tired of listening? I'm tired of talking every day.
35) I don't even bother to spend money (if a man marries such a wife, secretly have fun)
36) I don't even bother to find a husband. I have to let someone else raise me first.
37) When the moonlight shone on the bed, the Prophet San Xiao slept soundly, and then he peed in his crotch. Where are the diapers?
38) Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, my husband and mistress are going to jump off the building, and I am shouting for gas downstairs.
39) If your husband's lover falls into a puddle, do you choose disco dancing or singing?
40) Oh, what's wrong with small breasts! Hey, it can shorten the distance between two hearts.
4 1) The weather in winter is very dry, so there are more and more people picking their noses in the street.
42) No matter how serious a man is, he can't control the fox, and no matter how tough a little woman is, she has to have her period.
43) The most I said to my deskmate in my life is: Hey, lend me your homework.