NO.10: British newspapers made a joke

Funny index: ★★☆

British newspapers have also made a fool of themselves. The United States team made a fool of themselves in the fourth World Cup An unexpected victory over the England team 1:0. When the reporter returned from publishing the article, the editor thought the reporter was joking and changed the score to 1:10. England won. This was reported in the newspaper the next day, causing a worldwide uproar.

NO.9: The world champion almost lost his butt

Hilarious index: ★★★

Usually, when the winner of the championship game is decided, some fans will Rush down to hug the players and even take something from the players as a souvenir. However, when Brazil won the championship in the ninth World Cup, the fans were so fanatical that they rushed into the stadium to hug Pele, tearing off his clothes, shoes, socks, and finally even a rag. Bailey was so anxious that she begged not to rip off her underwear, otherwise she would be naked.

NO.8: The goal hero was knocked unconscious

Funny index: ★★★☆

The semi-final match between Uruguay and Hungary in the fifth World Cup In the game, Uruguay fell behind 0:2 at the beginning, but in the 15 minutes of the second half, Hoiberg scored a goal for Uruguay. Four minutes before the end, he scored another goal to equalize the score. The ecstatic teammates gathered around and beat him to celebrate. Unexpectedly, they knocked him unconscious and carried him out. As a result, Uruguay lost the game 2:4.

NO.7: “I didn’t give a kickback!”

Funny index: ★★★★

During the World Cup in Korea and Japan, a hotel launched “China The reward initiative is "free if the team wins, and 50% off if the team scores a goal." Many fans are generally optimistic about the Chinese team's first match with Costa Rica, believing that even if they cannot win, scoring a goal will not be a problem. On the opening day of the game, the hotel was full. The fans not only watched the game enthusiastically, but also spent as much as they wanted. When the Chinese team lost 0:2, the fans were not only depressed, but also felt terribly distressed when they checked out. The hotel owner was afraid of causing trouble and hurriedly explained: "I didn't give them (the Chinese team) a penny in kickback!"

NO.6: The referee is color-blind

Funny index: ★★★★☆

In the second World Cup, when the German team and the Austrian team were competing for third and fourth place, the Italian referee discovered the uniforms of the two teams only a few minutes into the game. The colors were the same and difficult to identify, so they immediately stopped and asked one team to change their uniforms.

NO.5: Barefoot shot

Funny index: ★★★★★

In the match between Brazil and Poland in the third World Cup , Leonidas, a player of the Brazilian team, got a sneaker stuck in the mud while running. Just when he was anxious, his partner happened to hit another good ball, so Leonidas ignored the shoe and took it. He catches the ball with one foot, then moves past an opponent and scores a shot. More than 40 years have passed since this goal, and there has never been such an interesting incident.

NO.4: Losing Wife in Bet

Hilariousness Index: ★★★★★☆

A fan in Tirana, Albania, watching Argentina vs. Bulgaria During the team game, I bet and lost my wife. While watching the game, this unknown fan firmly believed that Argentina would win and bet his wife on others. As a result, the Argentine team failed to live up to expectations and lost to the Bulgarian team 0:2, so his wife had to leave with someone else. The fans were very embarrassed and regretful, and had to report the case to the police.

NO.3: Superstars "chasing stars"

Hilariousness index: ★★★★★★

In the 2002 World Cup in South Korea and Japan, after the Brazilian team arrived in South Korea, The training camp was set up in Ulsan, South Korea. One day, South Korea's KBS TV station sent a reporting team to interview Ronaldo, Ronaldinho and Carlos. There is a very beautiful female news anchor in the reporting team. After greeting the team leader first, the team leader called the three of them to the coffee shop of their hotel. When the three guys saw the female anchor, their eyes lit up. After the team leader explained the interview, the three of them immediately winked at each other, without saying whether they agreed or disagreed, and ran to the elevator. It looks like he's going back to his room. The head coach of the Brazilian team thought that Ronaldo and Carlos did not want to be interviewed, so he shrugged at the beautiful female anchor and her colleagues and expressed regret, saying that he had no right to force his players to accept interviews from any media. Approving their interviews is already a special case. It would be a violation to force Brazilian players to accept interviews.

After hearing what the team leader said, the female anchor and cameramen had no choice but to pack up their machines and walk out the door in frustration. When they were about to walk out of the door, they heard a noise behind them, as if someone was chasing them. Looking back, I saw Ronaldo and Carlos coming back again, each holding a notebook and signature pen in their hands. It turns out that the three of them didn't want to refuse the interview, but they thought the female anchor was too beautiful. They wanted to get his autograph and take a photo with her. When they explained their idea to the translator brought by the TV station, everyone was stunned. The female anchor signed their autographs with a look of astonishment on her face, and the three of them immediately compared the autographs in their hands with each other like "professional fans", talking about something while comparing, with expressions of satisfaction and pride on their faces from time to time.

The three of them asked for autographs, and then they jointly interviewed the female anchor: "What's your name? Which team do you like? Will you cheer for the Brazilian team?" Who is your favorite player?" In this way, the three people "fooled around" for half an hour before they sat down and accepted the interview.

NO.2: Motion Sickness Legion Turkey

Hilarious Index: ★★★★★★☆

In the 2002 World Cup, according to the request of the Turkish team, they were given We found a mountain training camp that was the most secluded and least likely to be harassed. Every day, the team had to take the winding road to the stadium for training. The road in Ulsan was already bumpy, and with the twists and turns, the Turkish team had just arrived at the camp. We all got carsick.

Captain Su Ke was the one who fainted the most. After arriving in Ulsan, on the way from the airport to the camp, he stopped the bus six times because he had to go down to vomit. Ranked second in motion sickness is bald Hassan. Look at Hassan on the court as fiercely as a tiger descending the mountain, but he can't do it on the winding mountain road. Later, he came up with a way. As soon as he got into the bus, he took off his shirt and started singing shirtless. He shook his shirt while singing along the way. This way he could distract himself and relieve the pain of motion sickness. Not to mention that he was still able to do this trick. It was really useful. Many Turkish players sang along with him to the training ground, and the motion sickness was relieved a lot.

NO.1: World Cup package selection

Hilariousness index: ★★★★★★★

1. A copy of the review

< p>The main idea is as follows: "Due to the continuous fighting in the World Cup over the past month, which has seriously interfered with family life, my wife has been ignored both physically and mentally. I regret and feel guilty. I hereby make a deep self-examination to my wife and promise to change my past mistakes and work hard in the next four years." If you don't make the same mistake again within a year, your wife has the right to return to her parents' home and take care of herself during the period." 2. Two boxes of instant noodles and 66 pieces of ham

Whether the wife returns or not. When you go back to your parents' house, there will be no one cooking for you even in the middle of the night to relieve your hunger problem. Therefore, you can buy a batch of instant noodles and ham sausages at wholesale prices from Makro and Island Price, so that you can support yourself, have enough food and clothing, and be happy.

3. Two bottles of Shi X Kang

If you need instant noodles for more than a month, malnutrition is inevitable, so Shi X Kang can make up for it. It is said that this product is a multi-vitamin tablet that contains a variety of vitamins and trace elements required by the human body every day. It is particularly effective for those who have irregular diet due to special hobbies. Keep the green hills and don't worry about not being able to watch the ball. There are 30 tablets per bottle, so two bottles are recommended.

4. An alarm clock

It is self-evident what the use of this thing is.

It is recommended that manufacturers produce a special alarm clock that will shout "It's kick-off! It's kick-off!" when the time goes down, accompanied by the kick-off whistle and the Serie A stadium song (the "Oleo" one) ), as soon as you hear its dance, your sleepiness will disappear immediately and you will feel more energetic.

5. A copy of the resignation letter

Put it in front of the CEO’s case at the beginning of the 6th. The purpose of this book is not to drink, but to make sense. The World Cup happens to start in the Western Hemisphere. I can't stop time, turn day and night upside down, and affect my work during the day. But I have said hello to you in advance; second, it is to move. For the sake of love, I will not hesitate to lose my job. Where can I find such a decisive and loyal subordinate? Besides, it’s only once every four years. You can’t make do with it!

6. Ten boxes of beer

A few years ago, the French people each kept a box of wine. They would open the lid after hearing the whistle and consider it after watching the game. Chinese people will not be so romantic and petty. Firstly, it will cost money, and secondly, it will consume energy. It is better to carry ten boxes of beer and store it under the bed, "open the bottle" and use the bottle as a cup, use the World Cup as food and drinks, meet with a few close friends, and binge drink What a joy!

7. A spare TV

Prepared for the Chinese team to be eliminated by a strong team in the group stage. Since the Chinese team has not yet participated in the current world, this article will not be considered. It will not be too late to express our feelings in the future.