Naughty short sentences in Douyin copywriting (selected 42 sentences) 1. When I was a child, I saw my father working very hard, so I secretly made up my mind: I will never work when I grow up. 2. How to test a man? If a man replies to your messages instantly while playing games, then please remember that he is called a pig teammate and you cannot play games with him! 3. How can a girl like me hold down my great beauty without any weight? 4. Today I saw a pair of middle school students holding hands on the street. I couldn't help but think of myself in middle school. Back then, I also watched a pair of middle school students holding hands on the street. 5. When I was a junior high school student, the principal of a key high school came to our school to recruit students and select young talents from key classes. The head teacher recommended me and two other male classmates, and our scores were evenly matched. The principal took a liking to me at first sight. The reason is that I am the ugliest-looking person and have an ugly haircut. At first glance, I look like someone who is serious about studying. 6. When completely full, a normal person will complain with an empty expression: "I'm so full!" ?The foodie will say with a satisfied look: ?I will take a short break first! ? 7. In fact, I am very simple when it comes to all things in the world. No matter what classification I put, they fall into two categories: edible and inedible. 8. The man mustered up the courage to confess to the goddess: "Do you know?" I like someone. ?Female: ?Oh, you like someone, then I'll leave first. ?Male:? 9. When I went to the hospital for a physical examination, the doctor took my report sheet and said: ?Fortunately you came early. When I broke out in a cold sweat, the doctor said calmly: ?If it is later, I will get off work. . ? 10. Try to understand those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them. 11. Walking on the road with my husband, fighting, getting angry, and swearing. The two men in front looked back, and I immediately pretended to be a sweetheart. My husband said: "Stop pretending, they are not looking at you, they are looking at which man is so cowardly." ? 12. You will find that many people will give up their seats on the bus, but few people will give up their seats on the subway; no one will give up their seats on the train, and there is basically no need to give up their seats on the high-speed rail, let alone the airplane. Got it! So taking care of the old, young, sick and disabled is a matter for the poor. 13. I drank too much last night and ordered a Didi taxi. We stared at each other for thirty seconds in the pouring rain. It looks like the opening of a martial arts movie! I asked: Where is your car? ?He asked me back: ?Where is your car? ?Aren’t you a Didi driver? ?I am driving for Didi. ?The air suddenly became quiet. 14. Everyone doesn’t know what’s going on. I have to say that I can rely on my face to make a living. I’ve tried it, but it really doesn’t work. After all, people still have to rely on their mouth to make a living. 15. Even if 99% of the people in the world don't think you are good-looking, there are still about 75 million people on the planet who think you are good-looking. 16. I have a friend who told me a few days ago that he was sleepy and hasn’t woken up yet. 17. A person who plays with you will only say to you: Don't leave, can you stay with me for a little while? But a person who loves you will say to you: Fool, it’s so late, go back quickly, don’t make your husband suspicious. 18. God has given me many opportunities to become fat, and I have seized them. 19. Do you have any friends who know lawyers? I really don’t know what to do. I can’t stop crying. I just received a letter from Disney’s lawyer accusing me of copyright infringement, saying that I look like their princess. 20. Xia and Clam both got 100 points in the exam. The teacher asked Xia whose copy you copied. Xia said: "I copied Clam's". The teacher said: "What are you so good about?" 21. Do you want to go on a self-driving trip together after the epidemic? Of? I can't even pedal if there are more than one person. 22. Me: Mom, why do the candle flames keep flickering? Mom: Because he’s a little hot-tempered. 23. Let me tell you, in fact, I originally had a lot of things to say to you, but after much deliberation, I was afraid that you would find me verbose, so I summed it up in the most meaningful sentence: You are nothing, let’s call it a day. 24. I’ll be 20 years old in the blink of an eye. If I had known, I wouldn’t have blinked. 25. The temperature has cooled down in the past few days. I miss my ex so much. I don’t know if his coffin is leaking. 26. When playing werewolf, the werewolf said: I am a good person. 27. Here’s a question for you guys. Assume you are 18 years old this year and your best friend is one or two years older than you. What is your best friend’s WeChat ID? 28. Challenge not to be a beauty for 365 days. Today I failed the challenge on the first day. I went to the supermarket to buy a can of Coke. The boss said: "Beauty costs 3 yuan." 29. It’s easy to chase this kind of girl: she just needs to be clean, know how to dress up, and have some life skills. For example: driving a luxury car with one hand. 30. Polar Bear: Why don’t you come to play with me? Penguin: I'm too south.

31. I’m so happy that a year of single life has ended, and now a new year of single life is finally ushering in. 32. In this era, the threshold for anything has become so high. For example, if you want to be a homebody, you must first be able to afford a house. 33. When I quarreled with my mother, my words were a bit extreme. After saying that, she regretted it, but she said calmly: "Okay, okay, no more arguing, just do whatever you want." After all, I was wrong in the first place, and it was my fault for making you like this. ? 34. A girl’s eyes should be filled with stars and the sea, not complicated, human fireworks and some idiot. 35. If you want to capture someone's heart, you must first capture their stomach. The meaning of this sentence is: if you make your partner fat, no one will want to compete with you. 36. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 37. You must be trustworthy as a person. Since I have said that I need to lose weight every day, I must say it every day. 38. Don’t get angry easily when something happens. Others will say you have low emotional intelligence and bad temper. As long as you have a smile on your face and think of you uncle silently in your heart, it will be fine. 39. When buying something, merchants often say that if you really want to buy it, they can give you a cheaper price. You see, sincere things are so worthless. 40. When I smoke, I always take just one puff and throw it away. He’s so willful! ?It's so willful. It's the first time I've seen someone say that picking up cigarette butts is so willful! ? 41. I was optimistic about a mobile phone in a mobile phone store. After haggling with the beautiful salesperson for a long time to no avail, I finally reluctantly bought it. Before leaving, he was still unwilling and asked: "Beauty, what can you give me as a gift after buying a mobile phone?" The beauty was stunned and said calmly: "I'll take you out." ? 42. I was soaking my feet just now, and I cried while I was soaking. There were people soaking my feet, but no one soaked them.