I sent you roses that day, and there was a fragrance in your hand. You returned my roses the other day, and my hands were bruised.
The height of life is not how many things you approve, but how many things you underestimate. The width of the soul is not how many people you know, but how many people you tolerate. Be a mountain, look at everything and be inclusive. Being a man is like water, you can advance and retreat, but you must know how to advance and retreat.
Being a man is like water, you can advance and retreat, but you must know how to advance and retreat.
It is said that many people look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.
6. If you study, study. Why do you want to take the exam? How can there be no trust between people?
7. I have a bad temper and panic in rainy days. If only it would clear up.
Since I met your sister, I have settled down your brother.
9. The husband doesn't shed tears or alienate others.
10. As long as you work hard, you will win.
1 1. Sister's smile, you can't find it or buy it.
12. All good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can accompany you for a while.
13. Repeating the path taken by others is because you ignore your own feet.
14. His net worth is tens of millions, and he owns countless luxury cars, private luxury restaurants and modern farms. Since he lost his QQ number, he has nothing.
15. No matter how strong the wind is and how crazy the rain is, you can't stay in bed.
16. When you are loneliest, you will shape your strongest self.
17. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision.
18. Even so, I feel really glad to meet you.
19. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to enter sogou!
20. When I get rich, we'll buy lollipops, two, one for you to eat and one for you to eat.
The circle of friends who are super high (Chapter 2) 2 1. May you all have the love that everyone envies, and may I be rich.
22. There is no rehearsal in life, and the live broadcast every day is not only low in ratings, but also low in salary.
23. I miss you at night, but I don't forget when I am depressed.
24. The only thing that keeps growing up is to charge your mobile phone every day.
25. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.
26. I will try to be the kind of person you like, and then I will never be with you.
27. Be independent until you don't depend on anyone, don't expect warmth other than yourself, and be independent until a person can live better.
28. When we grow up, homework always accompanies us.
29. If you lie down where you fell, you may get up and fall again.
30. Your daughter is incompetent and will only think of you, but she can't make you admire yourself.
3 1. Grandpa's paper made many teenagers become lonely old people.
32. Don't hang yourself on a tree, try more trees nearby.
When you want to succeed, you should regard persistence as your good friend.
34. It's troublesome to like you, but I like to make trouble.
You know I can be happy with your words, but you are too stingy.
It doesn't matter if you like waves, as long as you don't drown
37. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.
38. When you choose others, you should also think about letting others choose yourself. When testing others, we should also think about letting others test ourselves. People who can't sell themselves rarely make great achievements in their lives.
39. You are nice, but you are a little ugly.
40. I will never let others down, because I have done it before I promised others!
Like the super-high circle of friends (Part III) 4 1. You think you are great when you are old, and dinosaurs are still big, so they are not extinct.
42. It is not that there is no water in the well, but that it is not dug deep enough; It's not that success comes slowly, but that you give up quickly. It takes wisdom to get one thing and courage to give it up!
43. I tell you, I am so stingy that I don't even give you hate.
44. It is more difficult to think, think, think, think, think and give up in life. A lot of things, you can't let go if you want to, and you can give up if you want to. There are always some things in life that you know are wrong, but you always insist on, but you always guard when you know it is not good.
45. My socks are full of holes. My future is not a dream.
46. What Tanabata is not Tanabata? I'm still happy without your mother.
47. The word "grow up" doesn't even exist in the capital, so at first glance it looks lonely.
48. There are no friends in the workplace, the boss is not your friend, and neither are colleagues.
49. Nobody's luck comes out of thin air. You will be lucky only if you work hard enough. The world will not live up to every effort and persistence, and time will not neglect every persistent and brave person!
50. Girls who love to take pictures won't have bad cell phones.
5 1. Only young people are still crying for love, while we adults are only crying for poverty.
52. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.
53. Take other people's road, let others have nowhere to go, take your own road, and let others follow me.
54. My mother said that you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.
55. You have only two choices. I will be your wife or your wife's nightmare.
56. Are there any healing sentences? For example, Alipay received 10000 yuan.
57. Talking to the person I like is like talking to God. You said they never responded.
58. Although you are ugly, the world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of the world without you.
59. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense!
60. If you can't get into other people's world, don't crowd. Aren't you tired?
Weibo praised the super funny homophonic terrier (a collection of 59 sentences)
Weibo praised the super funny homophonic article 1. What would you do even if I didn't hear from you?
2. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity to knock my knee. Did you hear that?
There is a piece of glass, and I am a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!
4. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.
I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?
When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!
7. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?
8. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.
Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white lady feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!
10. Both shrimp and mussel got 100 points. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What's so great about you?"
1 1. I don't care. What do you care? Italy?
12. Asu and Asu spent a day together. When Asu was eating, she spoiled: Hello.
13. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.
14. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"
15. I heard that watching martial arts movies can reduce weight, because it often says that you are as thin as death.
16. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was English or American, and he said that he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music!
17. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.
18. Xiaoming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "laryngitis" and his throat said "hi".
19. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.
20. Don't look for me when you are in love. What are you talking about? Tell me about crow's feet.
Weibo praised the hilarious homophonic part 2 1. Now the future is really tight: masks are tight, clothes are tight, and trousers are tight.
22. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?
I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.
Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.
25. I hate being asked how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?
26. One day, I died while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road. Did you hear that? Put it down.
27. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he likes wearing Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said, because wearing it for a long time will make you feel safe.
28. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.
29. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.
30. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.
3 1. Don't even coax me. Who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?
32. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?
33. A good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.
34. If we don't talk about love, what should we talk about, crow's feet?
35. My old colleague signed "God is a girl" and I asked him why he was so literary. He said it was called "unfair heaven".
36. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!
In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.
38. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"
39. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."
40. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.
Weibo praised the hilarious homophonic terrier in the third chapter 4 1. I grew up short or short or short or short or short. Did you hear me? Still love me?
42. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.
43. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root
You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki
45. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yes, why did you give up?
46. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"
47. Get off the road, Kay. Dad is in the tower. Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.
48. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
49. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.
50. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.
5 1. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.
52. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?
Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.
54. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.
55. If you don't stay up all night, what will you stay up all night, Ollie?
56. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?
57. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.
58. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.
59. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.
Super-high bid for a dynamic society in Zan space
Quotations from Zanchao High-altitude Dynamic Society (I) 1. The backer will fall and everyone will run.
2. the first love is infinitely good, and the poor one hangs up early!
3. The young man carried the coffin in Kowloon, and his brother took you to Wan Li.
I'm not afraid of love rat tin foil, but I'm afraid of poles.
I can lift you to the top of the crowd, or I can let you fall into the abyss, so that I can forget the person who dug the well. Why should I pester you again?
6. How can I lose my nature proudly? I am a red man.
7. The dark road is slippery, the society is complex, the water is shallow and above eight kings, and there are big bosses everywhere, not social people, but all about society.
8. This man wants face, but if he gives you face, you have to accept it.
9. My world, my king, my Wang Man Zhongwang, my grassland and my horse, I can do whatever I want.
10. Ghosts dare to block the road, tigers dare to eat people, and fish dare to jump out of the door when they are hungry. This man is hungry and heartless.
1 1. Although I am not as arrogant as before, I don't want to be a useless waste. I'm only trying for the double-click praise of the old irons.
12. The highest level of eating buffet: help the wall in, help the wall out.
13. Hold the Guan Gong War. If you don't accept it, we will do it. There are millions of Chinese sons and daughters. Whoever scares you is a bastard.
14. The dark road is slippery and the society is complicated.
15. Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope. Feelings are just sexual needs.
16. Don't be depressed, spirit boy. The aunts in the village will laugh.
17. You have your story and I have my background. It's not hard, but don't touch it.
18. It's polite to smile at you. I give you face, you have to have it.
19. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.
20. Don't ask me if I can, and I won't have children.
Praise the super-high quotations of Space Power Society (Part II) 2 1. Sorry, it doesn't look like what you want.
22. The tiger goes down the mountain to fight the wolf, and the loser wins.
23. There is a street in the south of the city and a street in the north of the city. Ask who your father is.
24. If the young man is crazy, he must come to the Lotus King.
Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life.
26. I have a good temper because I am pretending. If I get angry, I don't want you to die.
27. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture; Not afraid of hooligans with culture, but afraid of hooligans with guitars
28. Holding a gun and a sword, the young man is very arrogant!
29. If you break my sister's wings, I will ruin your whole heaven.
30. I am a wild horse, not the way home. I'll find you out.
3 1. A bowl of tea in the Jianghu, drink it and climb separately.
32. People do things while watching. Don't do bad things blindly. Who says my language is too messy? I am urging people to do good every word.
33. The society is simple, but people are complicated.
34. If you don't love me, there is no result unless a flower shakes my hand.
35. The right path in the world is vicissitudes. Don't be arrogant when you keep a low profile.
36. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit; If you want to marry, marry happiness.
37. A friend in need is a friend indeed.
38. My eyes are full of hundred-dollar bills. Who can remember the friendship between eight friends?
39. You pay the fare when you go out, and I'll leave when you eat.
40. Sleep, I'll take it off if you take it off.
Quotations of praising the dynamic society in the high altitude (3) 4 1. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.
42. Copy paranormal quotations online, and be careful of steel bars floating.
43. The water is too deep and the wind is too strong. If you have no strength, talk less!
44. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.
45. I don't have a so-called brain or much talent, but I know what is black and what is white. As long as you work hard, you will pull through.
46. Sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter, it is a kind of grace. If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!
47. After Guan Yu, he worshipped God and applauded the people in the society.
48. I know it's a play, but I have to play it with you.
49. You are a good person, and I don't deserve it. Forget me. Next.
50. What's wrong with having a husband? I still score goals with the goalkeeper.
5 1. Things in the world were originally used by people, but dissatisfied people became "things used" because of lack of wisdom.
52. You said you weren't drunk, but why did you stagger back?
As long as the young man's spirit is still there, he is a strength wherever he goes.
54. Look down on life and death and do it if you don't accept it.
55. This knife is not sharp. Matthew is thin. What do you want to fight with me?
56. Cutting the wire with a kitchen knife is full of sparks and lightning all the way.
57. I don't want you to think, I want me to think.
58. The young man is like a wolf and beats his chest with passion. I resist the classic quotations on my shoulders, and I am not so crazy in front of me.
59. Everything is fate, and nothing can be controlled by people. You see, I'm still a little like before.
60. To adapt to the environment, we must be wronged or even pretend. If the small environment does not adapt, the social environment will not survive in the future. A gentleman can bend and stretch. Think of Han Xin. Achieving the goal is fundamental, and delaying yourself is not a smart person.
Xiaohongshu praised the superb homophonic copy.
Xiao Hong Shu Zan Super Homophonic Stalk Copywriting (Part I) 1. Forward this purple potato, the person you like is purple potato to you.
2. I said I delivered the courier in Beijing, and you said everywhere that I had a piece of land in Beijing?
3. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.
4. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it was such loud mud.
5. Ugly people have objects, and beautiful women sell air conditioners.
6. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.
When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!
8. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?
9. The doctor prescribed me pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.
10. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because M was sorry!
1 1. Let me share with you the types of peppers, which are not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.
12. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that?
13. The teacher told us: a circle, the distance from any point on the circle to the center of the circle is equal. The content of this lesson is to guess an old Beijing food teaching circle.
14. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!
15. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.
16. It's so hot that we are ripe.
17. You haven't even tasted me. What did you taste? Pinru?
18. When I was Gucci, my tears were always Dior in Parapara.
19. When I saw Goddess online at night, I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?
20. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"
2 1. I was on a business trip and had dinner with some colleagues. A colleague told me about a place he had been to before, saying it was remote. There are no four seasons, only two. I thought at that time: What are the two seasons? Is spring and autumn short and Xia Dong long? I asked him, you've only been there once, just for a few days. How do you know that there are only two seasons and no four seasons? You can only feel it once a season at most. He said: there is no 4G signal, only two G signals. ...
22. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?
Xiao Hong Shu Zan Super Homophonic Terrier Copywriting (Part 2) 23. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?
24. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?
25. I fried skewers on the roadside again. I bought a squid beard in the shop. I feel uncomfortable after eating it. The doctor said my name is empty beard (so empty)
26. One day, an ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "with a smile or … very silent."
27. Which animal is the fiercest? A: It's an orangutan, because it knocks hard.
28. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.
29. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck for health reasons. Why? Because "the blue neck is covered with mud."
30. A sheep migrates.
3 1. Tears are always Prada Prada Dior when I am Gucci.
32. I can't help unpacking a packet of spicy strips at home, and it's even worse when I eat it halfway. I looked at the name. It turns out that Xiangtan Lotus loves spicy food (I want to fall in love)!
33. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the land father-in-law, "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."
34. Cats will be bitten by cats, but dogs won't, because it's okay to suck Wang.
35. Learning to drive, the coach gave me a Japanese name: Panasonic Sandcar.
36. The mushroom was walking on the road and was accidentally hit by an orange. The mushroom said, "I have no eyes. Go to the fourth one." Then the orange died. Because mushrooms are fungi, "fungi will kill oranges, and oranges will die."
37. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"
38. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.
39. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to Li Da.
40. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that peanuts are a good thing.
4 1. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams is because of Starbucks.
42. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"
43. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.
44. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.
Xiao Hong Shu Zan Super Homophonic Terrier Copywriting (Chapter III) 45. When I open my eyes, it's bright, and when I close my eyes, it's dark. Will I be a refrigerator?
46. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !
47. There are really dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, one evening, it began to get dark, and occasionally it rained in Mao Mao. My mother told me to hurry home for dinner, and I couldn't hear anything. Suddenly my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"
48. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.
49. I said I was fooling around at work, and you said everywhere that I was playing Russia?
50. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome."
5 1. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.
52. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!
53. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it in quietly and leave a little secret".
I have a stomachache in the middle of the night, so I will discuss it with my stomach. Me: Stomach, can it stop hurting? Stomach: My name is Chu Xun Yu, not stomach.
55. "Why do you have to eat eight pears?" "Because my home is the home of 8 pears."
56. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yeah, why did you give up?
57. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really an orchid master.
58. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "
59. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?
60. Even I don't love it. Do you love Qiyi?
6 1. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.
62. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.
63. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.
64. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."
65. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.