2. I didn't know that sperm was expensive when I was young, but I would cry when I was old.

3. That person is like making a phone call. Either you hang up now or I hang up now!

4. Don't be infatuated with your brother riding a bike.

5, boss, call two pounds of love, take it home and feed it to the dog.

6, believe in fat brother, get eternal life, magic immunity, physical immunity, beauty leaned over.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

8. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

9. Boss, give me a beautiful haircut. I want to run with the bull.

10, women are like clothes, but pay attention. Sometimes women are underwear, more likely prison clothes.

1 1. I have smoked and burned my hands all my life. Drinking wine for a lifetime will make you ugly for a lifetime.

12. The ex-girlfriend is a friend. Can I add my ex-boyfriend back as a friend?

13, in the workplace, I should be like Conan, with a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

14, brother, your home is here. No matter what you do, your buddy is waiting for you.

15, brothers are the sky, brothers are the earth, and more brothers can stand tall.

16. Ask your brother how long it will take and how long his heartbeat will last.

17, I belong to the same world, don't fall in love with a bitch.

18, idle man, indifferent love.

19, it's cold, hold your hand tightly, don't let any man enter your heart, only me.

20. Why should the best man be called an extinct person? Even if he has no seeds, he is still a man.

2 1, if I am a woman in my next life! I will definitely marry a man like me!

22, a man, with cigarettes, with wine, there will be a story.

23, all say male color, in fact, female color is not good, but male color is obvious, female color is introverted.

24. Women are heartless. Why are men affectionate?

25. Women are tools to make human beings, while men are human beings who use tools.

26. A man, even if he is rebellious and free when he is young, will try to be a woman sooner or later.

27. Rich people have a loud voice, but wives with no money have a loud voice.

28. Every successful man has a fast broadcast on his computer.

29, the old woman is the man of this world, don't fall in love with a bitch.

30. It is difficult to be a man, a woman, a man and a good person. Might as well be a child.

3 1. Behind a successful man, there is always a woman who loves him.

Brother, it's the first time I've been so weak in front of you.

33. Brother, I will throw a brick first. If there is jade, just smash it.

34. Sometimes a fraternity becomes a fierce brother.

35. Friends are not casually called, and brothers are not casually said. So I have few brothers.

Don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp, Bajie.

37. I will sell sanitary napkins when men have their period.

38. Men, don't fuck for free in the name of falling in love.

39. My dad said: Go to sleep quickly! If it is very hot at night, wrap the quilt tightly.

40. A man's praise is like perfume. You can smell it, but you can't taste it

4 1, only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

42. I was pulled out before I could flirt.

Don't talk to Niu Ge, I'm going to throw bricks!

44. It is an absolute fact that money is attractive.

45, otaku is a very unstable state, as long as a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.

46. The person who can't find the lantern wants to ask you if the lantern is too dark.

47. I once believed you for a while, but I spent more time regretting it.

48. If you don't go to hell, I will go to hell, so you must go to hell.

49, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but it may be a Tang priest.

Give me a woman, and I can add another nation to my motherland.

Tell me about the 2020 domineering boy version.

1. If what you say is always just a joke, then this joke will always exist in my heart. 2. The vast land is broken by a sword, where is the prosperity? Leaning against the clouds hides loneliness, even if others laugh at me.

3. Get the three-foot sword of Qingfeng, get drunk and cut the sky, and fall into Changhong.

I want to go to the end of the world to be an unrestrained prodigal son, and I will drink all the words in an unknown pub.

Being born in the underworld is over, and what's wrong with dying in hell. Dead people are almost the same as dead people, so you should only wander in a foreign land.

6. Sweet in the mouth but hard in the heart. Stay and roll. From now on, bear it or be cruel or get out. One day, the power is in hand, killing all the dogs that failed me.

7. I can't tell you the vicissitudes of life, and you don't understand my bitter method.

8. People always want more, but forget what they already have.

9. Quiet tears are waiting for the loneliness of the night! Then you will appear.

10. There is no despair in life, only thinking impassability, life has no end, only seeing through.

1 1. Your heart never belongs to me, but my heart is full of you.

12. My tears hurt my eyes and my heart like ice in the North Pole.

13. I want to give you the whole world, but I forget that you don't need me.

14. "I want to marry you all home" I said in front of the ATM.

15. Can you leave this world? I want to leave for a while.

16. As long as you love someone, you will do everything for him/her, and you will regret it, right? ┐

17. It's just a hope, so why harm yourself?

18. My love never leaves me, but when two people fall in love, there is always helplessness.

19. What you can give me is not what I want, what I want is what you can never give.

20. Love is not a trivial matter, but an accumulation of trivial matters.

2 1. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, just pose and pretend!

22. Now students talk to teachers, just like blind people playing the piano. It's all nonsense. . .

23. If you like weirdos, I'm actually pretty.

24. You haven't even seen the world, how can you have a world view? -Han Han "See you later"

25. People who say the sunshine is warm must have never seen your smile.

26. He suddenly felt that monsters were good and Altman was bad. Otherwise, how could Altman stop the monster from destroying the town?

27. I'm sure I'm willing to wait for her all my life until I have no regrets.

28. I just hope we can be funny, love, live and live.

29. No matter how beautiful a woman is, it is just a landscape for men. No matter how handsome a man is, he is just a tool for women to show off!

30. Most people won't say I'm handsome, but usually just say I'm born domineering.

3 1. Loneliness is nausea.

32. What thick-skinned people often say is that I am good to you.

Do you want to tell everyone that you are empty, lonely and cold? ]

34. look at your teeth Are you and the dog the same ancestor?

35. Even my aunt, who has been with me all the time, will disappear without a trace when I am 40 years old.

Don't complain that there are many inequalities in this society. If you think you are working hard now, you are going uphill.

37. Always overestimate your position in other people's minds and laugh at yourself.

38. If you care, you will think; If you don't care, you won't even think about it.

39. Choosing a lover doesn't need too many criteria, just three points: don't lie to me, don't hurt me, and stay with me.

40. The phoenix tree is raining and dripping at dusk.

4 1. If you like weirdos, I'm still beautiful ~

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1. No one can say forever until the end of life.

The sleeping lion is still king after waking up.

I am not charming, but I treat people sincerely.

I will give you the whole world when I am strong.

5. Be a good girl, and let's curse all sides together.

6. No one can beat me unless I fall down first!

7. In ancient times, the story of Diusim was fascinating, but today, Sister Ning has no enemies.

8. When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let you go, you are a glass slag.

9. When my strength is exhausted, I will kill all the people who failed you in the world.

10, friends with boyfriends are the world, as long as I wear headphones, it is the world.

1 1. True friends will not be alienated even if they don't chat every day.

12, I don't have time to fall in love with you. I want to marry you. This is the best confession I have ever heard.

13, true feelings are not afraid of not contacting, and true friends are not afraid of being suspected.

14, not afraid of life setbacks, afraid of remembering wrinkles.

15, I won't frown easily who you love now.

16, don't believe what others say about your friend. If you believe it, what kind of friend are you!

17, you betrayed me and expect me to understand you. If you are a dog, don't expect me to treat you like a human being.

18, you can stop being my friend, but how long can you be my enemy?

19, don't blame the darkness of the city, winning or losing is the rule!

20. May you never let me down. If you betray me, I will give everything I have and destroy what you love.

2 1, if you can't get off the stage, don't hesitate to kick it.

22. I want to be a prostitute in your life all my life.

23. I am the sun, I don't need anyone's light!

24. Don't laugh at fat girls. Their weight loss will blind your eyes.

25. I don't fall in love because I'm waiting for a love that I can talk about for a lifetime.

26. I won't change because of you, and I will say goodbye again without hesitation.

27. No matter how good others are, they are others. -If you can't stand it, you are yourself.

28, the world is so dirty, who is qualified to say sadness!

29. If you plagiarize and talk about me behind my back, it can only show that my life is obviously much more wonderful than yours.

Sooner or later, someone will take your place in my heart. Don't worry, don't feel guilty and don't say you're sorry.

3 1, even if there is no beauty of the country, there must be pride in destroying the city and pulling out the village.

32, even if you are black and blue, you must live beautifully.

33. Being beautiful is nothing, but being beautiful is king.

Bullying one of us is bullying all of us.

35. Wear textured clothes and find a man with quality.

No matter how big your circle is, talk to me well.

It's not that I'm not used to you, but that I have no time to play with you.

38. If you were here, I would love you forever. If you are not here, I will give up my love.

It doesn't matter. This is the path I chose. I am willing to wander around.

40. I will shine when you wear a suit and tie.

4 1, if it is for that sister, I am willing to give up everything, because you are my sister, that's all!

42. I have an emotional cleanliness, and I don't want it to be the only one.

43. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Now Li, who is he afraid of?

44. I am most proud that my youth is EXO.

45. Don't envy other people's scenery, but dare to create a brilliant future by yourself.

46, a sister is bigger than the sky, we are farther than love!

47. In the game of life, God deals cards and we play cards ourselves.

48. I am not kind. Don't push your luck

49. Buy what you want, and don't expect others to give it.

50. Dare to love you for one day, and dare to love you for a lifetime.

Suitable for boys, talk about arrogance and indifference.

1, half smiling face, half tears, you only see my cross section.

I am a rogue in thought and a good man in life.

Although I look younger than him, I am really his father.

4. Men hate mistresses and like mistresses.

It's not that I want to be lonely, but that I am lonely and have a crush on my brother.

6. A man with natural curly hair can be so good.

7. What a man is most proud of is not how many women he has slept with, but that there is a woman who is willing to accompany him for a lifetime.

8. Don't talk to my brother, talk to others more.

9. Smoking is a habit of each of us.

10, my advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.

1 1, self-hypnosis is actually very good, try it if you don't believe me: I am a handsome boy, I am a handsome boy.

12, I'd rather be a passer-by in your play than your male number two.

13, the power of a man. It's not a question of how many enemies you can defeat. But let people who care about themselves. Can get happiness.

14, man, what I can't resist all the time is my new love.

15, any man is the same, and can't refuse the simple temptation of women.

16, there are plenty of fish in the sea, only my brother doesn't want to find it.

17, woman, woman, which one of you will understand what a man's heart is like.

18, I'm quitting smoking. I am a good citizen.

19, I'm not Lei Feng. Don't let Russia help you easily. Russia is not that great.

20. I am not your Bibab, and I will not be scolded by you.

2 1, I'm Altman, and I deserve it.

22. A real warrior dares to face his girlfriend who takes off makeup!

23. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

Although I can't save the world, I can endanger the whole life.

25, brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.

26. Men don't care unless Shenyang is not greedy.

27, the old woman is the man of this world, don't fall in love with a bitch.

28. I would rather believe in ghosts in the world than the fickle beauty of women.

29. The most shameful thing for a man is to trap his woman with lies.

30. No matter how hard and tired a man is, it doesn't matter. Don't mess with the woman who has been with you all your life.

3 1, a good man must be sexy.

32. The most touching charm of men comes from experience and vicissitudes, a little casual loneliness and haggard.

Maybe it's because I'm too young to know what a treasure is.

I know you know my heart, and we don't need to communicate with each other.

35. Believe it or not, 1 If I pat you on the wall, you can't dig it.

36. If you mess with me again, I'll beat you against the wall and you won't be able to dig it out.

37. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

38. This girl is really cool in clothes and looks really lost.

39. Don't tell me you are a bastard if you have a grass mud horse!

40. Men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.

4 1, you can't buy a house unless you settle your mother-in-law.

42. The poor monk knows that he is not good enough to heal through clothes. Teacher, I was rude.

43. The secret of a man's longevity: eat the food that his stomach can digest and marry the woman that he can support.

44. Going to school is like going whoring, which costs money and effort.

45, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

46. I will sell sanitary napkins when men have their period.

47. Men, don't fuck for free in the name of falling in love.

48. My dad said: Go to sleep quickly! If it is very hot at night, wrap the quilt tightly.

49. A man's praise is like perfume. You can smell it, but you can't taste it

50. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.