When the water is clear, there is no fish, and when people are mean, they are invincible.

Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to hear, and ghosts love to hear.

I don't scold you because I don't want to compliment you, okay?

I love you very much. From that day on, the world belongs to you completely. Love is buried in my diary and my world still belongs to you.

We are always lonely. Just need company. No need to fall in love.

I'm doomed by heaven, and heaven wants to destroy me.

I'm flat-chested and proud, and I'm proud of the national cloth.

I'm still full of ambition and love. There's no deadline. I still have to leave this night. No one can see me and kiss the air.

I want to find a way out for my soul. Maybe it's too far away, but I can only go.

I also believe that love can overcome all difficulties; However, after all difficulties, there are all difficulties. This is what I believe more.

if love is mixed with calculations that have nothing to do with itself, it is not true love.

thank you for being rude, and let me learn to give up. When tears flow down, I know that separation is another kind of understanding. Quarrel with the person you love, and tell the truth to strangers. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

or you can all listen to me. Or I can listen to you all. This is the only principle for two people to get along.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

fool, the whole world knows who I'm doing this for, and only you keep asking me why I'm doing this. Why? Oh. Just because this can be loved by you!

Who picked up my glass shoes and looked for the lost ones?

Brushing your teeth is a sad and joyful thing, because holding a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other

is playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically. Funny classic quotations

When you hear a name and think of something, the city is quiet and makes people tremble.

Tongue lives longer than teeth, and software lives longer than hardware.

It's easy to hide in the open, but it's hard to prevent in the dark.

When the bird is big, there are hooligans in all Woods.

I'm afraid hooligans are literate.

The longer I have contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Marriage is like a maze, and those who build it have already lost their way first.

it's not difficult to drive. I'm afraid there are new people.

Why pretend to be alcohol when they are all water? Why pretend to be sheep when they are all perverts!

Spring can't be caged in the garden, so I lure an almond out of the wall.

I'm not afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs.

Please respect yourself, guest. My daughter only sells herself and doesn't perform.

There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

Don't wait for everyone to call you ugly before I find myself really ugly! It's easy to drive, but I'm afraid there are newcomers.

Please respect yourself, and my daughter only sells herself and doesn't show off.

Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that they have culture.

It's easy to hide, but it's hard to guard against the wind.

It's more suitable for soaring. I'm not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

I'd rather be arrogant and moldy than go.

Give me an oil well, and I'll create an orgasm for the earth!

it's not difficult to drive. I'm afraid there's someone new.

Brother, I'll throw a brick first, and if there's jade, just throw it at me.

A fat man actually claims that he's not a clown.

fools are waiting for death, while wise men are waiting for money.

it's beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police if I look close.

an intelligence test is to see how stupid you really are.

the most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

I am not afraid of opponents like gods, but I am afraid of teammates like pigs.

don't wait until everyone says you're ugly to find out that you're really ugly.

Give me an oil well, and I'll create an orgasm for the earth!

Red beans don't grow in the south China, but grow on my face. I really miss you.

You can make a splash or fall out of favor.

During the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers, and don't look for acquaintances.

make a mistake, or forget about it. Anyway, it's okay.

the sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones

I'm so busy that I don't know what to do.

if you don't have health insurance and life insurance, don't be brave after dark.

The longer I have contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Marriage is like a maze, and those who build it have already lost their way first.

The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

Bitches will always be bitches, even if the economy is in crisis, you can't afford it!

if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; People make me again, and I will give you a shot; People still attack me, uproot the grass

People's life is like taking a shit, sometimes you have worked hard, but all you can get out is a fart.

Life is like a trip, and you may turn over somewhere. Classic funny quotations with super personality-it's not difficult to drive, I'm afraid there will be a new person

The person in the dream will go to him when he wakes up

It's not loneliness, it's spring; My name is not loneliness

, but it's easy to mix in ancient times. If I cut it off, I can be a civil servant.

I'm not the Mona Lisa, and I won't smile at everyone.

If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; People make me again, and I will give you a shot; People still attack me, cut the grass and get rid of the roots

The headwind direction is more suitable for soaring. I'm not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself

People's life is like taking a shit, and sometimes you've worked hard, but all you can come out is a fart

Don't talk to me about feelings, talking about feelings hurting money

Don't say that others are mentally ill.

When the birds are big, there are all kinds of Woods

Rogues are not to be afraid of, but they are afraid of being educated

Grandfathers come from their grandchildren.

Some people look much better when they make masks.

I want to grow old with you accidentally.

I've never been willing to tell you. I always had a feeling in my heart that we can't live without each other in this life.

I'm even more afraid of seeing such a bottomless mourning sacrifice under his eyes.

When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood; when I grew up, smiling was an expression.

If you want to be distinguished before others, you must suffer after others.

The longer I have contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Marriage is like a maze, and the people who build it get lost first.

It's not difficult to drive, I'm afraid there are new people

I didn't mean to be different, so how can I have outstanding taste?

A tough life needs no explanation.

Loneliness is a physical feeling and loneliness is a mental state.

I am not a customer service staff, so you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

After listening to your words, the only way to achieve happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

It's easy to hide in the open, but it's hard to prevent in the dark.

Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't even pick it off.

According to the pig's aesthetic view, I'm basically a handsome guy.

Don't tell me that you love me. I feel sick after listening to this sentence.

Even if there is no distance, love is a long-distance race. The connotation of nothing is difficult in the world. Nothing is difficult in the world as long as you are willing to climb

1. Will you give up if it is a long way? Will you retreat if it is full of thorns? Will you lock your heart if you love rotten people? That girl, are you a waste? 2. After many years, you will definitely thank you for your hard work now.

3. Is it qualified to talk to elder sister about loving you?

4. The happiest thing is to share with you every day the bits and pieces of ordinary life.

5. Sometimes, after two people are separated, they realize how much they want to be together ##

6. If a woman is willing to give her all, she will definitely go further than a man -br. Grandpa

7. Dare to say that she loves me-dare to say that she only loves me-dare to say that she only loves me forever-

8. Time can dilute everything.

9. In this materialistic and impetuous era, no one will care what you think, and no one will pay attention to what you do. Before you make an achievement, you should endure the loneliness of torturing your soul, correct the cynical inclination and resist the temptation of cold arrows that often strike.

1. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

11. You can't expect everyone to understand you, which will make you look like a bargain.

12. All victories are insignificant compared with the victories of conquering ourselves.

13. Strength is everything, and it is also the only way to stop the doubters.

14. Valentine's Day ... Send flowers, diamond rings, clothes, hugs ... Dear friends are all out ~ Just say goodbye and be single and happy ~

15. Going upstream, I try my best to risk the beach. Sometimes demons come in and out, cloaks are frosted, thorns are cut, and summer flowers are different in June.

16. I'm working so hard now for my son to slap someone in the face at school in the future and ask for 1 thousand yuan. I can take out 2 thousand yuan and call another one.

17. There are two ways to grow up, one is to understand, the other is to forget and have no worries in my heart.

18. Some people act as if they don't care about you, but in fact they care about you more than those who seem to care about you.

19. Vomiting: I'm always too involved in my feelings, and I'm always the one who gets hurt the most at the end.

2. Teachers who taught me, I'm sorry, I forgot everything you taught me-

21. Learn to think, have a clear mind, understand your own smallness, and avoid narcissism. Don't be strong in everything, because it's not as strong as you think!

22. The sadness at this moment is not for life, for something, for a place, or for someone. It's just a mood run-off, a kind of relief for the soul!

23. Actually, faces are used to throw away, otherwise, more and more faces will become cheeky. . .

24. What makes us suffer psychologically is not the thing itself, but our thoughts about it and the stories fabricated around it.

25. Venus is beautiful in the eyes of optimists, disabled in the eyes of pessimists and beautiful and disabled in the eyes of realists.

26. Just move forward boldly. Life has no chance to start over and continue without pause. In this world, there are many things that are not as good or as bad as you think. Learn to look forward and give yourself a firm; Learn to look back and brush away impetuousness. Keep your head up in the storm; In the glory, lower your heart.

27. I believe that as long as I work hard, I will not be worse than anyone else.

28. Good friends are like stars. You may not always see them, but you know they will always be there. _ _ _ _ Give them to my good friends around me.

29. If I give up, I will suffer. If I continue, I will bear more unknown pains.

3. A good man just doesn't play cool with his wife, doesn't make her jealous, must give in when quarreling, and must hold on to being beaten.

31. "Fish fish truth" liars should also consider telling lies.

32. Time has stolen a lot of people around us, and it is the most true to save it for the last.

33. Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose to time?

34. Half the sky, if you want to go shopping today, just don't go shopping crazily. 2, grasp the revolution, engage in production, you have the final say in our affairs! Dear, Happy Women's Day! 3. You are a real jerk. What should I do if I use a mobile phone as a bomb and blow up the girls around me?

35, true friends are not afraid of not contacting

36, if you regard things around you as demons, then you live in hell, if you regard things around you as angels, then you live in heaven.

37, the so-called impetuous, that is, something floating in the original calm heart, restless. This floating thing is nothing more than fame and fortune, lust for power and profit. Like a fishbone in the throat, it doesn't spit fast, like the original unobstructed trachea, which gets stuck with a foreign body, causing continuous asthma, cough or sneezing.

38. Dad, I love you forever and ever. Don't hurt him.

39. No matter what you have to face today, since you have reached this point, stick to it; Give yourself some affirmation, you are stronger than you think. .

4. No matter what you face today, since you have reached this point, stick to it; Give yourself some affirmation, you are stronger than you think. (5 minutes

41. I don't know how much money my teacher cheated me in three years

42. How do you care about me now?

43. Never forget that you have a childlike heart, keep it childlike, and keep the teenagers sincere and as interesting as possible. Use literature and art, childlike innocence, sincerity and fun to fight against all the boredom in the impetuous world, and always pursue small beauty with unreachable dreams.

44. I don't want to be an episode in your life, just want to be the perfect ending in your life.

45. How many brain-dead people are in the world depends on how you manage them.

46. Life is sometimes frustrating, but you can try your best to make yourself happy.

47. Only those low-level people who are jealous and envious of you have time to do these little tricks that are hard to slander you and talk about you.

48. Strength is for outsiders, and weakness is for lovers.

49. From now on, sort out all the things that should be dealt with, and refuse the things that should be refused. Don't let your embarrassment hurt you. You should cherish everyone you meet in your life. The rain at the age of sixteen will not appear at the age of twenty-six. You're not confused, you're only at best