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Qq personalized signature is funny and funny.
1. You have a great personality. "You are not tall, and your personality is still so bad."

2. For people who don't like me. I can only say that you should wear glasses.

When you are in Tomb-Sweeping Day, you should go back to school to sweep the grave, because your youth is buried there.

4. Many things don't need to be wrangling, seemingly obedient, and secretly resisting.

I will die of heat in Henan ... my soul will be with you. ...

6. You are the wind, I am the sand, lingering into a sandstorm.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

8. People hold hands and I hold the dog to see who is unhappy with a bite.

9. It is not economical to have two feet in the same boat.

10. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

1 1. Five steps of brushing teeth: squeeze toothpaste-pour a glass of water-brush your teeth carefully-rinse your mouth-swallow it-delicious.

12. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

13. Losing weight is generally called by fat people and done by thin people.

14. That year, 2B was just a pencil.

15. Those who poured cold water on me, I will definitely boil it back to you. ...

16. Those who laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first.

17. Sleeping in class is to recharge your batteries, and partying after class is to set off the atmosphere.

18. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, and pee it out, so that loneliness can be scattered all over the place.

19. As the saying goes, don't brag, be careful of being struck by lightning. If lightning never dies, there will be old Chinese medicine practitioners.

20. I finally know why I have so much white hair, which is caused by excessive use of my brain when I get up.

2 1. Thank you to all those who have accompanied me to the present, especially those who intend to accompany me to go on.

22. Ten thousand is the same as one million, because I don't have it!

23. Sleep is nothing, don't wake up if you have the ability.

24. When I die, I will definitely smash Meng Po's stall and switch to selling Youlemei.

25. The price of the tomb has risen so fast that I can't afford to die.