Love is like a grave. When you know it is dead, it will pile up bit by bit.

Commitment is still no match for time, and love comes to an end in a blink of an eye.

Don't promise me easily, which you can never afford.

We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who are afraid to cry.

In fact, it is quite simple to forget someone: don't meet, don't be mean.

Lost in the lonely streets, unable to find the original direction.

My Weibo, there are many idiots in it. Maybe you are just one of them.

When the weather is fine, basking in the sun and chewing sugar cane is a very warm scene.

Boss, give me a hot and sour potato, not potatoes.

You look very creative and have a lot of courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

Stretch and bask in the sun. Life is too short to be sexy.

In fact, I have been paying attention to you, but you can't see me.

Your singing not only made me insomnia, but also almost made me incontinent.

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

The tree wants to be quiet, but the wind will not stop. I want to lose, but you can't

The darkest place in the world is one's heart. …

If you want, this road is Qian Qian. If you don't want to, there are 1000 reasons.

You give me memories, and I will remember them for you.

It is also a pleasure to squat in the toilet if you eat too much Chili. .

Don't think that taking a leaf is IP Man.

People are looking for him for thousands of times, and you can take two steps without illness.

Thousands of people suffer, and the pain is different. Go your own way, don't be cool, make me angry, that's right. . .

Really bad people are not terrible, and fake good people are really terrible.

Life is like "breathing". "Breathe" is for breathing, and "suck" is for breathing.

Marriage is to put cotton-padded clothes on freedom. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

Success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well.

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's robe.

Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

A small white QQ personality signature was changed at 2 am: Sleep in the wrong position, then sleep.

How can it be more nonsense than the advertisement of Hunan Satellite TV?

The world is so dirty, who is qualified to talk about sadness?

Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all the people I call are pigs.

Now, the only thing that can't be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.