a selection of classic quotations from funny hooligans
1) Love is made!
2) The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. Love yourself, no rival in love.
3) if I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?
4) People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.
5) I swallowed an aphrodisiac, and the world immediately became sexy.
6) Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.
7) Effect of contraception: If it is not successful, it will become an adult.
8) Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep!
9) My life creed is: live like a grandson for decades, till I become a grandfather and then die.
1) I left with my eyebrows drooping, just as I made faces.
The latest version of the classic quotations of funny hooligans
1) When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary from now on, and there is no independence day.
2) God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.
3) buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk before eating when all the wine and meat are ready.
4) My buddy's greatest wish is: beautiful women don't wear clothes!
5) I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in Jianghu.
6) I saw a car on the road, and there were six words on the back of the car: fly there in a hurry.
7) You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will be hot. Don't piss me off, or I'll melt you.
8) A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability can take him away.
9) Only the fakes are real, and everything else is fake!
1) I will give you the same look as you are, and it's wishful thinking for me to please you artificially.
11) If you blink, I will die; if you blink again, I will come back to life; if you keep blinking, I will die!
12) You're so shameless and heartless, so your weight should be very light, right?
13) I'm sorry to make you laugh.
14) Look into my eyes, you will see perseverance and sincerity besides excrement.
15) There is a black forest on the right of the left leg and the left of the right leg! My understanding of Bai Zhi has finally reached the level of Nicholas Tse!
16) I have never been reduced to an excellent college student, relying on my strong quality!
17) Don't think I'm unattainable just because I'm handsome. In fact, I'm a sea of rivers.
18) Growing old together is not just a matter of dyeing one hair and knocking out a few teeth.
19) As long as you are thin, you are versatile; as long as you are fat, you are useless.
2) Can't stand such a business? The sign says: Demolition, give money and sell! I threw her a piece of down jacket, but she wouldn't sell it. It's too cheating on consumers!
the popular version of the classic quotations of funny hooligans
1) If you want to hang out in the Jianghu, you'd better be single!
2) Although the famous flower is taken, I'll loosen the soil.
3) If cutting off my hair means cutting off my memories, can I lose my memory if I cut my head?
4) The similarities between wives and computers: We can't understand the communication language between computers at all.
5) Life is like a millstone that never stops turning, crushing hope a little.
6) I don't like sleeping with one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.
7) It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.
8) Elder sister is elder sister and has never been surpassed.
9) since ancient times, no one has died, so you don't need paper to shit!
1) If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will have a quarrel with the police, while the woman will advise him; If a woman is fined for illegal parking, she will have a quarrel with the man around her, and the police will advise her.
11) when I see a beautiful woman, I first feel in my pocket to see if I have any money!
12) A tough life needs no explanation.
13) You can't take care of yourself when you miss, you can't take care of yourself when you suffer, you can't take care of yourself when you get the result, and you can't give yourself happiness.
14) Hair is gone, and dandruff is more outstanding!
15) If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If people attack me, give in three points. If people attack me again, cut the grass and get rid of the roots.
16) No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, his relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, her relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.
17) January is a rare month when people no longer care about the boat tickets, because they can't even buy tickets to go home.
18) With two dollars and five million!
19) if you don't let go of your fart, you will suffocate your heart. Don't push hard, exercise.
2) once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find that the world will suddenly open up.
21) The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.
22) What makes me proud and proud is that up to now, the earth is still trampled by me.
23) Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!
24) Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.
25) Men pretend to understand when they don't understand, but women are just the opposite.
26) When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden the horizon; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to the empty building.
27) There are no fat people in the world, and there are more thin people, so there are fat people!
28) If I hadn't beaten you, I would have turned against you.
29) I am a small stream, always flowing forward, small stream, small stream, never stopping.
3) It is difficult for a rich man to have no money.
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