Give me a beautiful photo of you and go home to ward off evil spirits.
Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point.
4, don't fight-don't fight-life is in vain, not bitter-not tired-life is tasteless.
5, feelings are often not because of sweetness, but because of pain, unforgettable.
6. Be a lovely person even if no one loves you.
7. Teacher: We should swim in the sea of books. Xiao Ming: OK! Rowing or swimming?
8. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
9. I treat you like a human being, but you bark like a dog?
10, every time someone says I don't like you, I will say I don't like you for a long time.
1 1. When there is no holiday, we can only hope for power failure.
12, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
13, you said that you, without a diploma, still learn from others' ugliness and baldness!
14, don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.
15, love is like playing mahjong. If you are not serious, it will be boring. If you are too serious, it will easily hurt your mind.
16, the doctor gave me a regret medicine and a glass of forgetful water.
17 actually, I'm trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.
18, who has not died since ancient times, it is different to die early and die late!
19, in fact, you can make your own salt. After cooking, if there is no salt, just cry in the pot.
20. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.
2 1. Before the exam, I thought I knew everything. After the exam, I found that I didn't know anything.
Although we can't control our love, we can destroy the love of others.
23, give you some sunshine, you say brilliant. Give you some moonlight, you say romantic.
24. On the stupid road, I always mistake the accelerator for a brake, and I accidentally rushed ahead.
25. Children with obsessive-compulsive disorder like to delete all the wrong papers when entering passwords. Really!
26. As long as you haven't tasted Meng Po Tang, you still belong to me.
27. I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.
28. Some people don't think about it in the morning and don't want to sleep at night!
29. If you don't fall in love in loneliness, you will fall in love in loneliness.
Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you.
3 1. Take off your clothes and I'm an animal. Put on your clothes and I'm the devil.
Love someone in the name of friendship.
33. You said I was your life. Did you die when I left ... Why not die!
34. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.
35. I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
36. The highest level of self-help in eating is actually: carry it in and carry it out.
37. How dare you say that you are pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.
38. How many people have been sent away by the phrase "We are not suitable"?
39. Since I got mental derangement, the whole person has been much more energetic.
40. Life has no rhythm, and now it's even worse.
4 1, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.
42. When others look back, that person is already at the grating. I looked back to see where the man was.
43. The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.
44, life is: endless dog blood, endless dad. ...
45. The furthest distance in the world is that the computer can't play in front of you.
46. Growth is not a simple growth, but a complex superposition.
47. Being single is not difficult. The hard part is dealing with people who try their best to make you end your single life.
48. What I fear most is betrayal after I have used my heart.
49. When I saw you, I suddenly understood what Picasso was like.
50, others laugh at me for being too slutty *, and I laugh at others for not being open.
5 1, please don't blindly listen to experts' analysis, experts are specially deceiving everyone.
52, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.
You should learn to be brave by yourself, and no one will be afraid of you.
How happy children will be if homework can be copied and pasted.
55. Constantly thinking about it is easy to disappoint and unconsciously unfamiliar.
56. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.
57. Blame yourself for being naive. If people or dogs can't see clearly, you will continue to go crazy.
58. You can't hide your mood and change your character.
59. I don't need you and you don't need me. This is a misunderstanding.
60. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.
6 1, I found that my biggest shortcoming is that I have no money. Do you feel the same way?
62. The sentence "I'm hungry" tells how many people feel now.
63. I shook my head after breaking up and my wig was thrown out.
64. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.
65. I am not trapped in my heart, nor am I lost in my feelings. Hello, I'm fine. If you are not good, I will be better.
If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
67. Leave my world with your meanness, and I will fulfill your shameless happiness.
There is no shame in having only one man in life.
I am not the only woman in the world, but there is only one woman like me.
70. God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all