Coulee stared at the frozen lake. She was wide awake. She just invited Sassoon to give a lecture in Shanghai and cut her bangs. Her eyes are precise and very clear. Of course, the story behind it is that she threatened kitty and me to pretend to be a naive girl when we interviewed the stylist named Jason with M.E., and then pushed her to Jason to be a model. Otherwise, even Miss Coulee can't make an appointment with Jason for a haircut. Especially when she learned that Jason had just taken two huge boxes (there were about 150 shiny scissors in them, which looked like a perverted serial killer with cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive disorder) to Gong Ming's house to help him design a new hairstyle, she was furious, grabbed Katie and me by the neckline and said to us with the fierce eyes peculiar to female spies, "If you can't sneak me into the interview site, let him cut my hair." (……)
The next day, when Coulee swaggered to M.E. and Gong Ming to check the company's budget for the next quarter, she walked into the company lobby and went to Gong Ming's desk. During the whole process, she acted as if she was walking under the capture of high-speed cameras and dazzling lights-with a soft red carpet under her feet. The way she looks forward to life is completely like walking on the red carpet to fully show herself. In the end, she will smile and take out a price tag from Hermes bag and stick it on her forehead.
When Coulee stood in front of Gong Ming, Gong Ming looked up, swept her face twice and said simply, "The new look is good." At that time, Gu Li's vanity exploded to the climax. She touched the valuable bangs on her forehead again and pretended to say "I had a haircut" casually. Then, she
However, our dear Miss Gu has forgotten that no matter how arrogant she is, she is just a little white snake crawling in front of the suffering of France, calling "Don't catch me". Gong Ming's next sentence froze her in place, feeling as if her head was covered with a golden bowl of Fahai.
Palace Ming faintly raised his head, with his cold face like Zhang Wannian's unchanging white paper, and seriously thought about it. Say, "Who's Jason? ……"
Coulee: "..."
In winter, when we stood in front of our house and stared at the disgusting artificial pond in front of Machamp for three minutes, a beautiful boy named Neil broke the silence.
"God," Neil's eyes were red, and his eyes wandered slowly and aimlessly in the surrounding air. I hate Beijing!
"Call LanJue help me book the earliest ticket back to Shanghai. I can't stand staying in Beijing. I have always wanted to know how Beijing people live. For God's sake, they have something called autumn trousers ... "Gu thought he was sober, took out a bottle of moisturizing spray from his bag and sprayed it twice on his face to resist the dry and cold winter wind. As a result, after three seconds, she found that it was a very unwise move and could only show it a little.
I stood in the cold wind and rubbed my temples. I told them sadly, "hey, hey, you lunatics, wake up." This is Shanghai, not our home. "
Coulee sneered and her red eyes swept at me. She used her face that looked like a hangover from the toilet for three minutes, and said to me with her usual bitter expression, "Don't be ridiculous, how can a courier from our family enter this community?"
I looked down at the orchid that was cocked up in Guri and saw that Tang was wrapped like a zongzi, panting and trotting away from us. (……)
With that, she and Neil walked hand in hand to the gate. As we walked, I could still hear their conversation: "Lily, we can have breakfast first. I know a place in Beijing that is super cool, where the soybean milk is 97 yuan a cup! " "That place is great! Neil, now you can ask Lanjue to book a plane ticket for us, so that we can fly back to Shanghai directly after dinner! " "Let Blue Knight book first class!" Economy class is killing me It feels like traveling by train! ""Oh, honey, don't be ridiculous. You haven't been on a train since you were born. ""No, but I watch movies! "
I looked at the back of the two of them (neurotic) wrapped in Burberry lovers' windbreaker, and deeply felt that if they were not related by blood, they were a couple made in heaven (bitches). They should be able to run for president of the United States directly after having a son. None of the three Obamas are rivals, but it has to be admitted that Coulee's exquisite standard face (even if he is drunk now) and Neil are naturally distributed. In particular, the two super-high-rise buildings, Henglong Phase I and Henglong Phase II, stand tall in the distance and look like fashion advertisements.
The next second, panting Tang stood in front of me, pointing to his ru room, and said shyly while panting, "Lin Xiao, listen to my heartbeat, it feels like Rihanna's electronic dance music ..." I looked at her weird face and suddenly woke up from a dreamy fashion advertisement.
Tang gave me a happy wink and said, "Lin Xiao, they all say that running can consume a lot of calories, but running in winter can consume more calories." what do you think? Do you think I have lost weight? " She raised her arm and held the back of her head in a provocative posture, but I felt deja vu, as if those women who treat body odor in TV commercials always do.
I was about to answer her when the back door opened. Drunk Nanxiang rushed out, and her fluffy and curly long hair had a delicate beauty that moved men's hearts. She looked up, looked at me and Tang with muddy and scattered eyes, looked at the frozen artificial lake, left a sentence "I hate Harbin" and went after Neil who had breakfast. (……)
I looked at the slender and graceful figure of South Hunan, and then at Yamato ... the big Tang Wan in front of me. I sighed lightly. I refrained from telling her that "it is estimated that your body will be heavier than pregnant southern Hunan before you are pushed out of the incinerator in the cremation box on the day you die". I don't want to say this, because it looks too like Coulee.
When I found Guli, Neil and Nanxiang having afternoon tea in the real estate restaurant opposite Henglong, I didn't wake up much myself. Last night's white wine seemed to fill my whole stomach. When I opened my mouth and looked in the mirror in the morning, I vaguely saw the white wine overflowing all the way to my throat, and the horizontal line was about to break through my tonsils.
Hardly had I sat down for a few seconds when Gu magically took out a bottle of champagne from his bag. Neil and Nan Xiang made a sound at the same time. Their hands were in the air "yeah" and I sighed at my throat. . . . . . "
The powerful Coulee called the waiter, waved lightly to him and said, "Bring four cups."
The waiter said awkwardly to Coulee, "Can't we bring drinks here?"
Coulee brushed his hair, his eyes were cloudy, and he said to the waiter with a serious expression, "Dear, what are you talking about? Stop fooling around and get it. " She paused and added, "Remember this is a champagne glass. Don't think about it. "
Nan Xiang and Neil looked at the waiter with the same expression as drunkards, while I picked up a newspaper to cover my face in front of the three of them.
Three minutes later, the three of them started to clink glasses and drink with champagne glasses. ()
I sat in the seat opposite them, looking at the three people with unusually beautiful faces in front of me, laughing and laughing softly, occasionally satirizing others, with a slightly drunk red face, as if emitting a fatal attraction like an American drama describing the upper class.
And I, a little assistant of Zara, sitting opposite them, have a stable life and have nothing to worry about. Apart from losing a boyfriend who talked for many years and dying a new boyfriend who just started dating, my life is really good and there is nothing to worry about.
I can recover quickly, which is also due to Guli. When I have been immersed in sadness for a month, in the first few days, she and Nanxiang took care of me very gently and accompanied me in mourning for the Spring and Autumn Period. However, a leopard cannot change his spots, and in a few days, Coulee can't stand my virtue any more. For her, it is more unforgivable to be immersed in this unconstructive sadness forever than to buy the wrong stock or fail in investment and financial management. Everyone knows that she can rightfully shout "Why don't you die, Gone with the Wind" to the young literary men who are reciting the poem "My sadness is like eternal leaves in this autumn" on the stage, and you can imagine what she will do to me. I think I will never forget the comfort she gave me. She took my hand and sat down on the sofa, gently and tenderly humiliating me: "Lin Xiao, seriously, isn't the new boyfriend dead?" Is it necessary to make yourself look like you have rectal cancer every day? Your face, people who don't know, will think that you are accused of owing too much on your credit card. Really, what's so serious about this? You didn't give your virginity to him, and you didn't conceive his child. He died when he died. He's just one person. You make yourself look like a drinking girl who hasn't answered business for three months. Why? "She paused, looked at me seriously and asked," by the way, you are not pregnant with his child? "
"Of course not." I said weakly.
"That will do." Gu turned supercilious look, relieved, and continued, "man, just find another one. Just like you always like to go to the university library, you just wander around the area of romance novels, and when you see a man who looks ok, you put your legs on it. More in line with your requirements, youthful, knowledgeable and literary? However, most men who wander in the romance novels area also have a boyfriend who also loves reading romance novels. You should be careful. . . . . . "
I looked at her face and just put on an essence with mesodermal cell regeneration and firming effect, and my heart was poked from time to time. I rubbed my dizzy temples and thought, I can't expect Coulee to comfort you in my life. Her comfort is like Voldemort telling ghost stories, which is really fucking torture. I would rather go to Super Girl's concert or Tang's opera than sit down and talk to her about these soul topics.
There is also a donation from Gong Ming. On the first day after the new year, I was called to his office, originally immersed in grief. Then I looked at the still handsome and evil face and said to me calmly, smoothly and without expression, "You make thirteen copies of the information of the meeting held by 10, and then go to Tod's to get back the shoes of the twelve male models, and by the way, go around to the gallery on the third floor of the Bund to get my photo. Then you and Katie will decide the location of the press conference next week. They ask for 30 thousand, you can talk about 1 10 thousand. In what way? Oh, that's your problem ... I need to get my dry cleaning back today and book a health check for my dog. Oh, no, not the last doctor. I haven't seen him since the last time he cut my dog's nails and blood. Also, I have to make an appointment to disinfect my carpet thoroughly, and the central air conditioner has to do a pipeline dust removal ... "
After talking for three minutes in one breath, he raised his face with long eyelashes and finally added, "That's it. You go out first, and there are other things, and Katie will tell you. "
I went back to my seat and kicked my leg. Before Deng, I quickly changed the signature file of MSN to "Is there anyone more unlucky than me ..."
Three seconds later, Kitty tapped me on MSN:
"Lin Xiao, I can't go back to Shanghai until the afternoon. I am now in a village in Guangdong. "
"I don't know where Gong Ming bought a particularly abnormal notebook the day before yesterday. He was possessed when he touched the paper, and he asked me to ask the manufacturer of this paper anyway. "
"I am groping all the way now, and I can see a simple factory building standing in a field full of weeds in the distance, which is estimated to be papermaking."
"If I die, it is killed by the stench in this sewer. I'm telling you, this dirty water can make you spit your small intestine out of your throat. "
A minute later, I changed the signature file to "People should be content".
So, I gradually recovered from such grief. However, when I work overtime in the company in the dead of night, I still feel a faint sadness when I see that the task of urging sogou's manuscript every month on the work memo is marked red. This indifference turned into a silent tear in my eyes. I just need to gently raise my hand to wipe it off, and the warm heating can dry the traces left on my face in a few seconds. Sogou's contacts on MSN are always black and white. He wears a vest on his head and shows strong muscle lines on his shoulders. He will never log in with a plop again.
By the time I came to my senses, the three monsters opposite had already drunk a bottle of champagne. After drinking, their chatterboxes were obviously opened and they had a good chat. Their conversation is very simple. One person said, "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe." The other party replied, "Ha ha ha ha ha." The third person went on to say, "Hey, hey, hey, hey."
I think the addresses printed on their three business cards should all be the same: No.2000, Huqingping Highway, Shanghai (Shanghai Civil Affairs First Mental Hospital).
At this moment, Coulee's cell phone rang. She picked it up and looked at the screen. She frowned and said painfully, "I'm going to throw up ..."
Nan Xiang leaned down and looked at her screen and said, "Why did Tang Wanru call you?"
Coulee picked it up and put his hand on his chest. It looked as if he was going to throw up. He said into the phone, "If so, you'd better have something serious to find me. If you dare to ask me out shopping or want to chat with me, I will kill you. "
At this moment, Tang heard a high-pitched voice from the other end of the phone. I can't hear what he said clearly. I knew it. After listening to a few words, Gu began to laugh wildly. After laughing for a while, she hung up the phone directly. (……)
She hung up the phone, threw the Vertu mobile phone she just bought on the table, fell on Neil's shoulder, and smiled and said to me, "Don must have found the wine I hid at home and drank it. Now she's crazy. Ha ha ha. " She touched her bangs again and then said, "She must be very drunk. She told me on the phone that my brother was sitting on the sofa at home waiting for me and told me to hurry back. You said you were sick. Isn't my brother sitting next to me? "
Neil giggled after being next to her. God is unfair, even if he giggles, his half-blood face with English temperament is still full of charming light.
This giggle continued, and when the dessert was served, the three of them giggled; When Neil's Prada wallet suddenly fell into the soup, the three of them giggled; The three of them giggled when they saw the Shanghai third-rate artist wearing sunglasses push the door in. When they paid the bill and walked home, the three of them giggled; I think they will keep laughing like this until the alcohol evaporates. Of course, we all love this kind of scenery. Watching three handsome men and beautiful women walk through Nanjing West Road in fashion, it is better to watch two unkempt yellow-faced women stroll around Xinzhuang vegetable market to find cheaper pickled hairtail.
If you look at them one more time, you will feel that life is wonderful, and the financial crisis that swept the world seems to be nonexistent.
This "ha ha ha ha" finally stopped when Gu opened the door and went home.
We saw Don sitting on the sofa with his hands between his legs, posing in a very delicate and shy posture. She looked at Gu Li who had just walked in and said, "Gu Li, your brother is really ... in fact ... so beautiful!" "
Gu Li looked at the empty room, looked at Tang Xiangru, turned to put down her big bag and said, "To tell the truth, how many bottles did you steal?"
But this time, Gu Zhun, who has been lying back to back on the sofa, stood up slowly and gracefully. He looked at Coulee from top to bottom with a touching look mixed with evil and unruly, then raised his hand and waved, grinned and said, "Hi, sister. I am Gu Zhun, your brother. "
From the moment I saw Gu Zhun, I had no doubt that he was Gu's own brother. His face, as if printed in the same mold as Guli, has a delicate outline and shining eyes. Except for heavy eyebrows, straight nose, green beard and prominent Adam's apple, it is more obvious symbol of male hormones, just like a male Guli wearing PRADA. He was wrapped in a finely tailored black cashmere coat, and his body was shrouded in a mysterious and indifferent temperament, which did not match his smile. He looked at people's smiles as if he were spraying air conditioning on you. I remembered Takeshi Kaneshiro's The Precision of Death some time ago. He looks like the handsome young Death played by Takeshi Kaneshiro.
Neil looked at Gu Zhun in front of him and whispered in my ear, "He is really good-looking."
I glared at him contemptuously and whispered back to him: "Snow White, he is Guli's younger brother, that is, your brother! You are close relatives! "
Neil thought for a moment and said, "It sounds hotter!" "
I'm going to vomit, "you slut!"
Obviously, Gu Zhun doesn't intend to stay long. I even think he just wants to say "hi" and then gently walks over and tells Coulee: Oh, you have a younger brother. Then he turned and walked away. Like a high-ranking ninja killer, he approached you slowly and gracefully, stabbed you quietly, and you didn't even see how he did it. Then he left a mysterious fragrance and the smoke dissipated. Stay where you are, covering your wound and bleeding.
Our dear Guli, after his father was killed by a steel pipe inserted into his skull, was once again dropped a bomb in his life, or he was quietly stuffed with a Grenade and the ring buckle in his hand was pulled open. When Coulee tried his best not to hold his breath, he was ready to close his eyes and meet a bloody explosion.
Gu Zhun closed the door and left, leaving a grave silence in the living room.
About two minutes later, Coulee recovered from the panic. No matter how frightened she is, she can always return to the perfect system program at any time like a computer with the strongest anti-virus software and backup. She sat down on the sofa, looked at the four of us from ear to ear in shock and said, "Say what you want."
The four of us looked at each other and said with one voice, "Gu Zhun is so handsome!"
Coulee looked at us with a twisted expression, as if looking at four insane people.
Later, we expected that his life would change dramatically, but in fact, Gu Zhun never appeared again. We are also impressed by the upcoming Shanghai University Art Exhibition. When I described Gu Li on the phone, she said to me gently, "Lin Xiao, at least you are learning Chinese. You always make me feel that your career is a ji woman lying on her back. Really? " )
This top-level art tour in Shanghai covers all kinds of arts, including performance, fashion design, fine arts, film and television, music and so on. This is an opportunity for these Shanghai art students to dream of showing themselves. Numerous art companies, advertising companies, galleries, film and television production companies, etc. , are ready to find their own object in this trip. Therefore, Nanxiang is no exception and began to get busy.
However, Guli and I are very busy because of Gong Ming.
As the official designated print media for this event, M.E is responsible for several reliefs, such as a fashion design exhibition after the opening ceremony.
The headache of this thing is that it was a pleasure to undertake the fashion show of internationally renowned designers before. What we have to consider is how to use the simplest and most atmospheric lighting and stage effects, without any extra lighting, to affect as little as possible those gorgeous costumes that are already like works of art. Now, our headache is how to use the most dazzling lighting and stage effects to make those college students' designs look less shameful.
And the most disgusting thing is that those college art students who have never been in contact with the outside world and live in ivory towers, everyone's eyes are on the crown of the skull, and the whole world seems to revolve around him. On the first day of receiving the task, Kitty was annoyed by a junior female student. "I depend, Lin Xiao, you should see that virtue. Who does she think she is? " I can understand Kitty very well, because I am also with them. When Kitty tried to communicate with her about the exhibition, the woman always wore toad sunglasses and wrapped herself in a colorful shawl, and a man didn't seem to know whether it was her assistant or her boyfriend. Bend down and pour her coffee. After she took a sip, she handed it back lightly and said, "No sugar." I held back my nausea. She thought she was Gong Ming. When Kitty and I were thirsty and explained the process arrangement to her for about a quarter of an hour, she gave us a faint look, and then four words popped out of her mouth, "What did you say?"
Katie was completely enraged.
After Kitty suddenly jumped off the stage and walked in12cm high heels for about fifteen minutes without looking back, the working group deleted all the links about this woman from the rehearsal stage.
Kitty came back with a large Starbucks hazelnut latte, stood in front of the woman who was still sitting in the chair and wearing sunglasses, and said condescendingly to her, "Miss, please remove your fat ass from the chair now, and then leave here with your clothes made of cheap cloth and your boyfriend's assistant, and hang your colorful things on Qipu Road (Shanghai cheap clothing wholesale market). But listen to me, even if you can't sell it, please don't donate it to the children in the earthquake-stricken areas, because these clothes really add insult to injury to them and accumulate some virtues for your next life.
The woman was obviously frightened. She took off her huge sunglasses from her face and looked at Kitty with swollen blisters. Obviously, she can't accept this fact. Katie won't look at her again.
She turned her head and waved the injured process table and rushed to the staff at the door. "Call the next student in. If she can't come to me in five minutes, let her go back to her cheap student dormitory. "
While drinking Starbucks coffee that Kitty brought me, I gloated at the woman in front who took off her sunglasses and looked scared. When the lion is asleep, no matter what you do to it, it is indifferent and feels like a huge and lovely cat, but once it wakes up, open its mouth, dear, you don't know how you died. What's more, this is a lioness.
"If you take off your sunglasses earlier, you should be able to see that even when Kitty smiles at you, her teeth are still shining with venom. It's a little early for you to make waves. Play with Kitty after ten years. "
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