Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?
If I hadn't forgotten to buy condoms that night, you would have been washed down the sewer.
What do you say you can do? If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.
I think you are awesome, so why are you looking for my ex-boyfriend?
If someone scolds you, say it and say it again! Say it again,
Yes, how famous you are. You've made a lot of movies, but now you're not allowed to show porn.
I hate it when you say you miss me, but you have done nothing.
The so-called love at first sight is just like your appearance.
Don't tell me to grow old together. I want to have black hair forever.
Before getting out of the elevator, press all buttons on all floors and leave as if nothing had happened.
What happened? What happened? ? .
Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do!
Don't mess with me I have a secret weapon: fan you to death, fan you to death, fan me to death.
A woman may not be beautiful, but she must not be smart.
If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.
Sleeping late is not my specialty, but I am good at sleeping during the day.
You don't have to worry, you don't have to worry.
What's the matter with you? ? Mistake. If mistakes continue, they will be broken and hurt.
You asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you and stay away from me.
Don't blame your brother for not being human, just blame your sister-in-law for being so attractive.
I fell, I got hurt, I got hurt, I got hurt, I got hurt, I got hurt.
Men, remember, women are the overlord of the new generation of technetium.
Sisters are brothers, men are clothes. If anyone touches my sister, I'll tear his clothes.
Girls can be happy even if they don't have boyfriends!
There are plenty of fish in the sea, only my brother doesn't want to find it.
I'm so calm. You want to hurt, you hurt.
A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.
Don't regard your carelessness as an invasion of my privacy.
I didn't know her very well in the first grade. In the second grade, we became good friends. In third grade, we were best sisters.
No matter how far the paper plane flies, it can't take my mood away.
Women are like clothes, and brothers are like brothers. How to mend the broken clothes and how to connect the broken limbs?
I also have a teenager who likes it very much, but unfortunately lacks the courage to express himself.
After he left, my best days were over.
I am a girl, too. Why should I pretend to be strong? If there is next life, I want to be a man.
My only wish is to be a sister with you for life, a dead child for life, and the only sister for life.
I don't know whether he likes me or not. I only know that he will never talk to me unless I take the initiative.
My thoughts keep flying, my heart is in chaos, but I can't find my home. Missing keeps spreading, and my heart hurts, but I can't find a reason.
You seem happier than before after breaking up with me … I see you unhappy every day when I am with you.
My friend asked me what it means to take only one spoon for 3 thousand yuan. I said the world is big, and I only want her.
If women are disasters, then men are people who love to drink disasters.
Why am I always sentimental? Because I'm just a weak woman.
I am not a lady. What happened? I hate it when girls eat a jiaozi and divide it into dozens. I'll just take a bite.
Wear a mask when going out, so that the urban management and the city can't see it. How hard they work,
Your IQ is as thin as oxygen in the Himalayas.
I have a good relationship with this and that all day, but in the end, what are you in the eyes of others?