2. Red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on my face. I miss you so much!
After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!
4, the perfect figure, in the eyes of people who don't love her, is also a kind of teasing material.
When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
6, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, it may be Tang Yan; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen!
Waiter, give me a cup of milk tea, more tea and less milk …
8. It's normal to eat the metal line of washing the pot for breakfast, which just shows that our logistics comes in strict accordance with the order of washing the pot first and then cooking. ...
9, read 10 years of language, it is better to talk about QQ for a month.
10, we can avoid everyone, but we can't avoid a fly. What makes us unhappy in life is often trivial things.
1 1. I have done many stupid things, but I don't care. My friends call it self-confidence.
12, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.
13, men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!
14, friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.
15, God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.
16, wear other people's shoes, go your own way, and let them take a taxi to find it.
17, women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man, and men often use one QQ number to fill in all kinds of women.
18, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.
19, older women can't live without electricity for a day, and younger women can't live without money for a day!
20. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.
2 1. People who hang QQ all day these days have nothing to do but go to work, that is, people who are not loved after work.
22, don't try to teach pigs to sing, not only there is no result but also make pigs unhappy!
23, come on, drag out to eat 250 loaves of bread, do not drink water.
24. It's not that I don't laugh, and the powder will fall off when I laugh!
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
27. There is gold under a man's knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!
28. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.
29. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.
30. My biggest weakness is money ...
3 1. My phone number is 10086. Welcome to call.
Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!
33. Youth is dedicated to the house and middle age to the children.
I don't usually dump ugly girls, but you are an exception.
35. Small trees can't be used without pruning, and children can't make things.
There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?
37. After studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!
38. Life is like dandelion, try to blow it as little as possible.
39. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love.
40, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.
4 1 is gold, which will always be spent; This is a mirror, it always reflects light …
I don't care whether you brush your teeth or not, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!
43. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day and thought it was beautiful.
44. My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "He", and later they broke up and became "It".