2, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.
The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!
4, losing weight is not so easy, just because the meat on the body is very delicate.
As long as you have brains, insight, enlightenment and help are everywhere.
6. My sister was irresistible, but she was smoked back by your fart.
7. We live in the gutter and still have the right to look up at the stars.
8. How can I know the value of our love if it doesn't collapse?
9, to have the spirit of toilet, click, everything is clean.
10, some things are lost, which makes us unforgettable more than having them.
1 1. Some people know they shouldn't love, but they still don't want to let go.
12, people who are better than me are still working hard, and I have no reason not to make progress.
13, give time, let the past go and let the beginning begin.
14, the person who makes you happy has actually been joking with you.
15, identity is enough when necessary.
16, in those years, I always secretly looked at the person I liked in class.
17, the world is not so perfect, there is not so much love.
18, two hearts used to be so close, but now they want to give up like this.
19, there are millions of women all over the world, and people who can't get together are changing every day.
20. Will fate destroy me? Sorry, fate is not qualified yet.
2 1, dude, sorry, you're blocking my cell phone signal.
22. Alas, it's time to get up by perseverance and take a bath by courage.
23. Take me to Qiangri, and I will destroy your world first.
If you are not in your heart, don't imagine that one day he will be moved by you.
I know you are sad, but I feel the same way when you forget these things.
26. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.
Give me time, space and logarithm, and I can create a universe.
28. Mosquito, I don't know how many slaps I gave myself for you.
I don't know your secret and neither do you. It's even.
30. You don't even have a pixel standard. Is your face a quality?
3 1, don't look down on me with your dog, I'm stronger than you think.
32. Memories are like fallen leaves blown by me, and I can't catch the patterns that disappear instantly.
Stop it, let go of that girl, you bastards, and let me go first.
34. Surrender quickly and give up unnecessary resistance. This is the performance of a wise man.
35. We are all young, we don't know love, we don't know hate, we don't know pain, we only know injury.
36. The best man is the one who regards all your shortcomings as strengths.
37. When no one helps you, stand up straight, the road is still long, and your back should be beautiful.
38. The man who dumped me only hopes that every woman in your future will be inferior to one.
39. A man is like a dollar coin, with a coin in front and a * * behind.
40, bitten by a dog, keep silent. Because people don't care about dogs.
4 1, if you don't work hard, can you prove to the person who abandoned you how blind he is?
42. The more you call yourself a lady, the less ladylike you are.
I wish I could get to know you again. See how I kill you.
44, grades, you bitch, always provoke the relationship between me and my parents.
45. I am also a good boy. It is my dream to study hard and make progress every day.
46. Let me count. Singles Day will be celebrated again this year.
47, but gold always shines, you glass slag can only reflect light!
48. If you don't get angry, some people will never know what pushing your luck is.
49, the reality is really cruel, it will only care for those who are strong.
50. No matter how good a person is, but he doesn't want to go with you, he is a passerby.
5 1, whether it is happiness or pain, as long as I can be with you.
In fact, I don't care if you lie to me. What I care about is that you can't be partial to me.
53. I can meet one and fall in love with another. Will you be one of them?
54. People who play with their brains have white hair so quickly that I have black hair.
Shut your mouth and don't try to say all your thoughts.
56, people don't have to learn to repay kindness, at least know that you can't forget your roots.
You must give me some color to see see, and I will let you know why the flowers are so red.
58. When you speak to God, you are faith; God is talking to you, you are crazy.
59. The ability to think calmly is the beginning of all wisdom and the source of all kindness.
60. If I can choose my own life in the afterlife, I would like to be a quilt and overwhelm everyone in the world!
6 1, even if you have hugged n women in front of my eyes, I will not shed a tear.
62. I hate it when people come to me when I'm bored. I think I'm redundant.
63. The so-called perfect article does not exist, just as perfect despair does not exist.
It's my pleasure to meet you. It will be your misfortune if you meet me.
65. I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.
66. You can leave at any time; You want to come back, I'm sorry, that's impossible.
67. Even if there is no place for you in my heart, I will leave your memory in my mind.
68. Learn to relax in your spare time and forget all the unpleasant things.
69. The sister paper with bad geography shines brilliantly, and the sister paper with bad geography still travels all over the world!
70, the song sings, everyone has a sad, want to hide, but shattered glass.
7 1, that's right, I'm one of the brain powder, and that's how imperialism corrupts me.
72. What is happiness and what is pain? Only a fool like you knows.
73. When I am in a good mood, I feel uneasy. When I am depressed, all the songs make me uneasy.
74. I can deal with a man as he deals with you, but I can't stand the harm that people I know do to me.
75. One person's loneliness, two people's faults, three people's monologues and four people's mahjong tables.
76. Whether it's friendship or love, you come and give me a warm hug. You go, I let go.
77. When others are holding hands, I will take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is not happy to bite.
It doesn't matter to lose you, but the sunshine is no longer warm, and the excitement has nothing to do with me.
79. Our only capital now is being young and alive, and we have to rely on our parents for birth, illness and death.
80. Everything placed on the balcony always smells of sunshine, which is the warmth at your fingertips.
8 1, the crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, walking on the road, suddenly looking back, looking around, countless uncles and aunts.
82. Leaving with great fanfare is a temptation. The real parting is silent never say goodbye.
83. As beautiful as flowers and jade, but not as long as water, they all turned into old women with crow's feet.
84. I am a senior brain powder. I will continue to love you even if others bully you.
85. I remember the year when I was young, my first kiss and my first time were ruined by you.
Dogs are better than people in this society now. At least you are kind to them, and they will wag their tails at you.
87. If you like someone, go after her. If you can't catch them, keep chasing them. If you can't catch them, break their legs.
88. Good luck doesn't always come to you. Your efforts are the only thing that can make you stand firm.
89. Heaven abandons the world heritage, and the sky goes out, running through ancient and modern times. Only I am independent, this body is immortal, and all the bones are shattered!
90. I will tell you everything about me, but I won't tell you my weaknesses, so you can tell others as a joke.
9 1, shake seagulls by the sea, look at the cloud dream in my chest, what about mustard? The more careless Chu is, the more troubled he is.
92. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, you are online, and I am invisible.
93. In fact, many people are the same. What they like is not the school or the class, but the group of people sitting in the classroom.
94. Don't think that girls who swear are not good girls, they are better than those who are full of calculations.
95. If I say a song is nice, please listen to the lyrics carefully, because I have something to say to you.
96, men fool women, called flirting. Women fool men, which is called seduction. Men and women fool each other, which is called love.
97. A good friend is probably that you are crazy. I don't want to go crazy with you, but I will give you medicine regularly.
98. If we have not forgotten the past, it is never because we miss others, but because we miss ourselves in the past years.
99. Commitment? Every day, someone makes the best promise to his lover, and every promise is beautiful and wonderful.
100 The one who makes you cry to your heart is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the one who loves you the most.
10 1. If you become more and more indifferent, you think you have grown up, but you haven't. Be gentle when you grow up and be gentle with the whole world.
102. When you change from an ant to an elephant, you will find that the impassable stone in front of you is just a grain of sand under your feet.
103. The road ahead is bumpy, will you give up? When it is full of thorns, will you be afraid? Do you believe in rumors? Admit it when you look down on you? Will a rotten person lock his heart? That girl is a loser.