2. Be brave to admit your mistakes and never change.

3. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.

I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

Please don't call me black, it's to protect you secretly.

6, sleepy all year round, only lying in bed is the most awake.

7. Lushan has a way to do it first and learn to make porridge.

8. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

9. After which famous family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

10, years have taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

1 1, there are some things that don't need to be wrangled, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting.

12, the dream was eaten by a dog and then lived like a dog.

13. Why does God always doze off when I am unlucky?

14. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

15, the time is not getting up, but how long you can sleep.

16, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

17, the biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

18. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

19, I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

20, interesting soul emotional derailment, beautiful skin reality derailment.

2 1. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.

22. You can't wake up a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

24. Life is like a super girl, and all the men come to the end.

25. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?

26. Know me through other people's mouths. Is your head used to increase height?

27. Ruthless, I licked my fingers and cried.

28. Poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight?

29. I did well in this exam. I failed only two subjects, liberal arts and science.

30. If you are ugly, you should read more books. You're so ugly that nobody asked you out anyway.

3 1. Because I am not an ordinary person, I have never spoken Mandarin.

Every time I answer questions in Chinese class, the whole class is always silent.

Your future depends on your dreams now, so get some sleep.

I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I'll close my eyes.

35. Sometimes you do your best, and you may not be as good as others.

36. When your salted fish is turned over, you can get a more uniform tan.

37. Who said that the best partner of instant noodles is ham sausage? If you ask me, it should be a mobile phone.

If you don't go out for a walk, you will never know how comfortable it is to stay at home.

39. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

40. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

4 1, don't touch the teacher during the exam, he really thinks he teaches well!

42. The furthest distance in the world is not that you live far away from me, but that classmates can't live in the same room.

Be careful when you walk across the grass, don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month.

44. You called me short. You are a joke, but you will never hold your head up in front of me.

45. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame gravity for constipation.

46. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

47. If my friends can sell for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.

48. For the rest of my life, I will be thin, rich and beautiful.

49. Many people feel that they are too tired to live. In fact, they may just go to bed too late.

50. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

5 1. Is the only reason for being single ugly? No, not only are you ugly, but you always think others are ugly!

I heard that it rained in your city. Well, I haven't heard of it. I checked it myself.

53. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

54. Life will make you miserable for a while, and then make you miserable for a lifetime after you get used to it.

55. In my life, the first truth I have learned is that people are iron and beds are magnets.

I have worked hard for so many years, but anyone with a little talent should show some signs of success.

57. When my hair reaches my waist, I will cover my body fat. You should be cold and arrogant, even if you are a tiger's back.

58, pay will be rewarded, you see, you paid sincerely, this is not hurt.

59. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

60, obesity is the pain of breathing, eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, even drinking water will hurt.

6 1. When I woke up, I found an extra 100 million in my account. At that time, I knew I hadn't really woken up.

62. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature at the moment; I love eating at the moment, which makes me fat and short.

When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, you should stand up and give her a hard slap.

64. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

65. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

66. The biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. People around him, whether friends or enemies, always want to send him to the west.

67. Life is like breathing. "Breathe" is to take a breath, and "suck" is to fight for a breath.