2. Looking for you in the southeast and northwest, I will follow you, love you in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and hold you tight.

3, time is still the same, only to miss more.

4. If you can't be amazing, it's ugly.

5, don't stay up late and wait for people, it is no joke to hit your face with your mobile phone. Let me tell you something.

6, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the fat people.

7. I can't do it alone. I'm never tough. Nobody needs to worry.

You like me because you don't know me. If you know me, you should love me.

9. I think I should lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed 100 ml of lard.

Please hug me after school on Thursday 10. Goodbye is next year.

1 1. Let's go swimming in the sea with you in May. And some cold water. I can scream and shout I love you.

12, who said crows in the world are generally black, but each one is darker than the other.

13, men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.

14. The ancient world was dominated by one sword, but now it is a dissolute world.

15, I know we have no result, but I still like you wholeheartedly.

16, I only had a nosebleed once, but I mistook the sanitary towel for a mask!

17, it's not news that pigs bite people in these two years, but it's news that they haven't been divorced for ten years.

18, I can't understand those boys who discriminate against homosexuality. You are stupid. Every gay couple has two more girls.

19, alas, it must be a man in the next life. No bleeding, no sex, no children!

20. If you feel capable of playing with me, Chen Liang doesn't mind accompanying me to the end.

2 1, the whereabouts are uncertain, coming and going in a hurry, and the left ear goes in and the right ear goes out.

22. When love comes to an end, farting can be a reason to break up.

23. The schoolmasters have almost understood, so don't be too divorced from the masses.

24. If you don't want to do it, you can find a reason. If you are willing to do it, you can also find a way by yourself.

25. The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love is ultimately scattered, and everything we mix and match is ultimately reunited.

26. The highest level of boredom: surfing the Internet in an Internet cafe, holding a mobile phone, smoking a cigarette, and watching the little friends next to you play LOL.

27. Since you have chosen to run counter to me, don't look back.

28. Struggle is not as simple as lip service, but should be proved by practical actions.

I realize that "bride" means to take over from his mother to take care of his son.

30. Why do I suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

3 1, use your * * *, leave my world, and I will fulfill your shameless happiness.

32. I dare not surf the Internet on Singles Day for fear of being comforted. Now I understand, I really think too much!

33, single for a long time, boiled jiaozi saw two stick together and forced to separate.

34. Happiness is to find a warm person for life.

35. Someone said I was ugly, but I smiled. You've never met my friend.

36. Is there such a person that a short message can make you smile?

37. My room is full of Valentine's Day gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.

38. perfunctory means that lies have begun, and indifference means that feelings are coming to an end.

39. I can't delay sleeping for a moment. Good night

40. Let me go, my boyfriend is still waiting for me.

4 1, our love is like a tractor on the road, vigorous.

42. The length of time spent in the toilet does not represent whether the person is doing something big or small.

43. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because I'm so fucking sleepy.

44. People like me who don't even know a few famous brands (next88) sometimes don't even think that others are showing off their wealth!

45. How can I get my deskmate to see the teacher for you when I play with my mobile phone in class? Play with your deskmate's mobile phone!

46. When a wise man is at his wit's end, the method that a fool comes up with must be the most useful!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman who has nothing to do but eat.

48. No matter how happy a relationship is at first, from the sad day on, the rest of the time becomes sad.

In order to soar in the ocean of knowledge, I get up in the middle of the night and turn on the tap in the library.

50. I'm going to be late for bed with my wife in my arms. All the people in the world are bitches who break things.

5 1, man, if you can't get it, you will chase it hard, and if you get it, you will not love it.

52. Sunrise in the East China Sea and setting in the West Mountain is also a day of sadness and joy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.

53. Fiona Fang, what do you think of this matter? Hui Gong: I am blind.

54. You said you were my friend. I know that animals are friends of human beings.

55. Don't be too headstrong. We all know it's time to let go of love.

56. Think of Big Wolf and Logger Vick. There is no reason not to be strong on the road of youth!

57. I really don't know what my new deskmate will look like after school starts.

58. You are so cheap-so cheap that I have nothing to say, and you are so charming-charming in my heart.

59. Over the years, we have gradually learned to choose.

60. I love washing clothes and dishes, cooking and cooking, and definitely going into the kitchen.

6 1, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you!

62. I have always been a person with heavy dark circles and bags under my eyes.

63. The stupidest thing is to mistake the likes and dislikes of others for love.

64. I feel that your name is angular and just fits the vacant position of the same shape in my heart.

No matter what happens, don't bow your head, because you have a double chin.

66. I will die in the future. Donate QQ to Project Hope. Let the children use QQ with the sun as soon as they come up.

67. I won't say good night to you. I want to lie in bed with you.

68. My girlfriend asked me, do you think you are handsome? I said I was not handsome, and she punched me and told you to lie.

69. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.

70. If you are the one, if the female guest turns off the man's light again, the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

7 1. My mother taught me since I was a child, and I learned endlessly. It's time to turn around.

72. I really hope to start school on February 29th, once every four years! ! !

73. Once I found that I couldn't do math, I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.

What you can't earn now is money, and what you can't throw away is only meat.

75. You are sixty cents, I am sixty cents, and we are one and two; I'll walk the rest of the way with you.

76. Time is a good medicine. Mastering it well is the antidote. If you waste it, it is poison.