I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number.

There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions. .

What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

From small to large, when raising the national flag, attention is not paid to the national flag, but to whether the national flag stops at the top of the pole when playing the national anthem. ...

I was poor at school-I always felt that way. 100 yuan can't be broken, and the break is almost gone.

I often point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to my deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you!

The teacher found smoking and refused to admit it. The teacher asked, "Then why do you smell of smoke?" "Body odor. . . "

There is always a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

How happy children will be if homework can be copied and pasted ~ ~

Every time the school is cleaned, the teacher will say: School is your home. But when you are late, the teacher said, why are you always late? You think school is your home!

I can't help playing mobile phone when I study in the evening. It's been a long time since I studied at night, and the teacher hasn't come yet. Suddenly, the teacher jumped out of the back door and turned off the light. As a result, all the children's shoes with reflective faces were taken away.

The night before school starts, China's electricity consumption will soar.

I really want to wake up. I said to my primary school deskmate in the primary school classroom, "I had a long dream."

Thank you for your patronage every time you buy a drink. One day I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won: one more bottle.

I did well in this exam. I only failed liberal arts and science.

The teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but I want to say to you: trees seem to be made into test papers, eh ...

Every year, the test paper is ahead of the limit, and it can circle the earth 200 million times together. ...

We have to work hard to copy our homework for a month every holiday, but the teachers are all together ... selling ... sad.

Be scolded four times a day. If I don't get up in the morning, I will surf the Internet after I get up. Don't read for a day, don't sleep at night.

Teacher, I have saved a homework for the winter vacation, which is touching. Let's not hand it in, shall we ...

Nowadays, the toilet has become a leisure area for students.

It took five minutes to get up this time, and you have beaten 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed.

After turning off the lights before going to bed in the dormitory, imagine ghosts everywhere and rush to bed at the speed of 120 mph.

The teacher said: The mid-term exam is coming soon, so don't quarrel with people who are puppy love, so as not to affect their mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.

I really hope it starts on February 29th. . . Every four years! ! !

Don't go on holidays ... weekends ... Actually, I love you.

The winter vacation is only 20 days away! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn.

Your holiday is less than ten days, please recharge it in time.

Don't talk to me about starting school. It hurts.

I cried after the Chinese exam. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

People who are not good at math are more beautiful.

What happened to school and myopia? There is no need to see the world too clearly.

Computer, come on, let me go. I have homework. ...

Look at the big picture

What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

Who still remembers the classic sentence at school: you wait for me, and I'll block you after school.

Up to now, students who haven't written about winter vacation homework are sure to achieve great things, because they are more calm and calm than the average person, and they are as calm as water!

Before Mr. Winter Holiday died, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice: Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me. . .

Doctor, I can't sleep recently. I am in a bad mood and can't eat. Am I swollen? The doctor asked: How old are you this year? I: 15 years old. The doctor said, haven't you finished your homework yet?

Winter vacation homework is actually that you write for a month and the teacher writes once.

Ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school, he was named the most familiar face in the whole school. When the new teacher came, he asked me the inside story of the school. ...

Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. When I got the paper back, I had a heart attack.

Flip a coin: head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up and do your homework. ..

If no teacher can teach all subjects, why should students learn all subjects?

There were too many cut class, so I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big. ..

In the past, primary school teachers were afraid of being quiet in class, so they said to us: I ask a question, and you all raise your hands, but you don't raise your left hand …

What I hate most is the word "ellipsis" in the reference answer.

People who are eager to go to school are generally good students, or have your other half waiting for you at school.

Falling in love and getting married when I was a student was the proudest thing in my life-

I hope that when the teacher asks me why, I can boldly say something; I don't need to explain what I know, so why should I explain what I don't know?

Primary school classes cost a lot of money, junior high school classes cost a lot of money, senior high school classes cost a lot of money, and college classes cost a lot of money. . .

The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

What is the most common sentence you say to your deskmate at school? (You watch the teacher for me)

Obviously they are so close at the same table, but they keep passing notes every day.

Have you ever heard that the classroom is noisy when the head teacher is not in class, but sometimes it is strangely quiet for a few seconds? ...

Teacher's classic lie ▁▁▁▁▁ I treat good students and poor students equally.

I have always wondered why the teacher invited parents. A person who hasn't even educated a minor wants to educate an adult?

Suddenly I thought of a very serious academic question. Who decided to pass 60 points? ! ?

I always want to play computer when I am at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer when I am on vacation. ..

I don't hate school, I just hate some people and things in school. Life is so short, why should the result of an exam affect our mood?

If you have bangs at school, you have to ask your parents. Is it because of my hairstyle that you can't get grades?

10 years ago in September 1 day, I danced with my small schoolbag on my back and walked into the school with a big smile on my eyes. Since then, I have embarked on a road of no return. ...

There was no holiday on Qingming that year. My classmates and I bought some paper money and burned it in front of the teacher's office at 5 o'clock in the morning. ..........

I finally understand why adults don't let minors fall in love, because at this age, we shouldn't bear this.

The school refused to let us fall in love and gave us matching clothes. ...

I have a dream. There are only five fill-in-the-blank questions in a test paper, and the school _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. 20 points for each space.

During the exam, the invigilator asked me to hand in something unrelated to the exam. .........................................................................................................................................................

Girls, find a husband in the future and have a child in summer. This child should not be questioned by the teacher.

When I was a child, I thought 8 o'clock was the latest time. In junior high school, I found it was time to go to bed at 9: 30. Now, I look at the time every night before 12. ~

Counting sheep every night keeps you awake. Every morning you have to shout 1, 2, 3 to force yourself to get up.

I have an appointment with my classmates. On the evening of 30th, I watched the Spring Festival Gala and burned winter vacation homework to keep warm. .

The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like him, but he insisted that I be him.

I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. It's okay. Participation is very important. ...

When I was a child, I was most afraid of teachers, parents and classmates saying "I'll sue the teacher" at school.

One day Altman went to class and the teacher asked questions. As soon as Altman raised his hand, the teacher hung up.

A junior said, I'm not a virgin. What happened? I am a boy who is not a virgin. Why?

Another junior said: Why did my mobile phone turn on flight mode, fall from the seventh floor or break? When I used to do radio exercises, my favorite thing was body rotation. Because whenever you do this section, you can take a fair look at TA. ...

Every time the teacher says goodbye after class, his voice is much louder than that of the teacher in class. ....

I have had an old friend since I was a child, called someone else's child, who never talked about QQ and went back to the first grade. I hate another child!

Don't quarrel with your parents. Because if you don't win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten. Listen!

School ~ Although you got my people, you couldn't get my heart …

Hungry, I ran to the restaurant and said, "Hurry up and make my meal!" " Aunt shouted to the cook, "Go in quickly, the beggars are anxious!" " "