1. Now I want to ask the Great Sage, do you know? The second senior brother’s meat is now more expensive than the master’s, so it’s very popular!

2. To be honest, I am not the kind of person who adds insult to injury because the stone I chose is relatively large and can directly seal the wellhead!

3. I asked my goddess to borrow money, but she didn’t say to borrow it or not to borrow it. She just told me that her husband was not at home... It really pissed me off. She made it clear whether she wanted to borrow money or not!

4. Commitment is inherently a wrestling match between men and women. Sometimes everyone is happy, but in most cases both sides suffer.

5. As the saying goes, failure is the mother of success. To be honest, I have many "girlfriends" now, but none of them are pregnant!

6. Who said you will be struck by lightning if you pretend to be B? I don’t believe it. After so many years, I have never seen lightning or thunder around me!

7. If you like someone, you have to confess it. Don’t worry so much. Although the possibility of failure is high, it will become a spare tire!

8. The best way to deal with people who hide their ignorance by keeping silent is to treat them with their own medicine.

9. Be humble, listen to other people’s opinions, and then carefully write down who has opinions about you.

10. Others can go to Paris alone after a breakup, but after a breakup, I can only go to the beef noodle restaurant downstairs. I don’t dare to add eggs to a bowl of beef noodles that cost six yuan.

11. Time and marriage will make a man mature, but time simmers slowly, while marriage stirs up quickly.

12. Raise your head at an angle of 45° just to prevent your nose from getting stuck, and lower your head at an angle of 45° just to wipe your nose without being seen.

13. In public situations, I often choose to be polite, but in private I often disgrace myself.

14. When people do something good, they always want the ghosts and gods to know about it, and when they do something bad, they always think the ghosts and gods don’t know about it. We make it too difficult for the ghosts.

15. Writing love poems and playing rogue while the willows are red and the wildflowers are yellow, it doesn’t matter if the future is dangerous.

16. Don’t argue with unqualified people, because it’s like wrestling with a pig. It’s not honorable to win and even more embarrassing to lose.

17. You always work so hard, endure a lot of loneliness and torture every day, and suffer a lot of grievances, but we don’t think you are that good.

18. What is the pain that can be touched? Even though I feel like my stomach is full of hunger, there is still a lump of meat when I touch it.

19. Currently, I have learned 72 methods of hiding private money from the Internet. Now all that is left is a wife and money, which is very exciting just thinking about it!

20. My friend, please listen to my advice. You can make money again if you run out of money, so don’t pay back the money I borrowed from you!

21. I was told that poverty limits my imagination. When I thought about it, it felt wrong. I had come up with so many ways to save money. How could I say that my imagination was limited?

22. Theoretically, I have two kinds of smiles: 1. A toothy smile, which is vulgar; 2. A wide grin, which is very vulgar. I don’t know where people’s theory that my smile is extremely obscene comes from.

23. I’m really old and can’t move anymore! Tuck autumn clothes into autumn trousers, and tuck autumn trousers into socks, which is the most basic respect for winter. Now my understanding of fashion is: keeping warm is the main thing!

24. I have a great ideal: to be a simple pig, peaceful and persistent, humble and fearless, and become everyone’s favorite cabbage.