1. Your smile can be given to anyone, but your heart can only be given to me.

2. When I first fell in love with her, I was completely confused, but now I finally shook it off.

3. I just forgot about you one second, but damned I remembered you the next second.

4． If my thoughts have a voice, I will definitely shock you to death.

5. I can’t tell where you are, but you are the reason why I don’t love others.

6. It's not that you like her because she's beautiful, but you realize that she's beautiful after you like her. This is true love.

7. I said I wouldn't be moved, but I was moved.

8. Our relationship is like a medium-rare steak. It looks delicious, but after you bite it open, you can still see blood stains. But it's not raw, it's just not that cooked.

9. Some relationships are like smallpox. Once you get it, you are immune to it for life.

10． Once, I wanted to share all my secrets with you, but now, you have become the secret in my heart.

11. I no longer want to be dependent on anyone. The best situation is that it’s fine when you are here. I still eat well and sleep early when you are gone.

12. You don't understand that every time I meet you by chance, I am smiling in my heart but pretending to be calm and not looking at you.

13. No matter how many people like you, it's not as good as having one person who only likes you.

14. I never mentioned the madness back then, but you are still my original dream.

15. Love at first sight is not about falling in love with you at one glance, but it is about never forgetting you again after taking one look at you.

16. In fact, not everyone has such a good temper. If you happen to meet someone who is willing to accommodate you, don't polish his feelings.

17. I still can't find someone I like more, so I will wrong you first and then be liked by me for a while.

18． Loving someone unreservedly is like taking off your armor and fighting on the battlefield.

19. I am very simple and extreme. I like someone either 100% or 0%.

20. What ability do you have that makes me remember you so much?

21. I also have a pair of eyes that will turn red because I miss you.

22. Having a secret love is the same as feeling full and full, both of which are full of grievances that cannot be expressed in words.

23. Because of you, I learned to be strong, but you are still my injury.

24. How can I suppress the urge to run and hug you when I meet you, and how can I change my smile to a cold look and a stranger.

25. I once liked someone so much that I could never see anyone else again.

26. When you come, I embrace you warmly, and when you leave, I let go happily.

27. I can't say that I can only love you for the rest of my life, it's simply impossible. But you are the one who makes me smile the brightest, cry the most clearly, and remember the most deeply.

28. You must have a ghost in your heart, why don’t you tell me whether you like me or not. The ghost in your heart is you

29. I can't have you, but I don't want anyone else to have you.

30. I am willing to meet the warm you again after wandering around.

31. I resisted not taking the initiative to contact you. It felt like holding my breath underwater. It only took a few seconds, but it already made me unable to breathe. Happy days are days when you are full and go to bed

1. I said you should be low-key, but you always give me applause and screams

2. Girls like you can't marry, and even if they do, they'll be putting the blame on others.

3. The price of pigs has increased these days, why can’t you increase the price?

4. Eating is what I want; losing weight is what I want; eating thin is what I want.

5. When you are in a good mood, it is nice to hear anxiety. When I'm in a bad mood, I feel uneasy about everything I listen to.

6. People say that long hair makes you short of knowledge, so I decided to cut my hair short.

7. Learn to use children's methods to solve loneliness, that is, play with yourself.

8. Do you know how painful it is to wait for a text message, and it is just an answer?

9. Those who cannot lose weight are always in commotion, and those who cannot gain weight are confident

11. Whenever I find the key to success, they change the lock.

12. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to work; if it does, I will continue to sleep!

13. In addition to your fragile heart, you also seem to be in a bad mental state

14. You said: How can you see a rainbow without going through wind and rain? But you are a storm

15. There is a kind of love called obsession, and I will let you know that there is a kind of pain called fracture

16. Those who use smart phones are good children, because they must Go home and recharge every day.

17. If I look lethargic, I may be tired, sick, or most likely hungry.

18. Xiaoxian: If you step on a banana peel and fall down, you must get up and continue stepping on it. If you step on it, it will stop slipping.

19. The life of a foodie is like a train, shopping~~eating~~, shopping~eating~, shopping, eating, eating, shopping, eating...

20. Ahri: "Big Bear, what do you think of my look!" Big Bear: "Others are the look, but you are the one who made it!" Ahri: "..."

21. If you are not happy, you will get fat if you want to eat. You will not be happy if you gain weight.

22. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

23. If you have nothing to do, what are you doing? There is a lunatic standing next to you

24. Whoever you are, you will attract. So, dear, you want to be better.

25. If you don’t study for a day, no one will notice; if you don’t study for a week, you will start to get angry; if you don’t study for a month, your IQ will lose to that of a pig.

26. Staying at home is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power outage, he will degenerate into a caveman.

27. There used to be a person who liked to make phone calls, but in the end----he hung up.

28. Happy days are days when you are full and go to bed

29. Go out and get a tan, so no one will call you an idiot.

30. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship" and only did the first four.

31. When I paid the phone bill, I realized how valuable my words were.

32. I see that your head is not only squeezed by the door, but also has never been removed from the card.

33. Don’t love anyone, don’t miss anyone, it’s good to be single without anyone else , there will be no lack of root hairs.

34. The secret to success is to read more, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more

35. Every morning when you wake up, your hair is different, either a Saiyan or an Austrian. Terman.

36. I said, Uncle Big Wolf, I have been watching you for several years. When will you catch a sheep and eat it? Dreams, like freedom, have a price, but they are all worth it

1 .When you feel too tired, don’t be stingy and give yourself a hug. Close your eyes and it will be heaven.

2. I have been following you. But you ran faster. But I was lost.

3. People who don’t want to let anyone down are likely to let themselves down in the end.

4. Throw away some worries, and then you will have the opportunity to be at peace.

5. Do we have to hurt each other before you will understand how dependent we are?

6. Love is like two people pulling a monkey rubber band. The one who lets go will always feel the pain.

7. No matter how uncomfortable it is, life will go on. The reality is like this, if you don't show any mercy, you will lose if you don't fight.

8. Only say a few words to people, don't give everything away.

9. If you want your dream to come true, wake up from the dream first.

10. After getting used to loneliness, one person is the whole world.

11. They say I like to laugh, but who knows how heartbreaking it is when I cry.

12. When you are a child, smiling is a mood. When you grow up, smiling is an expression.

13. It wasn’t until I had been friends with you for many years that I realized that my tears were not shed for you.

14. Cry for yourself and laugh for others, this is the so-called life.

15. I am in a bad mood today and I need a hug.

16. I am just a child, but I am very sensitive and thoughtful.

17. Is it because I dare not give up, or because I can’t help myself.

18. Love is like multiplication, one of the terms is zero and the result is always zero.

19. I fell in love once, and it seemed that I suddenly understood the meaning of all love songs.

20. People who like to be in a daze must have another pure world in their hearts.

21. Some good friends really drift apart without knowing it, and you don’t even know the reason.

22. When we were children, we all wanted to be a gentle princess, but when we grow up, we want to be a crazy lunatic.

23. It’s not that I’m not persistent, it’s that I don’t have the courage to challenge your persistence for her.

24. Who will tell us where love will meet, but I want you to ask her Whoever speaks first, stubbornness will only leave wounds

25. There is no such thing as a joke, all jokes have serious elements.

26. Maybe it’s the weather, maybe it’s luck, maybe it’s because someone doesn’t give up.

27. Dreams, like freedom, have costs, but they are both worth it.

28. If I don’t contact you and you don’t contact me, will one day we become strangers?

29. In this world, don’t rely too much on others, because even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

30. I give you absolute freedom and you give me absolute pain.

31. Only those who have truly loved will feel that tears are the cheapest thing in the world.

32. Love does not have to be obtained. Sometimes giving is also a kind of happiness, a kind of happiness that hurts the bones!

33. It turns out that we are all being sentimental. Look, a false sentiment, a pretense.

34. Everyone’s youth cannot escape love. Funny classic quotation - happy days are days when you are full and go to bed

My cell phone has not rang for a month. I took it to be repaired today, but the repairman said that the cell phone is not broken, but only has more than one ring. No one called me in a month, so I knelt down to the master and begged him not to say anything else

I remembered that someone said they were going to make a sequel to "Flying Swords of Dragon Gate", and it would be called "Flying Dragon Gate Wings". I secretly prayed that I would not shoot the third episode

Eight years ago, I developed a bad habit of smoking, and a roommate developed a good habit of drinking milk. Now, I am living well and my roommate is dead. Because in China, cigarettes have no tobacco and milk is poison.

Today on the side of the road, a girl, who looked like a college student, walked over. As if he wanted to ask for directions, he called out: Uncle. Damn, I'm not even thirty yet, how do I look like an uncle? So I cupped my hands and said, "Sister-in-law, what's going on?"

Female: "Will you be my sun?" Male: "I do!", Female: "Then please stay with me for 92955886.7 kilometers..."

Dear, the year-end bonus is less, remember to drink the boss's drink, and then remember Let him drive back by himself. For his safety, remember to call the police immediately... If you don't let me celebrate the New Year, you will celebrate the New Year inside! ! !

Let me spend Christmas alone, spend New Year’s Day alone, and let me spend the end of the semester alone!

January is a rare month when everyone no longer cares about ferry tickets because they can’t even buy a ticket to go home.

If you are nice to me, I can’t help but want to bully you

The most beautiful thing in the world is to eat and sleep well.

For my Audi, your Dior, and our child’s Oreo. effort! struggle!

What a husband, a goalkeeper and a goal!

When I came to this world, I had no intention of returning alive.

If a person doesn’t push himself, he won’t know how good he is.

The person shitting on your head may not be your enemy, it may also be your neighbor upstairs. .

Once you learn to break the jar, you will find that the world suddenly becomes clearer.

In fact, you don’t have to feel inferior, because you have won championships among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players

An extraordinary appearance is important even to beasts .

Resist breast augmentation surgery and don’t pollute the last safe source of milk!

Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable

Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: Beauty is a bad thing...

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

When I think about 20xx coming, and when I think about the money I still owe the bank, I can laugh out of my dreams!

Every woman who claims to be a "sister" is looking for a very manly man, but turns out that the most manly man is herself.

The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I beat away the Japanese and stood in front of you, you fell in love with a foreigner.

Looking forward to January, because there are only two serious things in January: vacation and waiting for vacation.

Don’t think that you are Wu Dalang, or that Yao Ming is made up of two people.

Be proactive in everything. For example, you can climb the wall and wait for Hongxing.

If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

Insomnia is caused by taking sleep too seriously and thinking that one will die if one misses one night's sleep.

Eating is what I want, and losing weight is what I want. I can’t have both, so I’m done with it.

Life makes us round in order to make us roll further.

You are not a VIP, not even an Ip, you are just a p!

Even if you want to cry again, you must smile and say: Your uncle!

I would like to turn into an angry bird and crash into those pigs.

Love means disregarding everything and enduring everything

Whenever you are cleaning, the school will say "school is your home"; but when you are late, the school will say "you should be there". Is the school your home? ”

The so-called difference in values ????is that if you give a candle, some people will feel that they are short of a cake, and some people will feel that they are short of a whip.

Life is like Angry Birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

There are many wives and concubines, but there is one true love. Children surround our knees, but our family remains undefeated. Play if you want to, and do if you can. The air is free and there is never darkness. Looking back, I still have regrets.

Happy days are days when you go to bed with enough food.

Monitor, you look at me with such determination.

I am cute and responsible. What mistake did I make?

Big Big Wolf, a stupid wolf, can never defeat Pleasant Goat, and has to serve Red Taro.

Finally, the mist and rain from the south of the Yangtze River covered the world. After letting Hua give up, it was only a moment, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

Thousands of years of fame will bury you in one lifetime. The exquisite country is ridiculous but has no king's destiny.

The Phoenix Tour on the Phoenix Platform broke the promise and left, waiting all night. From then on, thousands of miles away, south and north of the Yangtze River, wept.

In the Year of the Dragon, you are in a good mood and have no worries every day; you raise your head to embrace happiness and lower your head to embrace beauty.

I miss those days when I ate single-celled animals (it’s absolutely popular when women use this as a signature)

Youth is like mahjong, you either shoot off the cannon or touch yourself. How many otakus and rotten women have exhausted all their mechanisms just to enjoy the moment of being overthrown.

The exam is coming soon. . . Please be possessed by Kobe Bryant, who scored 81 points in a single subject, be possessed by the Rockets, and fail 22 subjects in a row, be possessed by Tracy McGrady, damn, he can score 13 points in 35 seconds. . .

Life is a hundred times crueler than comics.

It has placed countless fat tigers around you who like to bully you, countless strong men who like to laugh at you, and a Yijing who you can never catch up with, but it never thought of giving you a real Doraemon.

When a man applied for a job, the female manager asked him what his specialties were. The man said: "The lower body is special." The female manager: "You are a gangster, you are dirty..." The man said angrily: "Who is a gangster, who is a dirty person, I said what's wrong with my long legs..."

Every time When the nurse sister came to give me an infusion, I would deliberately pretend not to understand and ask what the rubber tube tied to my hand was, in fact, just to listen to the three soft words coming from the nurse sister's mouth: tourniquet

An IBM interview question, a monthly salary of 80,000, 90‰ of people got it wrong. Can you answer it correctly? 1+2*3=?, don’t think too much, answer immediately

I found that in terms of study, we are like Big Big Wolf. We appear with an extremely NB attitude every semester, and at the end of the semester we appear with a NB attitude. This kind of SB exit that everyone expected, and at the end, I have to shout: I will definitely study hard...

"Hello host, I am crowded on the No. 1 bus, I want to Request a song for the girl by the window in front, the one by Jacky Cheung, you know, yes, yes, I’ll be with you on the way, I’m willing to squeeze in a little bit.”

No matter how awesome the If You Are the One female guest is. Just by extinguishing one man's lamp, the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can extinguish an entire floor! ! !