I wish you a happy new year. Good things are chasing you, the supervisor pays attention to you, the illness is avoiding you, the car is letting you go, the plane is avoiding you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, and everything follows you happily.
Do n't move Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. What about you! Put down your cell phone and stand against the wall with your hands on the stool. Listen carefully: I wish you a happy new year, no meetings on New Year's Eve, no appointments for midnight snack and morning tea, and no company after the holiday. I have no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely. cut off
There are surprises after reading it in one breath: five blessings wishes you a happy New Year. Over and over again, colorful life enjoys great prestige in all directions. Wrap it with colorful feelings, delete colorful blessings, wrap it with sweet expectations, fill it with festive joy and happiness, and send it with auspicious snowflakes. Suffer from hell
Imperial edict: Bring goods to Fengtian, and the emperor called: You owe me 30 cents since last year's Spring Festival, and you are not allowed to shit for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper when you shit. The paper Liu brought is only three feet long until you suffocate! Qin, get the paper!
There is a sentence that I have never dared to say to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it during the New Year: You are so annoying-(likable) people like it, and you dare not look at it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!
During the Spring Festival, you will have a violent wind of money, just like heavy rain money, heavy rain gold hail and silver hail, beating a few knots of diamond ice, growing emerald trees, hanging pearl frost, cutting agate fruit, be careful to be beaten! Happy spring festival!
On the New Year's Eve, cheers continued; Inconvenient to disturb the phone; Send a message to celebrate the New Year and express my wish; I wish your family good health; Live a happy life and earn more at the beginning of the year and next year; Pay New Year's greetings early, so as not to be busy!
If you are alone now, I wish you a happy new year. If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are. initial
If having money is also a mistake, I wish you repeat your mistakes! Happy new year!
A catty of peanuts and a catty of dates, good luck is always with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, the blade is auspicious and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, deleted the financial resources and rolled into the pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, I wish you all your wishes; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, I wish you a happy year of the tiger. appear
Solemnly declare: this short message has never been forwarded, never seen before, the packaging is simple, sincere, original and genuine, and piracy will be investigated. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Tiger!
I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you have too much money. It's a good thing that you can receive the text message. Kay sent a warm message to a fool. I hope it won't make him angry, and don't bravely choose to commit suicide. Xi'an
Turn the sand in the Sahara desert into wealth, the water in the Pacific Ocean into happiness, and take the top of the Himalayas as a birthday present. I wish you prosperity, prosperity and health in the new year!
The cutest message of the year: the person who received it will never be fired, the person who read it will have a successful career, the person who stored it on the stool will have a sweet love, the person who deleted it will have good luck again and again, and the salary of the person who cut it forward will skyrocket!
I sincerely wish you the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of frozen bread. At the beginning, I wish you a happy new year!
God, it's so blue! The sea is too salty! Life, it's too hard to be cool! Work, cutting is too annoying! And you, coagulation predestined relationship; Miss you, ling insomnia; Too far away to see you; What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow a bowl! Happy spring festival!
In the new year, I wish my friends: it's good to have more money and less money; Be handsome and ugly; It is a good thing to be old and not in good health; It is good to be poor and rich; Just understand all the troubles; It's good to have a stable life!
I hold Harry Potter's wand in my hand and sincerely pray: I will turn all the celebrations into cream, knead all the blessings into chocolate, and the blade will make cakes happily forever ... and smash you! Happy new year!
In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the whole country: 1 Repairing elevators for Mount Everest; 2. WaChangCheng; 3. Put the plane into reverse gear; Do three little things: 1. Wear gloves to prevent flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; 3. Feed you. All right.
There are big gifts and surprises waiting for you during the Spring Festival. Edit the message "I want to invite you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (the number of the guy who sent the message, of course), and you will have the opportunity to get the autograph of the genius and take a group photo as a souvenir. You have a rare opportunity. Hurry up and act!
From now on, I only love and spoil you, so I won't lie to you. I will do everything I promised you, and I mean everything I say to you. If I don't bully you, hit you or scold you, believe me. Hey, happy new year ~
The new law has been amended. Since the Spring Festival in the Year of the Tiger, it is illegal for women to wear bras and underwear ... because it is a crime to wear bras and it is a crime for Kay to wear underwear. Men wear underwear more seriously, and you are guilty of harboring guns and ammunition. You're still smiling, Kay. Take it off!
Wine: it's like water when poured into a cup. Drinking it is haunted. When you walk, you will trip. Fight when you get home. Climbing into bed will lead to impotence. You will regret it the next day. Did you drink it during the Spring Festival?
Wife is home, lover is flower; Pay the family and buy flowers with bonuses; Go home when you are sick, and look at the flowers when you are well; I hope you remember to go home often in the new year, but don't forget to water the flowers. no
The important task of the post-90s generation is to create the post-90s generation. Brother Chi, I wish you a happy Spring Festival and a successful New Year!
Sisters, I wish you a happy New Year. Find a boyfriend like EXCEL in the 20 10 New Year-hide if you want, filter if you want, delete if you want, and I won't save if you are unhappy. stool
It's the New Year! I wish the online money business will continue to develop like Marxism, glow with charm like Mao Zedong Thought and keep pace with the times like Theory of Three Represents. I wish you a happy New Year!
New Year and Spring Festival "Sina" tide, create SMS and MMS in good faith-I wish you a happy "new year", as rich as the East China Sea, cooler and thinner than Nanshan!
Four blessings: book a New Year's Eve dinner, stop a taxi when you go out, get lucky money when you visit, and have a holiday on the first day of the year until the fifteenth; I wish you a positive fortune, a partial fortune, a windfall, and a wealth of stools; Family, friendship, affair and good luck!
I originally bought two pounds of fashion from Huaihai Road, three pounds of romance, eight pounds of happiness from my own control, and one ton of concern from my heart. I'll give it to you as a Spring Festival gift!
I heard that angels love chestnut cakes, so I bought some and put them on the windowsill. Stayed up until midnight and finally kidnapped an angel with a sheet. Then I made a wish to the angel and said, "I hope the people who are reading the text messages will have a happy New Year!"!
The Spring Festival is coming, and the State Council has issued five bans: no pretending to be busy and ignoring me, no forgetting me when you get rich, no not helping me when you are in trouble, no not calling me when you have dinner, and no thinking about me when you are free! Happy Spring Festival. dig