Begging Wu Zhao for Xu Jingye.
Wang Luobin in Tang Dynasty
Those who are false to the Wu family are essentially disharmonious, and the ground is really cold. Yesterday, Chen Chong Taizong, a minister, changed clothes to serve. Evening festival, erotic palace chaos. Concealing the private affairs of the first emperor, hiding the secrets of the chamber of secrets, beginners are jealous, and moths refuse to let people go; Cover your ears and steal the bell, flattery can confuse the Lord. After practicing Yuan, I went to Zhai Zhai, and I was trapped in the gathering. Taking lizards as the heart, wolves are natural, approaching evil and eccentricity, killing loyalty, killing my sister Xiong Tu, and killing the king and mother. God and man are jealous of each other, and heaven and earth are not allowed. And stealing cultural relics with ulterior motives. Your beloved son lives in seclusion in another palace; The thieves' clan alliance entrusts it with an important task. Oh! If it hadn't been for Huo Gan, Zhu would have died. Yan pecked at the emperor's grandson, knowing that Han Zuo would be exhausted; Only after the death of the emperor did I know the sudden decline of Xia Ting.
Xian Di Tang old minister, Qi Huangong Hou Zhongzi. Serving the cause of the first gentleman, Holland will be a great favor to the DPRK. Song Weizi's prosperity and sorrow are both good and good. Yuan Junshan's tears are in vain! With anger, An Zhi countries. Because of my disappointment with the world, I obeyed my inner heart, raised the banner of justice and eliminated evil spirits. There are hundreds of mountains in the south and three rivers in the north, with iron riders in groups and jade shafts connected. Hailing red millet, poor accumulation; Jiangpu Huangqi, what contribution does rehabilitation make? The class moves, the north wind rises, but the firm but gentle Pentium, Nanping. When you scream, the mountain collapses, and when you get angry, the clouds change color. Take this as an enemy and the enemy will not be destroyed; If you want to do something with this, you can't do anything
Or Han Jue handed down from the family, or Qin Zhou, a local assistant, or a fake and re-sent minion, or was appointed as a publicity room. Words are still in my ears, but loyalty forgets my heart. What is six feet of loneliness before a handful of dirt is dried? If we can turn a disaster into a blessing and send it to the mansion, * * * will be honored as a diligent king, and there will be no abolition of your life. You must enjoy the mountains and water. If he is attached to the poor city, wandering on the wrong road and sitting on the front signs, he will be punished behind. Look who owns the field of today's world! When I moved to the county, Ambassador Xian knew the taste.
2. How to curse Zhuge in classical Chinese: (Laughing a few times and holding the fan to answer) I thought you were an old minister of the Han Dynasty and came to the front to face the soldiers of the two armies.
There must be some remarks, but I didn't expect to say such rude things! I have a sentence, please listen carefully. When Emperor Huan and Emperor Ling were in those days, the Han Dynasty declined, eunuchs became a disaster, the country was chaotic and fierce, and all directions were noisy.
After the Yellow turban insurrectionary uprising, Dong Zhuo, Li Jue and Guo Si followed closely. Hijacking Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty is cruel to life. Therefore, above the temple, deadwood is the official; Between temples, animals eat Lu.
As a result, ruthless people were in power, and slaves were in power one after another, so that the country became a mound and the whole people suffered a lot! What did Wang Situ do during the national disaster? I know Wang Situ's life like the back of my hand. You live in the East China Sea, and at the beginning of your career, you took filial piety as an official. You should help the country through Kuang Jun and help Liu through Kuang Jun.. When did you help the rebels and plot to usurp the throne? Sin is so terrible that heaven and earth can't tolerate it! Wang: (pointing to Zhuge Liang) You ... Zhuge Cunfu, how dare you ... Zhuge: (standing angrily) Shut up! Old thief, don't you know that people all over the world are willing to raw your meat? How dare you rap here! Today, thanks to God's will, Emperor Zhaolie was born in Xichuan, and he inherited the great unification. Now, under the orders of your successor, I am recruiting thieves. Since you are an apple polisher, you can only shrink your head and beg for food and clothing. How dare you arrogate the number of days in front of our army! Whitehead, ugly old thief! You are going to die in the grave. How can I meet the 24 th emperor of Han Dynasty? ! Wang: (covering his chest with his hands, trembling) I, I, I ... Zhuge: (loudly reprimanding) Two officials and thieves, you have wasted 70% of your life, and you have never made any achievements in your life. You will only talk! Help Cao abuse! A dog with a broken spine still dares to bark in front of our army. I have never seen such a brazen person! Wang: You, you ... Ah ... (I fell under the horse, stepped forward to help me left and right, and died! Zhuge Liang cursed Wang Lang's death. He is a bald man, an old thief with a beard! A dog with a broken spine still dares to bark in front of our army. These words are simply touching.
I hope it helps you. I hope it can be adopted. Thank you! ~。
3. What are the classic swearing sentences in classical Chinese, such as mice, which are extremely obscene?
Can swallows know the ambition of swans? Not enough! If your mother goes to that old woman and says that I closed my eyes and took a nap today, there will be no less than two or three sentences. Anger also, people who take a nap, not only me, but also the focus. What's more, I haven't lost my mind, and I am very wronged.
What can you do? Your fruit is like a classic sentence of cursing in classical Chinese (1). First, I will see your socks and your clothes every move of the public. ? Second, the son's smile is smelly shit in the sun.
Third, don't tell me that I'm a neat freak. ? Fourth, your heart is in gutter oil! ! When I meet you, I should read four words: physically disabled and determined.
I want to take a hose, connect one end to the faucet and stick the other end into your mouth. Make you think! Who TM let Confucius say that taste can also be six flavors? Wen Qing was sold, and I believe I was scared. Although you are not that stupid, you are harmless. Who is so bold? You sold it in the past, which is really a disaster. ? Seven, your IQ is the same as that of your sweet potato mother, and it is endless.
Classic sentences of cursing in classical Chinese? Eight, don't be an old man, don't be a son's home, don't be a thirsty neighbor's wealth. ? Nine, you think the pencil is closed.
There are many pens in prosperity. ? Ten, jealousy is taboo, people are not dogs. Later, those who were interested in the eleventh or the 2.58 million that I delayed less than before became POSE, Yu Sheng? .
12. First of all, it's no use talking too much. Hearing this, the dog knows that I scold it and praise you. ? Thirteen, don't talk to words, just because you don't know, in people's eyes, I am a very stupid thing with pigs.
Fourteen, see you like to see the side dishes in the market, vegetables in the market, a lot of 50 cents. ? Fifthly, all functions are enemies of this natural illusion.
I want to see your words, but how can you bury them in your * * *? Hey? I don't know if it's your face. You are speechless and say, "Go away." ? Eighteen, I really don't know, why don't you stay in the light day and night, and then someone reminds me that it's Ming and I want to be a pig at night! ? Nineteen, if your life has lived on the earth for several years! I want to obey the sky, there are many birds in the forest! Classic sentences of cursing in classical Chinese? Twenty or thirteen idiots are like valleys in the south. They cook three times a year and never run out.
Classical Chinese cursing sentences (2)? First, there are six people out of ten who hate you. Second, your goodness is almost three, and its quantity can be seen. ? Fourth, let bygones be bygones. Six, rotten wood can't be carved, and the wall of dirt can't be broken! ? Seven, the sentence of swearing in classical Chinese? Eight, obedient can not be taught, rotten wood can not be carved.
Nine, you are a mouse, and you are extremely poor. Classic sentences of cursing in classical Chinese? Ten, the ambition of a swan, a swallow can know eleven, I am not the only one who is angry and takes a nap. What's the point of 12 or 13? It's wrong that the situation is still not absent.
? What can you do? Fifteen, stand upright, not enough! ? Sixteen, mother, mother's sincerity? 17, hours, big is bad? 18. Confucius said: The initiator has no future? Nineteen, if I hadn't stayed to fuck you, twenty, today I said I would close my eyes and take a nap. Twenty-one, not less than two or three sentences at the top. ? 22, inhuman, you don't benefit much! ? Twenty-three, the old fairy is a thief? Twenty-four, only villains and women are difficult to raise? Twenty-five, there is no cure for brain-disabled people? Twenty-six years old, if it's really possible? 27. Why are there more than half of the students in the case, which makes me very angry.
? Twenty-nine, all the people who laugh have lost their teeth: the dog hole is wide open? Thirty, your mother is locked! ? Thirty-one, what can you do? 1. This is heartless, heartless, and your body is very light! ? Two. Before I knew Wang, I didn't see the disease of skin covering.
Three. Your mother gave birth to this piece of junk for rape and contraception? Four.
Who has been looking straight at you for so many years? I'm convinced. ? Five.
You abandoned right and wrong three times and took over six times when you were born. Do you really want to stand on a size 37 shoe and face your size 42 face? Seven.
You are a caring and attractive worker, and Xiaobai has been working for the people's new ear fish. Eight. Old people are science fiction, and old people are the best! ? Nine.
Dude, turn down the resolution of the face by ten points. Your appearance broke people's thinking.
Eleven. When your mother gave birth, she didn't have to be abandoned by others and raised in the womb? Twelve.
Don't tell me I'm a neat freak. ? Thirteen.
I can't stand shit and urine, and neither can you. ? fourteen
I can't even buckle you against the wall. ? Fifteen.
Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart from each other. Sixteen years old.
There is a big plate on these two lips. ? Seventeen.
Wen ruyi is rich, and Erlang God is the main person. ? Eighteen.
You cheated, but you left. Aren't your balls cold? Nine times out of ten. People will say, my mother.
Can you treat your father? . ? Twenty.
People scold you for pretending to be thirteen, but you can return. Well, you're only thirteen. ? Twenty one.
People scold you, my son said, I fired you. ? twenty-two
In your mother's belt, others ask, big sister, you monkey count the money to buy it. ? Twenty three
See if your grandmother doesn't hurt, but my uncle doesn't. ? Twenty-four
Jian' an people will always be Jian' an people, and they are already in danger. You are also valuable. ? Twenty-five years old
Please take a reunion trip. ? Twenty-six
Treat the disease. Keep the change. I'm not a doctor. ? Twenty seven
Your inner face is longer than your pelvis. ? Twenty-eight years old
Happy at the same time, and drink urine sugar. ? Twenty-nine
At the beginning, the public was proud of each other. What's the fun now? Thirty. I jumped on the dog and wagged my tail, knowing why you did the same.
4. If you want 100 classic inspirational quotations in classical Chinese to be higher, you must use 1 with you, and don't hide your virtue with one stroke.
-"Zuo Zhuan" translation: When evaluating a person, you can't deny his credit because of a small mistake. 2, it is not too much to see good, and seeing bad is like exploring soup.
When you meet a good man, you are afraid that it is too late to learn from him. Seeing a good thing, I'm afraid I can't do it. Seeing evil people doing bad things is like touching hot water. You should leave at once and stay away.
But as long as you climb a flight of stairs, you can broaden your horizons by 300 miles. -Wang Zhihuan Translation: If you want to see the scenery farther and wider, you have to go to by going up one flight of stairs.
If you want to learn more and deeper knowledge, you must work harder than before. 4, the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and the friendship between villains is as sweet as ever.
-"Zhuangzi" translation: The communication between gentlemen is as dull as water, so that friendship will last long; The intercourse between villains is as thick as sweet wine, but it won't last long. 5. Learn to be close to knowledge, be close to benevolence, and be ashamed to be close to courage.
-"The Doctrine of the Mean" translation: Diligence is close to wisdom, and as long as you work hard, you will be close to benevolence. Knowing right and wrong, good and evil is a sign of courage. 6, a good word warms three winters, and a bad word hurts in June.
-Translation of proverbs in the Ming Dynasty: A kind and beneficial word can make the listener feel warm even in the cold of three winters; On the contrary, bitter words hurt others' feelings and self-esteem, even in the summer of June, people will feel cold. 7. After Wan Jing, filial piety comes first.
-"Augmented Xianwen" translation: Wan Jing tells the truth, and filial love for brothers takes the lead. 8. Good and evil are made by people, and good and evil are brought by themselves.
-"Augmented Xianwen" translation: Good things and bad things are done by yourself, and disasters and happiness are attracted by your words and deeds. 9. The gentleman hides the device in his body and waits for the opportunity.
-"Zhouyi" translation: Even if a gentleman has outstanding skills, he will not show off and show off everywhere. But to show your talents or skills when necessary.
10, never tire of learning, never tire of teaching. -"The Analects of Confucius" translation: study hard but don't feel satisfied, and teach others not to get bored.
1 1, the world knows how to take it, but doesn't know how to take it. People all think that what they get from others is harvest, but they don't know that giving to others is harvest.
12, people are inherently mortal, and death is heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather. -[Han] Sima Qian translation: People will die after all, but the value of death is different. To die for the just cause of the people is heavier than Mount Tai, and those who are selfish and harm others are lighter than a feather.
13, sheep have the grace of kneeling and nursing, and crows have the meaning of feeding back. -Translation of "Glory and Dedication": The lamb has the gratitude to kneel down to receive breast milk, and the little crow has the kindness to feed the mother crow. Children should know how to be filial to their parents.
14, the strong have their own hands, don't brag to others. Although you are a strong man, there must be someone better than you, so don't be conceited and praise yourself in front of others.
15, jade is rough and abrasive; People don't learn or know. -"Book of Rites" translation: Jade cannot be useful if it is not carved; People don't learn and don't understand.
16, Man Cang loses money and gains moderately. -"Shangshu" translation: Being complacent about what has been achieved will bring losses and disasters; Only by being modest and always aware of your own shortcomings can you benefit from it.
17, people don't know or care, aren't they gentlemen? If I have achieved something that others don't understand, I will never feel angry or wronged. Isn't this also a gentleman's demeanor? 18, when the book is used, you won't be so annoying. You won't know how difficult it is until you have been there.
-translated by Chen Tingzhuo: Knowledge always makes people feel inadequate. A lot of things, unless you have experienced it yourself, you don't know how difficult it is. 19, stupid birds fly first and become trees early, and stupid people study hard and become useful early.
A slow-flying bird will fly into the forest earlier than other birds, and a person who is not smart enough can become a useful talent earlier than others as long as he works hard. 20. There is a road to diligence in Shushan, and there is no limit to learning the sea.
Diligence is a shortcut to the peak of knowledge. You can swim freely in the ocean of knowledge and are not afraid of hardship. 2 1, learning is like sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat.
-"Zeng Xianwen" translation: Learning should keep forging ahead and work hard, just like sailing against the current. If you don't work hard, you can only go backwards. 22. My life is limited, and so is my knowledge.
-"Zhuangzi" translation: My life is limited, but human knowledge is infinite. 23, old and old, people are old; Young people, young people, young people.
-"Mencius" translation: respect and love the elders of others, just like respecting and loving your own elders; Love other people's children as you love your own. 24. If you don't fight when you see humiliation, it's a shame.
When justice is insulted and bullied, it is shameful not to stand up. 25, the embankment of thousands of feet, collapsed with ant holes; A room 100 feet high was burning with sudden smoke.
-"Han Feizi" translation: Li Qian levee, because there are ants digging holes, it may collapse and burst; A 100-foot-high building may be burned down by a fire caused by sparks from a chimney gap. 26. The speaker is innocent, and those who smell it are enough to quit.
-Translation of Preface to Poetry: Those who make critical comments are not guilty. When you hear criticism from others, you should seriously reflect on yourself, correct your mistakes and take it as advice from others.
27. Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for illness, but advice when most unpleasant is good for action. -"Confucius' Family Language" translation: Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease; Advice may sound bad, but it is good for people's behavior.
28, words must be believed, and actions must be fruitful. -translation of the Analects of Confucius: words must be done; Once you have determined what you want to do, you should do it resolutely and boldly.
I don't care, I don't need it, I don't care, I don't care. -"The Analects of Confucius" translation: Tell the truth, don't guess out of thin air; Don't be arbitrary, willful and feasible; Flexible action, not rigid; Everything is not centered on "I", not self-righteous, and cooperate with people around me to complete the task.
30. In a threesome, there must be a teacher, choose the good one and follow it, and change the bad one. -Translation of The Analects of Confucius: III.
5. How did the ancients "gracefully" curse people? Wen Jiasan talked about swearing. Similarly, this is a straightforward and aggressive violation.
This may be a metaphorical curse. Especially in ancient times, under the environment of respecting the old and loving the young, respecting the humble and orderly, people knelt down and scolded the people sitting there, and were easily killed if they didn't offend them, so they could only blame others.
"nzzhidao" presents you with an elegant swearing strategy. Swearing can be divided into three or six categories, such as "Tell me, I am a corn without food", and the talk in The Book of Songs is an allusion.
No matter on the surface or inside, I can't find anything wrong, that is, I am scolding the rats who eat my rice, but I am secretly scolding those who only exploit for nothing. It seems that people have understood metaphor for a long time. If we want to make the language of swearing offensive, we should also dwarf people into animals, or people's wisdom is endless.
As a result, Xiang Yu, the overlord of the first generation, was directly scolded as an animal when he took Xianyang and was ready to return to China with his family wealth to show off. "People say that people take a bath monkey crown ear, it happens.
("Historical Records of Xiang Yu") "What do you mean? In other words, Xiang Yu is like a monkey in a hat. He looks like a man, but he is still an animal. This is calling Xiang Yu superficial. Swearing is elegant. If you meet someone who can't read, you will think it is a compliment.
It's not like "you put green onions in your pig's nose. What are you pretending to be?" Of course, he angrily called Xiang Yu a monkey. "Wang Xiang smelled it and cooked it." If you really called him a pig, he wouldn't chop you up and feed you to the pig.
In addition to dwarfing people, human society also has an extremely obvious hierarchy. So sometimes you don't have to turn each other into animals, just lower your status level.
King Lie of Zhou collapsed, and all the princes died. Let's go back together. Zhou was so angry that he ran to Qi State and said, "The sky has fallen, and the son of heaven has sat on the ground.
When Tian Ying, the minister of Dong Fan, comes, it will be embarrassing! Wang Wei Bolan said angrily, "I'm scolding you, but so are my mother and servants." -"The Warring States Policy" said that when King Zhou died, all the vassal states went to offer condolences, and it was too late to go together.
The Zhou royal family rebuked the King of Qi, but they didn't buy it. She scolded the Zhou royal family and called your mother a bitch! The royal family is at the highest level of society, the servant is only above the slave, and the queen mother is dismissed as a handmaid, no less than the atomic bomb attack. Swearing according to status is quite popular in high society. For example, Cao Cao is called "fuck fat and castrate ugly", which means that he was raised by eunuchs; Liu Bei is always ridiculed as a "village man" and a "man who sells seats and knits shoes".
If you really don't know each other's status, then there is another way. A sentence like "I don't plan enough" or "only women are difficult to support" can generally condemn the other party to a lower level. In fact, this kind of scolding is only effective for people in a superior position. People with low status are at the bottom of society. It is worthy of their name to use low status as an attack weapon. He doesn't feel hurt when they are in that position.
Moreover, for a long time in ancient times, "Wen" and "Yan" were separated. Although the words spoken in the temple and the street are the same, due to the special writing style of classical Chinese, the swearing words in classical Chinese always have a bookish atmosphere, and you need to know the words and phrases to unlock the understanding. For example, King Robin's "Fight for Xu Jingye"? It is called "Yan": "Near the evening festival, the spring palace is messy.
Concealing the private affairs of the first emperor, hiding the secrets of the chamber of secrets, beginners are jealous, and moths refuse to let people go; Cover your ears and steal the bell, flattery can confuse the Lord.
After practicing Yuan? Zhai, I'm stuck in the party. Take lizards as the heart and wolves as the sex.
Close to evil and eccentric, it harms loyalty and goodness. Kill your sister, kill your brother, and kill your parents.
What the man of God envies is beyond the reach of heaven and earth. "In the eyes of educated people, this kind of parallel prose is not only elegant, but also hearty.
However, in the case of illiteracy everywhere in ancient times, such scolding is too high-profile and ungrounded. The so-called noble curse in classical Chinese, while occasionally jumping out in spoken English? Say one or two common dirty words.
Therefore, in ancient times, those servants should never think that their master or wife didn't swear, but that you were not in the same dimension as them and you couldn't understand their swearing. Luo sculpture.
(Oriental IC/ Figure) Luo's curse of "throwing a shit at the same time" at the temple fair can be regarded as the swan song of the curse of classical Chinese, because novel forms have appeared one after another, and street words despised by the upper class have also appeared in books. Literati foul language, street slang foul language, but in fact obscene.
After the Song and Yuan Dynasties, although the mode of separation of language and literature still existed, some last-rate or unofficial intellectuals began to try to create in pure common language. Moreover, notes and unofficial history are also very popular among literati. What about the street salting? Words will also enter the room.
Swearing is not an art, but it is a technical job. Whether it is a temple or a town, it is inevitable to contact it in language communication.
Therefore, although there are differences in the ways of swearing in classical Chinese, in the use of language, the two groups are definitely "throwing a shit." Let's say Water Margin. The people described are ordinary people, and the aggression of swearing remains the same, but the way of swearing will change compared with those in a superior position.
Wang Jin was the first person to be scolded in Water Margin, and Gao Qiu said that "that fellow resisted the imperial court", and he soon became an "army thief" at large. "This fellow or that fellow" frequently appears in Water Margin, which is the meaning of this boy in modern vernacular, so "fellow" is not swearing, but a general term for people.
However, thieves deserve troops, which is a heavy curse. In ancient times, there was a punishment of stabbing to death and exile. On the one hand, this clearly exposes the shortcomings of the other party. For example, many Liangshan heroes commit crimes; On the other hand, it is not good to scold each other because they are criminals. In addition to fellow villagers, another common one is the straight niang thief.
Because there is a word "thief", modern people can barely understand its meaning, but it may be that the meaning you understand is different from that contained at that time. In ancient grammar, it means value, value and selling. A straight male thief is a thief who even dares to evaluate and betray his own mother.
The ancient people paid great attention to filial piety and cursed others for selling their mothers, which was a naked curse of unfilial. Thief is a common dirty word, which can be put in front or behind.
Tang asked Song Jiang for money, but the pious woman caught him. When two people scold each other, they put the word thief before and after.