2. If you don't love, please leave by wheel.

3. Memory is the bridge to the lonely prison.

4. I wanted to turn around gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

People who don't cherish will never get true love.

Dear, forgiving others is also forgiving yourself.

7. Where did the time go? I was old before I pretended to be B.

8, a person has a good life, why go in love.

9, phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

10, when you die, I will burn down Hongyi Courtyard to see you off.

1 1. I'm not a TV. Stop staring at me all the time.

12, I will only go too far, only threaten, nothing else.

13, love a person all, including her cotton trousers.

14, a vigorous game is like a mediocre life.

15. Don't want to live or die. Live if you can't die.

16, I am not beautiful, but I may not be able to value you.

17, this is a world where wages do not rise and prices soar.

18, if you are not cruel, then wait for others to peel your skin and your heart.

19, people say that I am ugly, but I am handsome and low-key.

Kindness means that I don't eat meat when others are hungry.

2 1, my biggest fear is that I can't forget you.

22. How can you be so calm when you secretly love me!

23, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

24, you must be happy to spit out, just worthy of my exit.

25. You are my little aunt. I love you enough.

26, I am not your little raccoon, I can't play with you!

27. The old woman smiled back and fascinated the nuns.

28. If you don't take yourself seriously, I won't take you seriously.

29. As soon as you open this card, you seriously deny our future.

30. In my eyes, except death. All leaving is betrayal.

3 1, for a foodie, the most terrible dream is to have a hungry dream.

32. There are some things you have to shoulder, because that is responsibility.

33, heartless, can live a hundred years. Have a clear conscience and never get tired of life.

Chatting with you, I found that I am a person with high IQ.

35. Don't play hooliganism with a female hooligan, you never know how hooligan she is.

36. Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone!

37. When the brain is not clear, my sister is always looking for the donkey.

38. I am like a weatherman, always guessing my future.

39. I have been cheated by you, and I have no heart. How can you make me sad?

40. Tell me your home address and I'll change it into a public toilet.

4 1, since you can stand the high cold, you have to stand the cold.

42. When I asked where * * was, I suddenly turned around and he was right in front of me.

43. If I remember you in my next life, I must have died incompletely.

44. Sometimes what we miss is not that we loved, but that we lost weight!

45. Temper is like farting. Come out if you have it, or it will ruin your health.

46. If you can entrust your life to me, I will use my life to make you laugh.

47. I don't miss you when it rains, but when the newly washed clothes will dry.

48. Today, the teacher said I was a troublemaker in my class, so what is my classmate?

49. Actually, I'm just waiting for me to get fat enough. I am thin to surprise others.

50. Now you are worried about sunrise in the east and rain in the west. The road is sunny, but the sun is shining.

5 1. Meat that grows on the chest instead of the face is sensible meat.

52. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

53. My eggs hurt. No one will help you rub it. That's what men do.

54. After you were born, did you throw you out three times and only catch you twice?

There will be light in your world, because the sun in my memory protects you.

Like a child, they will say that playing is my greatest pleasure, and I like playing very much.

Don't cry in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but make you cry louder.

58. A woman who cares about her appearance is rubbish, but a woman who cares about her heart is treasure.

59, nothing to bask in the sun, maybe no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned.

60. Now people follow the trend and use Zhenshiming eye drops to treat pinkeye.

6 1, what makes women forget is feelings, and what makes men forget is feelings.

62, weeding in the afternoon, nothing depends on the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

The most important thing in life is not where we are, but where we will go

64. We all sleep in class, skip class after class and die in the final exam.

65. The gap between the poor and the rich: the rich have too many choices, while the poor have no choice.

66. The difference between a man and a dog is that a man can control his mouth, while a dog can only mess around.

67. I don't want to be understood by you, and I don't want to be understood, so you don't want me to do what you do to others.

I dare not feel whether you still have me in your heart, because I'm afraid I'm embarrassing myself.

69. I've been really busy recently. It's hard to sleep for 24 hours a day.

70, a Qi Liuhai, how many ignorant girls have been hurt, can not let go, can not tie.

7 1. Some people who have been injured will be braver because they know that it hurts the most.

72. Getting married is knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and leaning towards the mountains, but nothing ventured, nothing gained.

73. When I was a child, I looked forward to growing up quickly, even if it was because I didn't want to go to school or do my homework.

74. People without lofty beliefs are like a stagnant pool, which can never afford to swing the magnificent waves.

75, you have a desire for a person, that is like, you resist the desire for a person, that is love.

76. You just have characteristics. In retrospect, you wanted to commit a crime. Looking back, you want to look forward, and you want to defend yourself.

77. The ideal man in a woman's mind is actually: Guan Yunchang has something to do and Ximen Qing has nothing to do.

78. If I spend all my time and enthusiasm chasing you, you will only be a scum.

79. Time flies. As before, the melody once lingered in my ears, and I couldn't help feeling a lot.

80. You abandoned me when I was struggling. Why should I compromise now?

8 1, someone said they hated me, and I immediately smiled, making you unhappy and making me feel very happy.

82. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you in the name of Xueba: the seal is lifted!

83. I like to sleep like a dead pig every day, and I will feel particularly satisfied when I wake up.

84. People think I'm looking down, but I'm actually looking at whether I should pick up this dime on the ground.

85. I tell you, your chances of being admitted to Fudan are the same as my chances of being president of the United States.

86. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am online, you can't see.

You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: rain or shine, ups and downs, joys and sorrows, * * early *.

If you are ten years younger, I can say you are naive, but now I can only say you are mentally retarded.

89. If anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning bag, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning bag!

90. Madame Curie: I don't know if love is radioactive. I'll take one to the lab to do the experiment first!

9 1, experiment with two bugs. The one in the whiskey died, which proves that there are no bugs in the stomach when drinking whiskey.

92. After graduation, I lost books on the fifth floor, screamed on the fourth floor, watched the excitement on the third floor and the second floor, and picked up information on the first floor and seventh grade!

93. Looking at the dark sky, I stayed in a street called Loneliness, and I had to accept and hide all my feelings alone.

94. It is said that when a girl is angry, she will hold her down and kiss her hard, but why did I get hit by her boyfriend?

95. After getting up today, I said to my husband: I want to make up. These idiots came to a sentence: that's not makeup, it's transformation.

96. How many people carved the word "morning" on their desks at school?

97. The teacher said: The exam is not about falling in love. Do not flirt. The exam is not about online games. Please don't work as a team.

98. Playing with people who can play well is called playing. Playing with people who can't play well is like working overtime!

99. If you don't love me anymore, please take all your kindness to me and get out of my world.

100, just now, my mobile phone was dirty. I used to wash it with water and dry it before I found it. Oh, no, what did I do just now?

10 1. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig ―― it is Bajie!

102, when I found my wife, I kissed her for the first time for three days and three nights. I want to ask, where have you been these years?

103, obedient as a grandson when in love; After engagement, learn to talk back like a son; Give orders like Lao Tzu after marriage!

104, how many girls can't envy my figure and slim. If I were a woman, I would charm many men. But I'm a man.

105, I hate anyone telling me the word "roll". Even joking will hurt feelings.

106, different people do the same thing for you, and you will feel a world of difference. Because what we care about is often not what people do, but what people do.