On this day, the couple came to Luoyang, where there is a gateway called "Internet Gateway". Guan Yu was about to go forward to find out when he saw a young man in white jumping out of the flying horse in the city. He was very handsome and natural. Guan Yu stepped forward to salute and said, "I'm Guan Yu, and I have something important to tell." The young man froze and turned white.
It turns out that this young man surnamed Kong is the moderator of the net. Last night, he met a girl named "Broken-winged Bird" in the chat room and said that he would come to meet today, so he specially wore tight men's clothes today to prepare for a romantic date with the girl. But just now, I heard Guan Yu's name in the newspaper. Isn't "american mouth" Guan Yu? Unexpectedly, the gentle and lingering girl in the chat room suddenly turned into a big man with a red face and a beard, and could not help but sigh: "I have paid my heart for the network, but the network has hurt my heart!" " "
Justice is puzzling. Suddenly, Mrs. Gan poked her head out of the car and said faintly, "Are you Confucius Xiuzi?" I was bored last night, so I walked into the chat room. At that time, I just said I was bored. I didn't expect you to be real. Things on the internet are illusory and can't be true. "
When she saw Mrs. Gump's jewels and splendor, she quickly shouted, "This is only man-made, isn't it, madam?"
Guan Yu was furious when he heard this. This boy dared to think about his wife's wife, ignoring me, the best player in the world, and shouted, "What a mess! Open the city gate quickly, or you will be beheaded! "
Kong was distressed by his feelings, and the whip pointed to justice: "You are about to be selected as one of the five outstanding young people in Sichuan. What is there to be arrogant about? Besides, you may not know how many fake tickets and black tickets there are. If you want to go, just bring the username and password registered by Prime Minister Cao. "
Guan: "I left in such a hurry that I forgot to ask the password."
Kong Xiudao: "How can I get through without a password? How can the VIP channel be open to ordinary tramps like you! "
Guan Yu was furious and raised his knife to Kong Xiu. Although this Kong Xiu is also a military commander, he has been prone on his computer desk since he became the host in recent years, and his hands are already very weak. How can he stand Guan Yu's 80 kilograms of dragon crescent moon blade? It was cut in half after only one round.
Guan Yu invited the two ladies to get on the bus and go through customs, heading for "Wuguan".
Han Fu, the Tathagata with Eight Arms, is the master of this martial art, and hidden weapons's skill is superb. At this time, I heard that Guan Yu was going to town, so I called people to discuss countermeasures.
Meng Tan, the thunderbolt general of Guan Yu, said, "I think Guan Yu only knows the kung fu of a three-legged cat. Driving a BMW, holding a nod, and fighting hard on the battlefield is no problem. If you dare to break into our Wudaoguan, you can definitely make him come to a good end. "
Han Fu said, "Although my good brother's martial arts have entered the country, Guan Yu is not easy to provoke. Last month, this man killed Yan Liang, the soul-killing knife of Hebei Shuangxiong, and Wen Chou, the life-killing gun. If you want to win the battle, you must come up with a comprehensive plan. "
Meng Tan said, "Tomorrow I'll try two tricks with him first. If I can't beat him, you can send hidden weapons again. " So this discussion is ready.
The next day, Guan Yu immediately leaned over and said, "I'm Guan Yu, Han Shouhou." I dare to borrow. "
Han Fu asked, "Do you have General Cao's green arrow?"
Guan zhengyi: "I have never longed for it."
Han Fu said, "I'll drive this road, and I'll keep this one. If you want to cross this road from now on, you must have an arrow in the green forest. If you don't have an arrow in the green forest, you are a public enemy of Wulin, and everyone will punish you! "
Guan Yu was furious: "How dare the little outlaw? If you insist on stopping him, Yan Liang and Wen Chou will be your fate! "
Meng Tan on the side roared: "Cut the crap, first take my move to knock down the eighteen palms of the dragon."
As he spoke, he split a palm out of thin air, like thunder. Guan Yu greeted him with a knife and heard a bang. Guan Yu was numb with shock, and the Qinglong Dao was almost sold.
Meng Tanxiao said, "Your technology has long been out of date. It's no use just lifting a stone pier to practice strength all day. You must know how to cultivate internal strength! "
Guan: "What internal force or external force, you can try a knife from me."
Said, and he urged the red rabbit to stand up like a mountain, holding high the Qinglong Bao Dao.
I saw that Meng agent used a wonderful trick of changing stars to turn Guan Yu's strength into invisibility, and then applied a finger magic to go straight to Guan Yu's temple.
Seeing that she was going to die, before she could say anything, an embroidery needle flew out of Mrs. Mi's car like a meteor. Meng Tan let out a cry and looked out of the window in horror. He only listened to the humanity in the car: "Sunrise in the East, only I am unbeaten. It is your luck that you can die in my hands. "
At this moment, Han Fu saw Meng Tan's mistake, and busy with a recruit all over the sky. Thousands of hidden weapons attacked Guan Yu, and Mrs. Mi swept most of hidden weapons with a wave of her big sleeve, but after all, it was too far away for Guan Yu to dodge, and her left arm was hit by hidden weapons, bleeding profusely.
Seeing that there was no hope of winning, Han Fu turned and left. Unexpectedly, Guan Gong's red hare was extremely fast, knocked out by Guan Gong and beheaded by the horse.
Guan Yu bandaged the wound, afraid of falling asleep, and set out overnight to vote for the "Advertising Pass".
The advertisement keeper surnamed Bian Mingxi is good at making meteor hammers. He is the advertising spokesman of Meteor brand hammer, which is printed with "Meteor brand hammer, Bian Xi's choice". When Bian Xi heard that Guan Gong had beheaded three generals in succession, he was unstoppable. He thought of a plan: ambush the swordsmen in Zhenguo Temple, lure Guan Gong into the temple, and use the lighting as a signal to chop him to death.
It's arranged. Guan Gong went out to meet Guan Gong. Tell me about Han's murder. Bian Xi said, "The generals are famous all over the world, and celebrities come forth in large numbers, dedicated to lovers all over the world. The general died with Liu Bei. Everyone knows that a wise prime minister will be careful and will not blame the general. "
Guan Yu was overjoyed and said, "It's rare for a general to understand justice. Just open the city and let Guan pass. Don't bother the general. "
Bian Xi looked at Guan Gong's left arm and said, "The general is injured and needs blood. We have blood-enriching oral liquid produced by Zhenguo Temple No.1 Factory. Please ask the general to have a taste. "
Guan: "This minor injury is not worth mentioning."
Bian Xi said, "The general's face is red. Presumably, he didn't use our XX facial cleanser. After using XX facial cleanser, his skin will be as moist and white as I want, and it can also moisturize for 24 hours. "
Guan Gong was about to refuse when two ladies in the car said, "XX Xiu, a good friend of youth, since we are no longer young, your eldest brother has begun to dislike us. If you want to save this relationship, you can only use XX partner, and I can be good to him. "
According to legend, there was a fellow villager in Zhenguo Temple, whose legal name was an endorsement of Pu brand pure water. He went up to Guan Gong and asked him, "Do you remember that poor monk? When I was young, I couldn't sit still when I heard the name of the general. "
Guan Gong said, "I have been away from home for many years and I can't get to know each other."
Putin knew Bian Xi's intention, so he raised his Buddhist monk's knife and looked at Guan Yu.
Guan Gong didn't understand what it meant and said, "We won't accept gifts this year."
Putin said: "Only those who accept knives and axes will accept gifts."
Guan Yu realized this and left with a knife.
Bian Xi said, "Mom said XX detergent should be used to wash weapons, and it can also remove fat. Why not take a knife to wash it? "
Fairness: "I choose, I like."
Before Bian Xi could reply, Guan Yu saw knives and axes hidden on both sides and shouted, "Is this your way of expressing that there is no conspiracy?"
When Bian Xi saw something, he shouted: "It's better to say than to do, just start from the side!"
Just as the thugs were about to start work, they were cut by Guan Yu. Bian Xi went to the hall and walked up and down the corridor. Guan Yu caught up with him and cut Bian Xi in half with one knife.
After Guan Yu dismissed everyone, Xie He said, "It's great that everyone is well. See you later, general. Take care. "
Guan Gong continued to escort the motorcade. In front of him, he saw a pass called "Love Pass". Wang Zhi, the satrap, was a famous strong woman in the Three Kingdoms period. Because of her arrogance, she doesn't care about the men around her, and she is bent on finding a real hero to entrust her life. At this time, when I heard that Guan Gong was coming, I was overjoyed and said, "I've heard for a long time that Guan Gong is the first hero of the big man, tall and powerful, with heavy feelings and righteousness. We must not miss this opportunity. "
Wang Zhi welcomed Guan Gong into the city, turned away from the crowd, put on a sexy daughter's costume, and walked to Guan Gong affectionately.
Guan Yu was shocked and said, "Why is General Wang dressed like this?"
Wang Zhichen said, "I hate it. I am a daughter. "
Guan Yu shivered all over, waited for a while and looked at Wang Zhi with a smile. Wang Zhi said with a smile, "You boys are really annoying. Why are you staring at others? The general must be thirsty from a long way? "
Guan was at a loss for a moment and said, "alas, alas, I am a little thirsty." Call the servant to serve tea. "
Wang Zhi said, "How can a servant serve a general and wait for a maid to pour him tea?" Holding out the orchid jade hand, revealing the snow-white wrist, and passing before Guan Yu's eyes, Guan Yu was dizzy and fidgety.
Wang Zhi said, "The general has had a hard journey. He must be tired. How about the handmaiden serving the general? "
Guan Gong stood up and said, "Come on, sir. Neither sister-in-law is in charge. Guan is leaving. " Said, and turned and ran out of the room.
Wang Zhi gawked at Guan Gong's back, his eyes gradually changed from bitterness to malice, and he said bitterly, "I wasted my infatuation with you. I didn't expect you to have an affair with two nephews. I can't get what others can't get! " He secretly summoned Hu Ban: "This Guan Yu escaped behind the Prime Minister's back, and killed the officers and men on the way. He was destined to die. Tonight you will surround the inn with 1000 sergeants, each with a torch, and set fire at midnight. No matter who it is, it will burn to death! " Hu Ban came back to life.
Hu Ban, who is also a daughter, has always heard about Guan Gong, a hero in the world, and her heart is full of admiration, but she has never met him. At this time, when she heard that she was in the inn, she asked the postman, "Where is General Guan?"
The post office clerk said, "I am reading in the hall."
Hu Ban got to the front of the hall and saw Guan Yu's left hand stretched out very long, reading a book under the lamp. "It's really handsome and cool!"
Guan Yu was surprised to ask who he was. Hu Ban stepped forward and said, "I am a subordinate of the prefect who is engaged in Hu Ban."
Guan Gong asked, "Is it the daughter of Hu Hua, who lives outside Xu Du?"
Hu Ban said, "It's just a little girl."
I took out the letter and handed it to Hu Ban, which read: "General Guan is a hero, and his daughter must not miss it, even if it is eight aunts or ten aunts ..." Hu Ban sighed: "A strange man like General is a prince charming in every woman's heart, but he treats me like a mountain, and his friendship is not satisfactory. Please leave the general quickly, because it will turn into a sea of fire at midnight. "
Guan Gong is very grateful.
It is said that Wang Zhi was very angry when he saw Guan Gong leave the city safely, so he quickly threw himself into battle and drove him out of the city. Guan: "I have never seen such a vicious woman as you. It's none of your business. Why did people burn the inn! "
Wang Zhi said bitterly, "Women never need to be reasonable, my friend. You have to stay with me even if you die today! " "He stabbed Guan Yu with a gun, and Guan Yu was furious. He split Wang Zhi in two and everyone dispersed.
Guan Yu and his party have reached the "literary pass" in a blink of an eye. From a distance, they saw a banner hanging on the city gate, "Warmly welcome superstar Guan Yunchang". Both sides of the road are already crowded with welcoming people. When they saw Guan Yu's arrival, they rushed to Guan Yu.
"Ayu, I love you!"
"Guan Gong, you are my idol!"
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Countless flowers and autographed books flocked to Guan Gong. Finally squeezed out from the crowd, was satrap Liu Ying into the house.
Calm the excited heart and say, "I didn't expect your city to love customs so much."
Liu Yandao: "I don't know the general's name, especially the love triangle in Taoyuan, which is popular all over the country. Even the old man is a big fan of yours. In order to express my admiration for the general, I specially spent half a month writing a song "I love you, I don't think I can even pull shit without you", and then I will sing on stage and hope the general can correct me. "
Guan Yu quickly waved his hand and said, "It's very kind of you. But finding your brother is urgent. I can listen to him later. The important thing is to get the boat ready as soon as possible and then cross the river. "
Ada was angry when he saw that Guan Yu had lost face. "Although there are ships, there is another guard at the ferry, Chyi Chin. We must ask his permission. "
Seeing this, Guan Yu led the car to the ferry.
Ferry's commander, Chyi Chin, is the president of Ferry Publishing House. Recently, he has been worrying about finding a good subject. At this time, when he heard that superstar Guan Gong was coming, he was ecstatic. This is a great fortune. While he was busy welcoming Guan Gong into the publishing house, he said, "This general is famous all over the world, and he has made great contributions to the whole world. He trekked thousands of miles to find his brother. Everyone admired him, but never recorded his deeds in detail. The reader asked us to publish several books about him. The arrival of the general today can just meet the wishes of readers. "
Apologize and say: "Guan is just a martial artist." How can he write a book? "
Chyi Chin said, "General Ben won't bother. We've done it for him. Just ask him to have a look. " Said to send a lot of books with gorgeous covers.
As soon as Guan Yu turned over, there were three men's grievances and assassinations-the history of Guan Yu's blood and tears, how I became a superstar, Guan Yu in the eyes of my eldest brother, Guan Yu in the eyes of my sister-in-law, the women around Guan Yu, Guan Yu's evaluation of love in the Spring and Autumn Period, and why Guan Yu's face was so red, and before her sister-in-law.
Guan Gong saw it and said angrily, "Isn't this ruining my reputation?"
Chyi Chin said, "The publishing industry is hard to do now. Without these things to attract attention, our publishing house would have closed long ago. If the general doesn't agree, you can't transition from here! "
Guan Gong was furious: "It's all you" black-hearted "publishing houses that have taught a bad social atmosphere. I won't spare you today! " "The sword in his hand fell, and Chyi Chin's head fell to the ground with a plop, and his blood spattered three feet.
Guan Gong trekked thousands of miles to find his brother. He passed five customs and beheaded six people. Later generations lamented in a poem: "Hang a golden seal to bid farewell to the Han Dynasty and look forward to my brother's return. A horse riding a red rabbit travels a thousand miles, and a knife Donlon goes through five levels. Loyalty and righteousness rushed to the universe, and the hero was shocked from then on. Lonely beheading should be invincible and now occupy the calligraphy room. "
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