Why don't we get along well and share new news with you every day? Call back every second, answer every second. I often prepare small surprises for you. Qq deletes all the opposite sex and doesn't say a word to other boys. Only good for you. Do you think you deserve it? I watched it here for a long time.

3. Do you know that every time a whale shits, its ass will be wide open, and it will not close for a long time after it is finished, which is very painful. You don't know because you only care about yourself.

4. Hello, handsome boy, I am very touched to see your photo. I now commandeer you as my boyfriend for free. I will send it to a circle of friends in the future to show my love and publicity. My 1 105 friends will definitely bring you exposure. I hope you don't be unappreciative.

If people don't have dreams, it's different from being carefree.

6. sell my brain at a high price, never use it, and settle it if you are interested.

7. I said that I like Li Bai's poems better, and that Lu Youqi (router) is broken, so my family can't surf the Internet.

8. Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious. You stew bone soup in a circle of friends?

9. Because I often stay up late, my liver seems to be not very good. Can everyone call me little darling?

10. Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious. Why stew bone soup in a circle of friends?

1 1. I insist on doing sit-ups every day, one at night and one in the morning.

12. I just saw a news that a person stayed up late and died suddenly, which scared me to death. Fortunately, I am a woman.

13. Seriously deal with six objects, one for WeChat, one for qq, one for Netease Cloud, one for Taobao, one for Alipay and one for Tik Tok. The first person to sign up is the team leader.

14. The way to get the other person's attention is not to say good morning every day, but to say "That's it?"

15. I met a boy who told me that he would love me all his life, but I didn't expect that his life was only three days.

16. I want to eat fried chicken, and when I think about it, tears flow down my mouth.

17. Cute or not, I must be a grumpy girl who sent him to the hospital.

18. As long as I have no morality, you can't kidnap me.

19. Those who change girlfriends immediately after breaking up can delete each other with me. It's not my turn to change What do you mean?

20. If I disappear, will you call me? Even where Jackson Yi's girlfriend went.