Second, I am young and have blisters on my feet.
Third, I don't take care of myself, I don't know that food is expensive, and I don't know that I am fat.
Fourth, there are no women who can't marry men, only men who can't marry women.
Five, don't go bad in debauchery, just pervert in silence!
Sixth, I haven't copied it, but I didn't say I wouldn't copy it.
Seven, I think you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.
Eight, God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"
Nine, when I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.
10. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a toiletries in the other.
Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.
I prayed to Jesus for a stable life, and he thought about it and said, let's talk about world peace first …
Don't tell me such a lie as "I love you", because I have already told others.
14. Let's go while I still care about you. Don't tell you to get out when I don't care.
Fifteen, tell the truth. I read the medical records. I can't even imagine a doctor.
Sixteen, not that my happiness must be based on your pain, but that you should let your pain make me happy …
Life always likes to throw me as a tug-of-war between angels and demons. To get back at them, I decided to make a straw rope to break it, and then they all rolled away …
Eighteen, if you shout "bitch" in the street, it is definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around!
Nineteen, I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better change to my wife!
Breaking my word is my style, betraying my relatives is my present situation, and living a long life is my result.
Everything is going up in price, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.
Twenty-two, I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.
Twenty-three, there are two pieces, five million brains!
Sorry, I only smell of sweat, but I'm not feminine.
Twenty-five, where there is no cow dung in the end of the world, why unrequited love for a piece of shit.
Twenty-six, erection is not everything, but erection is absolutely impossible!
Twenty-seven, think of a thousand roads at night, get up in the morning and take the original road.
Twenty-eight, why do we all give darkness to the devil, because they are brave and not afraid of darkness …
Twenty-nine, I planted my boyfriend in the field in spring, and in autumn, I forgot this crop.
Thirty, all unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is free in bed!
If you use a honey trap, I'll play along.
Don't look at me innocently like a puppy, it will make me want to eat dog meat.
I am different from you because I am human.
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If you think I don't deserve you, please get out of my world with your cheap love ~
If you love someone, you must be sincere. I don't like one fucking thing after another. Dare to really love someone.
If you don't love, then get out of my world with your hypocrisy.
Then who cares?,,,,
I go to three provinces every day: Is it high? Rich or not? Handsome? No, go study.
I left you because I wanted you to see how I gave your mistress and fourth to KO.
Everyone else is wearing a mask, and only oneself is the most real.
Say yes, but you want to fuck.
In order to fall in love, you must learn to be bad!
For true love, rivals will be defeated!
In order not to love, we must force to say goodbye!
The reason why I smoke is that my grandfather smokes and my father smokes, because we can't break the fragrance.
Depend on your sister's mistress and stay away from the man who works for you. If you want to die, you can always stay with you.
You are nothing, even if you leave me. I can still live well.
I am the only me.
I put one hand in my trouser pocket and the other hand around your waist, saying affectionately, wife, my buddy will always love you! ! !
I think I have erased the habit you gave me.
If you can't give me happiness, don't let me have any hope for you.
who is it? I left my only mark.
Today, I want to redeem my pawned youth.
Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.
You wait for me at the next intersection, and I'll come to you by bike.
You never liked me. If I'm not wrong, I'll still like you.
Sometimes I hear that waste is being collected outside, and I really want to sell you.
He is not a hero who is not grinded by the weather, but a mediocre man who is not envied.
I opened this road and planted this tree. I want to cross this road and leave my underwear.
It is not our own distance that alienates us, but the distance between our hearts.
All the flowers fall to 3 thousand, and the sadness is only interpreted by me.
Why do fools have to give everything for others when they love someone, even if they don't know it?
I only dare to love you unscrupulously, because you love me.
Don't be so arrogant to me. You are not qualified.
From now on, you can't know my sister's story
I am cool, I have strength, and my words make you unable to find your way home.
When I paid the phone bill, I found my words so valuable.
Face is a thing outside the body, but it is necessary, and so is money.
Even if I'm at the end of my rope, I won't go back to those dogs that betray me.
I never bow my head easily, but I can change when I meet you, because you don't deserve my sister to look up to you!
Whoever touches my brother dies, whoever touches my woman dies.
The earth is really not for you. You should go to the kingdom of idiots. When you get there, maybe you can become a king.
I'm not your father. Don't talk to your father with your temper. Don't drag you down like that. You are not my food.
In this era when everything is fast, you should pay selfless love to others, either an angel or an idiot!
Anyone who wants to go out is begging for more words.
With you, darkness is no longer darkness.
Qq Signature Super Domineering, Ridiculous and Swearing 2020
1: I'm not a TV. Stop staring at me all the time.
2: Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!
Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.
4. There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.
5: Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it, Doby mosquito, make it anxious.
6: The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.
7: Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to be your boss.
8: Mowing the grass at noon, there is nothing to rely on, General. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.
9: Good people have a mean mouth, while bad people have a sweet mouth. Daughter-in-law loves you, bitch is for money.
10: the teacher said: there is no regret medicine, only rat medicine ~
1 1: The daughter-in-law is gone, so you can find it again. Mom, there is only one.
12: If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have thrown you out.
13: If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.
14: The more arrogant people are, the more modest they are, and the more incompetent they are.
15: You always make me laugh and cry, a clown who seeks happiness from you alone.
16: I miss your seemingly absent hug and the cool touch of your lips.
17: I want to love you all my life. I think this is love.
18: We tell ourselves to be awake every day, but we always fall asleep in our own lies.
19: Because we are too young, we will squander and indulge our youth as capital.
20. We are always looking for the reasons for our depravity and indulgence.
2 1: Anyway, let me do it. Sorry, forgive me for leaving before you.
22. In an uncertain era, we always love too early, give up too quickly, make promises easily, and don't want to wait for the result.
Sir, I bet on the happiness of my life that you won't be sorry for me.
24: Now I stand at the crossroads and ask myself whether life should go on or not.
Commitment is a lie that you can't believe but must be believed by others.
No princess needs the queen's heart, and no one will always treat you as a treasure.
27: Standing in front of me and scolding me is your cow force, and burying me behind my back is your bragging force.
You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.
29: When you talk to some people, you really have to forgive them 800 times a minute before you can continue talking to them. . .
I never thought that I would forgive the man who let himself cry in desolation and pain at night.
3 1: I'm really afraid that one day I have nowhere to vent my emotions, suddenly burst out and drown myself.
32: Many things often shoot me so suddenly that they don't give me a chance to breathe.
33: Most of the things you have waited for too long are not what you originally wanted.
You can either go with your brother or with the hooligans, but please don't intrude into my world easily. My world needs peace.
35: It has become a rule that only+group news and disturbing Tencent news accompany me on QQ every day.
Life is an empty city, full of myths and feelings that confuse people.
37: I would rather let strangers seriously hurt me than let familiar people do a little harm.
No one can understand how much happiness or sadness there is in your story except yourself, because that is just your feeling after all.
39: What is the truth? Whether you like it or not, you have to accept that it is a fact.
40: You said you didn't have me in your heart, so why did I rush forward so stubbornly?
4 1: Don't bother someone who doesn't want to talk to you, because the most important person in his heart is not you.
42: let the storm come more violently and let those who date get soaked.
43: Without toads, swans would be lonely.
44: I am single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.
You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.
46: Compare two fish, who is handsome, handsome is tomorrow's dish.
47: I see you are getting weaker every day. When you see your old mother, you immediately understand what is the physical life of a young lady.
48: Actually, how much do I like watching you? Do you know how painful it is to lose sight of your slutty sister one day?
You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?
50: Don't let the whole world crowd you two Wangzi crying and say that you are a bully.
5 1: I gave you a chance to apologize, but you pretended to be X with me. You have the right to pretend to be X with me, and I have the strength to kill you.
Girl, your fashionable clothes, especially those black cotton socks with sandals, are really amazing.
53: It's not your fault that you are ugly. Can't you be honest? You have to show off in an ostentatious manner and let us know that you are the eldest brother.
54: Are you jealous that I have a boyfriend? Jealousy belongs to jealousy. Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to slander me behind my back?
55: Do you think that if you say you are a virgin, I won't think you are a treated woman?
56: As far as your eyes are concerned, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of the ATM bank.
57: Can blowing NB drive economic construction? Can blowing NB promote career development? Can blowing NB lead * * * to a well-off society?
58: What underworld are you pretending to be? Oh, oh, so you are a neighborhood committee for African black refugees.
59: If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.
60: Beating is pro, scolding is love. Don't scold your mother all the time, it's almost emotional with your mother.
6 1: Tired from walking, he sits here, the dog sits here, one side is high, and people who come over wonder: Whose twin is this?
Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.
Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not turn into sweet cake if steamed in a pot.
64: If you meet a generous person and give you a brick, you will know what hepatic fibrosis is.
65: Your brain is full of baba, so everything you think has no direction like a fly.
Seeing you is like seeing small vegetables in the market, with a lot of money.
67: Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
68: You said it was not waiting for you to turn over, but the salted fish turned over, or the salted fish.
69: If you dare to mess with me, send your name and phone number to the cat-puff hodgepodge and let MOppER spray you to death.
70: This handsome guy has a delicate mind and clever means, looks handsome and handsome, and has a hot body. Really want to have talent, looks, breasts and breasts!
7 1: you think you are halley's comet, and hundreds of millions of people all over the world want to see it.
72: You have the courage to treat yourself as a person, and you don't need your negative IQ to think about whether you are worth being.
Go back and wash your face, and I'll give you a catty of perfume to cover your scum.
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1. Who is the incarnation of Meng? It's not you anyway. You cleverly avoided the correct answer.
How I wish you would call me when you are drunk, so that I can listen to your heart.
I am not a genius, because I have never worn Finch's diaper.
4. Sometimes I care too much, but I can't let things go.
5, commitment is sometimes beautiful, the speaker has no intention of the listener to carve it into a wound.
6. Dark blue is not the sky, ocean or oxygen. I quibbled and didn't want to give up your decision.
7. It is not easy to be passionate about one thing all your life. Maybe my heart is full of people with umbrellas.
8. The old self is submerged in time, and the new self is submerged in the future.
9. Didn't we agree to be each other's angels? I will be a god.
10, it's not mine. I don't want it. It's mine that others will never touch.
1 1. The moment I bow to you, you must kneel to me!
12, people eat pomegranate one by one, and I eat pomegranate one by one. My friend said: I ate loneliness, not pomegranate!
13, mosquito, when will it evolve to suck fat instead of blood?
14. The last thing I need is warm hospitality after indifference.
15, the way you ignore me is so fucking handsome. I hope you are cool from beginning to end. Don't give me any confidence that I will be loved.
16. If I remember you in my next life, I must have died incompletely.
17, Fat, why are you always so attached to me!
18, fell ill several times, and finally lived to be invulnerable.
19, my god, what made you grow into this face that makes people angry and vomit?
20. Don't call my eyes bad, and don't call him ugly. I don't like him because of his appearance.
2 1. In today's society, there are no brothers like Chen Haonan and Pheasant in the movie. They are fugitives on earth, so it is better to go home early.
22, talk big, in fact, I am the one who is waiting for you quietly.
23. The moment I bow to you, the day you kneel to me.
I hope time won't take you away, so I can complain to you every time I think of it.
25. You used to love Mei Niang, but now you can't afford Wu Zetian.
26. Don't ask me how I'm doing. You can't help me if I'm not good, and it's not your credit.
27, Sao! A coquettish personality. Bitch! Cheap and comfortable. Wave! Want romantic waves. Be yourself!
28. Those who don't have the courage to start are actually over.
29. You only need to understand the sadness and loneliness on your back.
You should be cared for, cherished, seriously loved and held in the palm of your hand.
3 1, I still can't forget you after breaking up for so long!
32. Missing is only a ritual, and real memories are born.
33. Many people have lost their temperament, so the backstage should regain its footing.
34. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.
35. Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.
36. I want to kill you when I suddenly ignore you while chatting with you.
37. I am not a strong person, but I know that I should be strong when I should be strong.
38. I worked so hard and stood in the most dazzling place because I was afraid that you wouldn't find me.
I want to be your heart in my next life. If you annoy me, I won't jump.
40. Slippers worn for a month should be changed into canvas shoes, and pajamas worn for a month should be changed into school uniforms.
4 1, the east wind blows the drums to beat who Longge is afraid of!
42. Don't blame me for stabbing you to death after you cut my heart.
Yesterday's sun will not dry today's clothes.
44. It is better to be arrogant and lonely than humble love.
45. I love to laugh, but that's my strong disguise.
46. Being a superhero doesn't have to be stunted. In fact, you just need to be brave.
47. Don't give up your lover because of a passing bitch.
48. How many people have I lost contact with for one of you? As a result, as soon as you left, they were gone.
49. There are too many words to describe, too many people are hard to give up, but don't cry after twelve o'clock.
50. The most awesome skill from childhood to adulthood is that you can tell whether it is your father or mother by listening to footsteps.
5 1, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.
52. The original playboy ended up being the most infatuated, and the original single-minded person ended up being the most unrequited.
You can stop looking at me, but you can't belittle me.
54. Who hasn't been forced by reality to change from a kind-hearted child to a scheming madman?
55, our love, hard-won, cherish each other.
You have been kicked out of my sight since we broke up.
57. When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.
58. I broke my heart when I was young, but now I forget it. This is only a moment of youth and frivolity. Why is it forever?
59. Don't be blinded by nervousness, greet everyone with a smile.
60. I especially hate people who ask me who I am when they clearly add me. .
6 1, those beautiful memories, happy moments, can never go back.
62. Treat me like a cow and shine in the eyes of a blind dog.
63. The best love is to let go of your hand, and the best to let go is to kill him.
64. I will always remember what belongs to me. What doesn't belong to me, I can only learn as if nothing had happened.
65. I am indifferent because all emotions will not repeat the same mistakes.
It is too painful to secretly love someone, so I secretly love a few.
67. Forgive my casual words and deeds for annoying you instantly.
68, fart to take off pants, walk a few steps, don't fall in love and be jealous. What a fool! If you don't study, you will fall into the river and try to catch pearls when you die!
69. Friend, I only care about quality, not quantity, but my heart!
70. I found what I said very valuable when I paid the phone bill.
7 1, if you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised! I didn't write this page, and I didn't write that page.
Even if he is so bad, he will not fail. After all, he is the person I loved.
73. Like the life you live and live the life you like.
74. My lover can make my eyes shine.
75. A brother is affectionate and thin, and brotherhood will never change.
76.what do you like about me? Can't I change it?
If one day I give up, please remember that it is because you don't care.
78. I love you, but it was only once.
79, beauty is just a metaphor, handsome guy is just a hollow reputation.
80, as long as the weight does not exceed 100, I am willing to be flat-chested and short.
8 1, not afraid of ten thousand enemies, but afraid that you will be among them and ignore me.
82. Cowardice will only bring humble sympathy to others.
83. I curse you for buying condoms with holes.
You will see my scars, and you will know that I have been injured and healed.
85. When you left me, you were even more handsome than when you said you loved me.
86. Grandpa Mao is most valuable when he blushes.
87. A vow of eternal love is a heavyweight commitment that embarrasses mountains and seas.
If you are still a man, don't let your woman cry for you.
89. If you don't work hard, how can you be worthy of yourself?
90. Human instinct is meaningless yearning for light, just like a moth to a fire.
9 1, why do you drink so much water? I just ate an apple, but what does this have to do with drinking water? I forgot to wash the apples.
92. With your eyes closed, tears will still wet your hair.
93, how many people for the other half, from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity.
94. I spent a romantic summer vacation. The homework is done slowly, and everything else is rough.
95, the difference between brothers and girlfriends, something happened, brotherhood said, not dead; The best friend will say, baby, are you okay?
96. I missed the beauty of the whole world and couldn't find another you.
97. People who love to laugh, once they cry, are more heartbroken than anyone else; Not because I'm sad, but because I've been pretending for too long.
98. The original is not as fresh as San Xiao, and San Xiao is not as deep as the original.
99. Now he has found another lover and left me. Those dreams are all paradise.
100, a good friend is a lifetime. I believe we will always get together like today.
10 1, you are cheap, promising and coquettish.
102, why take a bath with cold water in winter? There are still two cold medicines in the drawer, which are about to expire and can't be wasted.
103, never romantic, but also in front of you, the person who knows me best is the warmest partner.
104, time will precipitate the truest feelings. Wind and rain will test the warmest companionship.
105, the biggest rain I've ever been caught was that you didn't look back in the hot sun that day.
106. When I was a child, my friends treated me as a toy.
107, no encounter itself is so strong that we are not afraid of parting.
108, I care more about people who care about me. People who don't care about me, why should you let me continue to care?
109, don't be afraid of pain if you have a dream, and don't shout for pain if you want to win.
1 10, seven points of the world, three points of the world, deep brotherhood.
1 1 1. What should I do if I pretend to be cold and want to be cute? How interesting
1 12, I am most worried that my future daughter will inherit my teasing temperament!
1 13, never quarrel with a fool, or others won't know who the real fool is!
1 14, I admire those people who never talk to me. I'm so funny that I don't talk to me.
1 15, I carry everything by myself, so what's wrong with being a little bitter and tired?
1 16, come out to mix, admit your mistake, and stand at attention when you are beaten.
1 17, sometimes you start to dislike yourself when you look at others who are always so beautiful.