1. Even if you fail ninety-nine times, you have to work hard again to make up the whole number

2. Follow the big brother and eat nine meals in three days

3. I can’t sleep at night and punch the air twice, not doing anything, just to fuck the world

4. Will you show up naked at the hair transplant shop on the corner

5. Falling in love? Isn’t it just to be sad?

6. Pikachu stood up and became a Pikachu

7. You still have to have dreams, otherwise one day What do you talk about when you drink too much?

8. Are you Qiugao? I am so angry with you

9. When I was a child, I loved playing hide and seek, waiting for others to hide. Okay, I'll go home for dinner

10. You must have a good walk with her, I'll take the car

11. Justice can be late, why can't I sleep ten more minutes

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12. There is no airtight wall in the world. The dinner next door is really delicious

13. Good evening, bad evening, whatever you want

14. Be sure to do it before going to bed Eat late night snacks so that you won’t have hungry dreams

15. Once some people miss it, I am so grateful to Xie Guangkun

16. Life has begun to treat me, a little pig.

17. Your neck is so cute, with a pig’s head on it

18. Live a good life, there won’t be any damn ones missing anyway

19. I want to give my fat an ultimatum

20. Other girls want to act coquettishly, but I just want to challenge you

21. The wind is quite strong today, I originally wanted to Go to the gym and blow me to the milk tea shop

22. With the waistcoat line, I will change from gummy bears to hard candy bears, so I won’t practice

23. Don’t be too competitive, just get up early.

24. I rejected three more boys. I am really an excellent girl. Looking at them walking away, I feel a little lonely. I can only Silently say sorry, I really can't afford your real estate, insurance, and financial products

25. I just weighed myself and lost ten pounds. What's going on? It turns out to be Yi Yang I didn’t bring the diamond ring that Qianxi gave me

26. I have been hearing mysterious jingling noises recently. After approaching the science program team for investigation, I found out that it was my poor jingling noise, woo woo

27. Just say it when you think of me, it doesn’t matter if you make me sneeze

28. I’m a little unhappy today. Although it was not caused by you, can you apologize to me

29. It is difficult to drink 8 cups of water every day, but to drink 8 cups of milk tea, all you need is to ask me to invite you to drink it

30. Do you drink alcohol, the kind that will perish together

31. Dear user, you have successfully subscribed to my circle of friends, you will see me talking to myself 24 hours a day, 10 yuan/month, 100 yuan/year, reply: You are so cute, I love unsubscribing

32. Wise men never fall in love, but I am a fool

33. I owe all my good looks to my mother, who gave me this nonsense mouth

34. I want to commit suicide so that there will be no beautiful women in this world

35. Welcome to my happiness

36. If you don’t like this, it means your mobile phone is not good

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37. There was no princess in the world until I appeared

38. I washed my hair and lost a lot of hair, but I am not sad because I still have a head, and I There is nothing on my head

39. There is a very cute person who is reading my writing

40. Today’s stomach is 128G

41. As long as I insist on not posting on Moments, I will become a star, and I will be 0 updates

42. I don’t like going to banks, just like eunuchs don’t like going to brothels. There are some things I don’t have. If you go there, you will be humiliating yourself

43. People who visit this circle of friends will be singled out within three days. If it doesn’t work, come back to me and I will give you a hammer. You are not living up to expectations

44. I won’t post on Moments anymore. You will slowly understand the feeling of missing me

45. I used to think that I was the most beautiful woman in the world. It wasn’t until I met Liu Yifei that I realized it was us. Two

46. Other girls change clothes: untie Luo Sang easily; I change clothes: loosen the little piggy

47. Sell it at a high price. I have never used my brain. Anyone who wants to know < /p>

48. If the whole world doesn’t want you anymore, remember to come to me, I know several human traffickers

49. To make a fortune and make a circle of friends, I have to make one

50. Beautiful women only speak half of what they say

51. People who often stay up late will: 1. Hallucinate; 2. Have poor memory; 4. Not be able to count; 6. Be confused.

Everyone should remember these nine points

52. When making a circle, you can pass it by adding a comma to let others read it very slowly. Very, slow

53. That’s it, the phone is out of gas