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I am handsome, graceful, graceful, young and rich, brave and mighty, invincible in the world, the best in the world, a lonely master, invulnerable, the only one who respects me, a handsome gentleman, the benevolent are invincible, the brave are fearless, Indestructible, wise and mighty, immortal in a hundred fights, heroic among chivalrous people, dragon and phoenix among men, compassionate and righteous, courageous and colorful, unparalleled in the world, both cool and handsome, setting an example for others, honest and trustworthy, generous in conversation, personable and imposing. Lingren, noble temperament, single aristocrat, handsome, elegant, broad-mouthed, good-looking, tangible sunshine. My heroic power, tall and mighty, majestic and powerful, loved by everyone, flowers blooming, cars with flat tires. My heartbreaking eyes are so heartbreaking that you are lovesick because of me. Mr. Chuang, you are so handsome. Your grandpa has had glaucoma for more than ten years. He can’t tell whether it is a human or a dog from one meter away. But when I appeared in front of him, the old man burst into tears, closed his eyes, and never saw the light of day again. He said he didn't want to see anyone again to avoid endless trouble. When I was fifteen years old, I didn't dare to go to school. It's not that I haven't been to kindergarten before. I didn't dare to go there after a long day in kindergarten. All the teachers and the dean of the kindergarten were crazy. My face was swollen like a watermelon after being kissed by the little girl. The aunts beat the children wildly. They didn't do anything for it. In addition, just because they were born in the same year as me, the military and police were dispatched to quell the riot. The U.S. Department of Defense formally filed a lawsuit against me at the International Court of Justice in The Hague, saying that I ruined the family happiness of the first family. It turns out that the president’s wife saw her After I was secretly photographed when I was six years old, I actually filed for divorce from George W. Bush, creating the first divorce case for a sitting president in the history of the United States. After the International Court of Justice in The Hague accepted the case, I was issued a subpoena. After receiving the subpoena, I said I was willing to go to court because this kind of life was really unbearable. However, the summons was not returned to the court because it had my signature on it, so it was picked up by the postman on the way... Later the postman was sentenced to 122 years in prison. Melancholy

I am a harmonious person

A kind-hearted person

Beat through hardships

Gentle and gentle

Kind-looking eyes

Calm and serious

Radiant

Edge and angular

Calm and calm

Cool-faced and kind-hearted

How can I be described as handsome? . I am: handsome, charming, graceful, young and rich, brave and mighty, invincible, number one in the universe, lonely master, invulnerable, only one who respects me, jade-faced gentleman, benevolent invincible, brave without fear, indestructible, wise. Martial, extraordinary chivalry, righteousness, unparalleled throughout the ages, humble and eager to learn, not ashamed to ask questions, smart, lively and lovely, enthusiastic towards friends, ruthless towards enemies, insidious and cunning, capable of doing anything, ruthless, doing all evil, going through fire and water to friends, no matter what, two A sword in one's ribs, a hail of bullets, a courageous one, generous, a shrewd mind, eternal blessings, a life as long as heaven's, an indomitable spirit, a hero among chivalrous men, a dragon and a phoenix among men, sentimental and righteous, courageous and colorful, unparalleled in the world. , cool and handsome, exemplary, honest and trustworthy, generous in conversation, personable, domineering, noble temperament, single aristocrat, Mao Saipanan, outsmarting Kongming, braver than Zilong, Yi Chao Guan Yu, Qiao Yue Luban, the supreme saint, the supreme, gorgeous, brave, moral example, never drunk after a thousand cups, calm in the mood, knowledgeable, talented, arrogant to all living beings, the world's best, aboveboard, just and selfless, shocking the ancients. Shuo Jin, the greatest hero, great hero, great chivalrous person, great master, as fast as the wind, as quiet as the forest, as swift as fire, and as immovable as the mountain. He is known as a pear blossom crushing a begonia. People give him the nickname of omnipotent jade-faced little flying dragon in the world. , the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, the blend of chivalry and benevolence, the senior master and giant hero.

I am gentle and elegant

I am confident

eloquent

young and promising

talking and laughing

Bright eyes and white teeth

Looking like pillars

Beautiful and heroic

Sharp teeth

Facial as a crown jade

Very knowledgeable and talented

I am still the greatest hero, great hero, great knight, and great master,

as fast as the wind, as quiet as the forest, as swift as fire, and as motionless as the mountain,

Known as a pear blossom weighing down a begonia,

People give it the nickname Jade-faced Little Flying Dragon, omnipotent in the world and on earth,

The embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom,

Chivalry and The blend of benevolence and righteousness,

The senior masters and giants are like this. Eyes between the eyebrows, eyes between the eyebrows, eyes between the eyebrows, the whole body exudes an unruly atmosphere, like a drifting boat, but it has never regarded me as a permanent harbor. Star eyebrows and sword eyes are his angular face. The angular face is as cold as if it has never heard the fireworks of the world. Thick eyebrows and sword-like eyes, a heroic spirit, sword-like eyebrows and sword-like eyes, starry eyebrows, and a handsome face

(Seriously: Looking at my eyes that shine like stars, he couldn't help but sink in, Her long, wet hair dangled between her eyebrows, and her strong chest shone brightly in the sun. Looking at me, she seemed to be able to feel my warm breath. As long as she was by my side, no matter how much pressure she was under, she would be gone. It's not pressure,

It's exactly what she dreamed about one night

Seeing the gentle and elegant expression flowing between my eyebrows, I really have a sense of elegance and elegance. He exudes a noble, elegant and extraordinary demeanor. Although he is not as heroic and strong as Yun Yi, he can't hide the graceful and dignified demeanor that naturally exudes in his actions. In confusion, a man in black plain clothes walked over, his hands clasped behind his back. The clear luster in his eyes made people feel intoxicated, and his eyes were cold and inviolable. As if he could shoot cold stars. At a glance, he has an invincible majesty.

The long and thick eyebrows, the tall and handsome nose, and the thin and sexy lips outline a charming smile. Her gold-rimmed eyes are as sharp as falcons in time.

The sun shines through the crystal lenses, casting a faint light and shadow around the eyes, making it increasingly difficult to see through the slightly lowered eyelids. The cloud shadows and sky light are obscured, but for no reason, I feel that they must be a pair of sharp eyes. The thin black frames of the glasses make the fair skin more delicate. The whole person leans against the wall so casually, giving people the impression that he is taking a nap. The cheetah is full of power and wild elegance

...I can’t stand it myself... )

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