Simple and funny personalized signature

These days, it’s either Sohu or Sogou, and they can never search for you. The following are simple and funny personalized signatures that I compiled, I hope you like them.

Simple and funny personalized signature 1

1.? Monitor. Why do I need to go to the toilet? I don’t have any paper?

2. I envy those people who can get a lot of comments from a simple comment

3. Don’t do it when I see a pretty girl Nervous. Because being nervous is useless.

4. Although I am not a horse, I am not an ordinary donkey either.

5. I used to be a thin person, until one sentence changed me . You eat, eat, but you are not fat. I mistakenly thought that I was really not fat.

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7. If you don’t have the consciousness to kill, you have no qualifications to kill.

8. My personality depends on who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.

9. The highest state of being a brother is when others think we are gay.

10. The hot summer is here. Whoever installs an air conditioner in our class will marry the class teacher.

11. How can you make your deskmate watch the teacher play with your deskmate’s phone when you are playing with your phone in class!?

12. If you don’t have the princess’ life, don’t get the princess’ disease.

13. Just now I was reaching for food on the bed, and my head accidentally touched my knees. I broke out in a cold sweat. If I were a greedy snake, I would die.

14. Withered vines, old trees, dim crows, air-conditioning, WiFi, watermelon, Ge You’s same sofa, I’ll just lie down there as the sun sets.

15. No matter how ugly you are, I still love you.

16. I will never let anyone take away anything that belongs to me by any means.

17. Today the male god confessed his love to me. Since you liked me three years ago. Since I liked each other for three years, I only found out after three years!

18. Sorry, the user you dialed is married.

19. I can’t cry, there is no excess in my body The moisture allows the eyes to squander.

20. I told a male best friend: "Actually, I have a crush on you for a long time, how about you be my boyfriend?" The loser actually replied to me, "You finally didn't even let me go."

　21.◇◆丶The exam will be held tomorrow. I will definitely miss every question and will never be lazy〃

22. Can it not be so hot? I am willing to use my Let’s change my ex’s life to cooler weather.

23. I’ve even given up spicy strips, so what else can I be reluctant to part with?

24. The reason why SpongeBob is so happy is that Patrick is willing to accompany him. There are many people in this world who want to see you, but there are very few people who want to accompany you.

25. Why did you suddenly find yourself mature by buying underwear?

26. The loneliness in your eyes is the peace I am looking for

27. Again It's a boring day. Who's dad has time? Let's make an appointment to chat. . .

28. Women can’t lose weight, and men can’t stop having sex.

29. Why do you say I am short? Not everyone is over one meter. You are awesome, give me a try if you are two meters tall.

30. If you have any difficulties, just tell me, but I can’t help you anyway. Simple and Funny Personalized Signature 2

1. I always lament others, it’s time to lament myself

2. If you want a arrogant and arrogant academic classmate, why not ask for something? A scumbag who has answers to every exercise.

3. We never copy homework, we are just the porters of answers.

4. I have the ability to pick up girls, but it’s a pity that I am a girl.

5. I usually start laughing again after getting angry for a while. In fact, I also want to be cool and ignore people, but I can’t hold it in.

6. There are not enough days left on your vacation, please recharge in time

7.-? Time has smoothed my edges. ?You are obviously fat but you still don’t admit it!?

8. Only those who are beautiful can be called foodies, and those who are ugly can only be called losers.

9. I am not a piano! Please stop playing my feelings!

10.︶?╰ーlike me, ーlikely pulling, ーlikely man ?I won’t dump you

11. Mom doesn’t let me make bad friends, no wonder my friends are all so bad.

12. On this day, the physics teacher walked in The classroom shouted: Close the window quickly. I was stunned, and the teacher said: This exam is very poor. I'm afraid some students will not be able to think clearly.

13. Be easy to talk to but don’t be too kind. Be cruel but don’t leave any room.

14.$ It’s just because you talk too much that you incur so much phone bills..

15. Andersen, Green, fairy tales are all lies

16. After every exam, I comfort myself that it’s okay, the important thing is to participate.

17. After taking English classes for so many years, the most common sentence I heard from my classmates is: What did he ask me to do?

18. Don’t think that you are great. In my eyes you are nothing at all.

19. Don’t pretend in front of me that you love me very much. Everyone knows that you are perfunctory with me.

20. In ancient times, the nine-tailed fox had nine lives, and they died in different ways: language, foreign affairs, history, geography. ￣～￣ ;