It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.
3. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said, it's because if you wear it for a long time, you can keep it zero.
One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.
A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you", and the chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to duck".
6. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really an orchid master.
7. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"
8. Even I can't do it. What is your sword?
9. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"
10. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.
1 1. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root
12. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome"
14. embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: what do beautiful women eat?
15. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.
16. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.
17. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just dogs in front of them, but also dogs all over the street.
18. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.
19. People who are afraid of heights cannot go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, nor can people who are afraid of ghosts go to Guijie every day.
20. Ugly people have objects, and beautiful women sell air conditioners.
Homophonic sentence (2)1. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. I used to eat chopsticks, dates and pills.
22. Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring. When she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.
23. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.
24. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.
25. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.
26. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon
27. The Queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Did you hear that? We have nothing in the future.
28. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"
29. One day, the elephant ate a lot of ice cream, and the more he ate, the more he wanted to vomit. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."
You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?
3 1. Nezha asked Wukong: "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me like … like you said?"
32. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because a novice is easy to stand (post station)
The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.
34. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.
35. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.
36. Get off the road, Kay. Dad is in the tower. Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.
37. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.
38. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.
39. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.
40. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.
Homophonic sentence (3) 4 1. What about being tall? Don't you want to bend over and talk to me when you meet me?
42. If you don't love me, what do you love? Einstein?
43. My old colleague signed "God is a girl". I asked him why he was so literary, and he said it was called "unfair heaven".
44. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.
45. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.
You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki
47. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that?
48. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me.
49. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?
50. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"
5 1. Why do houses with strong evil spirits in horror movies have a piano? Because "how many demons does the piano have?"
52. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?
53. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~
My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.
55. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.
56. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.
57. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?
58. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.
59. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."
60. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.