There are many people holding hands in the street. How many of them are getting married?
I love you so much that you will die if you love me.
4, tut tut, girl, people can't be resurrected.
Internet cafes tell us that time is money.
6. Don't mention it when you come to this world. Do it right away if you want to. Everything is quick except death.
7. I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!
8. All the questions in the world can be answered by "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.
Whoops ~ Huahua doesn't want me, my heart ~ ~ pulls cold and pulls cold.
9. A person is walking on a noisy road, and my messy footsteps are telling my loneliness.
10, the most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles.
1 1, hello, the number you dialed is out of service, please redial in the next life.
12, your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.
13, fall down, get up and cry, work hard and live for yourself!
14, my deskmate said: A person is something other than himself. I dumped a sentence: life does not bring, death does not bring.
15, a woman is still moving without makeup. There is a kind of woman who is afraid to meet people who don't wear makeup.
Look in the mirror, you have forgotten what you look like.
16, I have done what I should and shouldn't do, but I still can't, and I won't force it.
17, sometimes I really want to kill myself.
18, when I was a child, my deskmate asked me what the monster looked like. I took a mirror and told him to look inside. Two seconds later, he cried.
19, I really want to strangle myself now!
20. People have many excuses. What happened to reality?
2 1. Life turned out to be an out-of-print movie that could not be played back.
22. There are not in reality, but there are many children.
Master Yin ~ ~ I didn't steal to eat, really not.
23, don't want to run three, not enough two!
24. Muddle away with money at school and work with money. Alas, life is like this.
25. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.
26, I am an onion, standing in the middle of the road, which onion touched my soy sauce, I scolded his ancestors.
27. Every time in the middle of the night, getting people up to go to the toilet is a very tangled problem.
I will arrive in five minutes. If I don't arrive, please read this message again. ...
Give me a fulcrum and I can sleep all day.
30. You look "Please come and scold me".
I'm old, I can't do without a mask!
3 1, life is like a movie. If it is not done well, it will be delayed and lost.
It was that period of compulsory education that occupied my youth.
33. The most funny sentence popular in our class: "Boss, there is wood and sprite, give me a bottle of coke!
34. I'm stupid and I'm happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.
35. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.
36. The soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.
37. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.
38. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.
Come on, let's play dead and see who's good.
39, big head, thick neck, stupid like a pig!
40. I finally got up the courage to send her a short message to express my confession. Three minutes later, the class teacher called: "Son, this is no joke."
4 1, love is the road, friends are pigs, people have only one road, but there are many pigs on the road.
42, I also want to buy an ipad. College students know how to donate sperm, and high school students only sell kidneys. It's terrible to have no education!
43. Now, the most profitable is the mobile company.
44. Looking back suddenly, you haven't left.
45. When I was a child, I was timid and put a P, which scared me to cry.
I wish there was a big flood that flooded the school.
Don't look at people like that, they will be shy.
47, people's peach blossom luck and physiological cycle are the same! It's been a while!
48. My mother praises me for being virtuous and carefree.
49. It is said that strong melons are not sweet, and my brother likes to eat bitter gourd.
Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.