I played a joke on him and said that my future children must call you dad, but he refused.
Thank you for always letting go of your chains when I need you.
Don't talk about people like that. The people in the village also have a flower, but since she was a flower, cow dung has disappeared.
Although I was stunned by Xueba's achievements, the speed of my paper submission certainly surprised Xueba.
When I am serious, please don't joke.
7. I will give it to the people who help me. If my people tear down the house and sell the land, I will get him.
8. What can I do? I want to find a junior four to ruin your life with * *.
9. I will be in a bad mood for no reason, and then I will offend anyone.
10, calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.
1 1, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.
12, I usually read books because I am curious, and I read books before exams because I have a desire to survive.
13 you idiot. 13 like crops in the south. It grows three seasons a year and never rests.
14, did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?
15, Master Kong is the most courageous, and thousands of people are hitting on him every day.
16, I suddenly found my deskmate so beautiful.
17, some things have been stored for too long and it is difficult to put them down, but they are relieved when you accidentally press Delete.
18, I wish you a sudden and unexpected death when you talk about me behind my back.
19, no bottle stopper is suitable for all bottles.
20. Don't think you are an angel with bird hair.
2 1, nothing is my reason to fight.
22. I don't think it's your turn to judge my good friend.
23. When I wake up in the morning, sunshine and you are the future I want.
24. Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils!
25. How brave did you take to speak to me like this?
26, the pig is stupid and someone kills it, and there is no way to be stupid. Let me know whether you want to die or live.
27. Do you want someone to hit me? Call out all the cats and dogs in your village.
28. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so, and don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you.
29. Change my heart, give me a heart of stone, and let me smile and watch the people who hurt me go to hell.
30. Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.
3 1, life is like chess, one wrong step.
Not everyone is as afraid of losing you as I am.
33. You will always be the only one for me. I don't want anyone else.
34. Little Red Riding Hood saved Grandma from the wolf's stomach. This story tells us a truth: chew something.
I just met you at the right time.
36. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. It turns out that my goal has always been persistent.
37. Some people say that I am ugly. I'm sad and feel sorry for her. I went blind at a young age.
38, high-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation, unrestrained foreign style has depth, crazy cool? Blow up the sky
If you don't remember me, I'll give you melon seeds with big ears. Let you remember me forever.
40. This is also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.
4 1, how terrible it is to leave, how about I let you go.
42. May your girlfriend be used and your wife be abandoned. Amen!
43. There are different ways to determine whether it is legal or not and whether the neighborhood is open.
44. If you see any questions about me, just ask me. I won't change it anyway!
45. Why is RMB so valuable? Because the image spokesperson is * * *.
Crows in the world are generally black, and there are a large number of homosexuals in the world.
47. I heard that you are getting married, and many things came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money.
48. I stumbled and learned a lot of reluctance but helplessness.
49. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?
In fact, you were deceived by your own eyes. You are not beautiful or cute.
5 1, you know you are the person I fell in love with when I was young.
52. Go straight ahead, there are a bunch of dogs behind you, one of them doesn't pay attention, and the dog won't hide if it bites you.
53. Solution when depressed: Take the landlord's toothbrush-brush the toilet.
54, the ambiguity between us, you let me not get me wrong, I said you are narcissistic.
55. Actually, I think the name of summer homework is Happy Summer Vacation, which is the same as the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health.
56. Do you think being ugly can scare me? Oh, well, you did it. You frightened the life out of me.
Every time I miss you, there is one more drop of water on the earth, so there is the Pacific Ocean on the earth.
58. The digital age: whoever has more numbers in his passbook is the age.
59. Don't say I'm cold. You didn't cherish it when it was warm.
60. Write a solution smartly every time you do a math problem, then scratch your ears, bite the pen, tear the paper and scribble.
6 1, if two people stare at each other for a long time, it is also a very romantic thing.
62. Don't you have a toilet at home? Are you here to spray?
63. Time will only make people grow old and don't believe in family ties.
64. I am not the Mona Lisa, so there is no need to smile at everyone.
If one day you can forget the past, then remember to come to me.
66. My girlfriend and mother fell into the river at the same time. Who will you save first? A: You two are alive, let me die.
67. Sao belongs to Sao, Sao has chastity, Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has dignity.
68. I wasted my time and even died in desperation.
69. Time makes love ridiculous. How can a smiling person cry?
70. Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat.
7 1, I'd rather be fat and delicate than thin.
72. I am online and you are offline. Why didn't you die while I was alive?
73. If you fight one day, be sure to call me. I can stand up and be handsome.
74. How come your nonsense is more than the advertisement of Hunan Satellite TV!
75. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.
76. If you dare to laugh at me again, I will make you laugh.
77. The wisdom of the school is that it won't let you do whatever you want.
78. Since Einstein discovered the theory of relativity, have you found that there is no absolute thing in the world?
79. I am who I am. If you can't stand me, don't enter my world!
80, a pike in hand, the world belongs to me!
8 1, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?
82. Don't pretend to be a ghost or pure.
83. The appearance of madness does not mean inner lewdness, and most girls who are not affected are kind.
84. Receive good morning and good night from your lover every day, even in a different place.
85. Don't be so nice to me. I used up your good things ahead of time. What should I do if I don't have them in the future?
86. This palace is L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it.
87. What should I use to believe that people who give up in one sentence can last long?